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"Never been so alive!"
Oct 17, 2017 4:49 AM
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Knottywitch
Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?
klayman1984
Lawnmower guy was keeping an eye on it
AlexandrosMechas
I'd like to say from California, seriously though, take care and be safe you weird Irish bastards and cunts.
KolimanDTM
#5 are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?
jesusisherelookbusy
#7
Jelmddddddddddddd
Opheeeeelia! You're breaking mah heart!
JHRD1880
That chipper one though... I went to get food around 8 in the evening when it had passed and there were queues outside every fucking chipper
thebrinkofdestruction
is no one going to appreciate the de brie joke?
rocketturttle
#5 perhaps it was carried by a swallow
prayingpolarbear
In fairness there was great drying out there, grand day to hang out the washing Mary.
CoreyBear
Hilarious but hope everyone is safe
SnugglyBurrick
Three dead last I saw, power and water cuts. We'll be grand in a day or two, most likely
ivikk
Been living on an archipelago in the middle of the Atlantic, and we call a hurricane "just a breeze"
SurfHill
I like that you all call trash cans, Wheelie Bins. I will start doing that at my house.
MCN16
Well they are bins with wheels... we are a simple folk
TheWorldIsMacaroni
"Ireland" first image is captioned as being in Leeds... England
HotToTheDogs
Yup it's been a bit saucy up here, won't be long before the planes landing at Leeds Bradford airport will be flying sideways!
ManiacOnTheFloor
UK got some of the hurricane too- Ireland was on the highest warning as they were to be in the midst of it
RicketyRicketyCrickety
Oh Ophelia you’ve been on my mind girl since the flood.
Poopyhead69
Would give you 3 upvotes if i could. Love the Lumineers :)
ashmenon
I almost want Ireland to get hit by more natural disasters if this is the stuff that comes out of it.
MCN16
Bring on a flood and you'll see all of us on inflatable alligators.
ashmenon
Now I DEFINITELY want Ireland to get hit by more natural disasters.
givemeyourhate
I'm upset no one has appreciated the "De Brie" comment yet.
HummingbirdHippie
Came to say the same thing. That's what got my upvote.
tzxAzrael
i hope the little girl is ok, but man i cackled when she started to swing with the door
TurnYourHeadBackward
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/video-girl-blown-away-door-10000632
PeopleSeemToHaveLongNamesOnImgur
Ohio?
TECHNICALLYC0RRECT
#5 it takes an absolute asshole to not make a Holy Grail reference.
PeopleSeemToHaveLongNamesOnImgur
Think it was an African or a European swallow?
TECHNICALLYC0RRECT
No, no, no, it turns out coconuts ARE migratory.
GregoriusDaneli
#5: ♪ If you like piña coladas, and getting caught in the rain... get your ass down to Ireland; they're 'bout to have a hurricane ♫
zsefvgb
Phenomenal. Exquisitely done. I applaud you good fellow
TrijezniMujo
I wish there were storms more often in Ireland. Because this is some top quality humor.
ProudJomaillian
I do too. I really enjoyed my two days off school
Terminal56
I mean if they were common then I doubt we would enjoy them that much
blargnok
That top one is Leeds, That England. You Phoney!
HotToTheDogs
I live here! It's been a bit breezy if say so myself.
iamagrocerybag
WHAT are they building next to Bridgewater place? Something to deflect he wind?
HotToTheDogs
Wouldn't surprise me, something to stop the lorrys falling over.
JustSomeGuyWithAComputer
Meeek yer ooon fookin dinner, yeah?
UNDEADLY
yeah Jahn Snoo
BustCheeks
Heard that in Sharlto Copley's voice.
JustSomeGuyWithAComputer
Crap! I think I was typing in South African?
trigonman3
criesinspanish.jpg
tokonelly
(Wrong accent but A* for effort)
VinnieJonesDiary
What accent were you going for there?
JustSomeGuyWithAComputer
Drunk footie hooligan?
drdavessardogs
This? https://imgur.com/ksK1sAv
JustSomeGuyWithAComputer
precisely. sprinkle generously
4amsnacks
Wait. Do you guys really have lots of trampolines?
trigonman3
Some a little less, some a little more.
anonwhymouse
And cows apparently
DinosaurOnABus
Also yes.
