Mar 5, 2017 12:54 PM
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lnecrymm
I woke up at 0630 on my day off the other day pointing accusingly above my wardrobe. No idea what i saw there but i bet its freaked out
playstation360
I'll watch you to make sure nothing hits you.
Nikolaj
Shit. He's on to us!
randalllines
Murrican?
The701
No, we're not touchy-feely. We just prefer to watch silently.
xRunsWithScissorsx
But you'll sleep with your eyes closed for hours at a time and trust us to not hit you then? You fool
Supersaiyanricksanchez
jangus519
EverydayIdleness
What about the person who has sneaked into the room and is watching you while you can't see?
buzzl1ght
Haha don't worry, I'll wait until your sleeping.
Gustie13
Just like the lyrics! "When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid to wash my hair. Cuz I might open my eyes and find someone standing there!"
Mistuh
What about taking a shit an something coming up the toilet to get in ur ass
AbsoluteFuckingWaffle
Wow, pathetic. You should shampoo and wash your head with a knife. Like a real man.
You truly are a absolute fucking waffle
Every time someone calls me by my name I can never tell if they're joking or insulting me.
DethShartBSideU
He's callin in tha gunz.
gavman1066
@Op I understand the fear but mine is that there will be someone holding a weapon mid strike when I open mine and I will die before reacting
Exactly! And mostly I think there will be the death angel standing there to kill me
It doesn't help that once some dude broke into my house covered in mud and blood looking for help after an accident and was banging on my1/2
Shower door screaming for help. I'm sure he would have come in. Was one of the random times I locked the bathroom door while living alone!
Did that really happen?
Yeah guy drove into a and dug drainage ditch outside me house and needed help getting his knocked out friend out of the passenger seat.
lnecrymm
I woke up at 0630 on my day off the other day pointing accusingly above my wardrobe. No idea what i saw there but i bet its freaked out
playstation360
I'll watch you to make sure nothing hits you.
Nikolaj
Shit. He's on to us!
randalllines
Murrican?
The701
No, we're not touchy-feely. We just prefer to watch silently.
xRunsWithScissorsx
But you'll sleep with your eyes closed for hours at a time and trust us to not hit you then? You fool
Supersaiyanricksanchez
jangus519
EverydayIdleness
What about the person who has sneaked into the room and is watching you while you can't see?
buzzl1ght
Haha don't worry, I'll wait until your sleeping.
Gustie13
Just like the lyrics! "When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid to wash my hair. Cuz I might open my eyes and find someone standing there!"
Mistuh
What about taking a shit an something coming up the toilet to get in ur ass
AbsoluteFuckingWaffle
Wow, pathetic. You should shampoo and wash your head with a knife. Like a real man.
Goku
You truly are a absolute fucking waffle
AbsoluteFuckingWaffle
Every time someone calls me by my name I can never tell if they're joking or insulting me.
DethShartBSideU
He's callin in tha gunz.
gavman1066
@Op I understand the fear but mine is that there will be someone holding a weapon mid strike when I open mine and I will die before reacting
Goku
Exactly! And mostly I think there will be the death angel standing there to kill me
gavman1066
It doesn't help that once some dude broke into my house covered in mud and blood looking for help after an accident and was banging on my1/2
gavman1066
Shower door screaming for help. I'm sure he would have come in. Was one of the random times I locked the bathroom door while living alone!
Goku
Did that really happen?
gavman1066
Yeah guy drove into a and dug drainage ditch outside me house and needed help getting his knocked out friend out of the passenger seat.