Allthegoodnamesaretaken92
Theres actually another one behind it out of the shot lol
HiddenSanity
Not for long
DinosaurOnABus
Yes.
SaikyoStyle
It's the national sport of Ireland.
Thelrishlnquistion
Mine is the only house in the street without one.
StaalTheNotQuiteSoUndefeatedAnymoreButNevermind
During the economic boom, for some reason, EVERYONE got trampolines. And those switchblade scooter yokes. it was a different time.
aguywithoutagun
A more innocent time. Rural houses built of raw concrete, 16 year olds with €10k rally cars driving to school, trampolines for all.
itsthejacket
And for some reason every fucker put decking out the back
Terminal56
You mean razor scooters or flickers?if you mean flickers then that was just a huge craze after the boom around 2011/2012
StaalTheNotQuiteSoUndefeatedAnymoreButNevermind
I mean razor/switchblade scooters, they were huge in the 2000's
NinjaInABag
I'm confused, are there just random ass cows all over the place or what? Those are built up areas
KriegerCloneBone
We live in fields
iSoulend
just imagine the country side, but country wide
Pekwachnamaykoskwaskwaypinwanik
Mate, Ireland.
DietCokeIsTheBest
Ireland isn't really built up apart from the largest cities
AoShin
IRISH built up areas. As in the countryside is an hour drive away tops. More likely 5 mins.
givemeyourhate
In Ireland, you're either a farmer, or someone who lives with a farmer. Cows are life.
Thelrishlnquistion
In Ireland you're never more than 20 feet away from a cow.
kimbuzzy13
Or sheep!
SirChadwellHeath
or an ass
dirtbeans
but enough about your mother
schleppelthebogeyman
Thelrishlnquistion
thenamenooneknows
The coconut could have been brought by a swallow. Holding the husk in its tallons
GeauxGhoti
When the nut's found on the beach, it's more of a spitter, really.
HotdogNotHotdog
Does the swallow have sharp talons?
madpenguinMaddi
Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?
ImNotAnOrange
i get your reference but you are out of sequence as he clearly just suggested it was carried
prayingpolarbear
African or European Swallow ?
probationaryperiod
It's not a question if where he grips it!
HappyLittleBoozer
Supposing two swallows carried it together? No, they'd have to have it on a line. Well, simple! They'd just use a standard creeper.
mac821
For two thousand miles?
BirdmanSucked
Was thinking the same thing. Finally a suitable answer
Speldrawng
What's the airspeed of a coconut-laden sparrow?
TrogdordaBurninator
I... I don't know that!!!
Knillis
What's the airspeed of an unladen swallow?
ThatguyMortem
That depends, African or european.
Knillis
I don't know that!
Dreamdayer
Talons
trigonman3
Do chickens have large ones?
penguin0109
Talonns
towhead22
Taalloonns
iamnotsirwalterscott
Ireland seems to be greatly enjoying having a hurricane
rufio42
A bloke I work with is genuinely disappointed that there wasn't enough carnage and damage.
allofthebooks
We love talking about the weather - the last time the state broadcaster had this big a viewership we only had 2 channels!
gunter
They have brick and concrete houses. Of course they enjoy a good tousle .
TongueTiedLabourerfromtheLandoftheLittlePeople
"The qualities of the Irish are that they are good-hearted, energetic and they love a disaster" -The Irish RM
MinorityOpinion
It makes a change from the constant wind and rain.
StaalTheNotQuiteSoUndefeatedAnymoreButNevermind
I was stuck in a part of the country where we only got a bit of wind. Was actually a bit sad to have missed it.
helloclarebear
Same. Dublin city centre.
Fergtato
Yeah Blackrock just got a sad breeze...
StaalTheNotQuiteSoUndefeatedAnymoreButNevermind
I was stuck out in Bray, a little howling, but nothing stunning
kinners
The waves down the beach looked crazy last night!
StaalTheNotQuiteSoUndefeatedAnymoreButNevermind
Didn't get the chance to go down, I work up the kilarney road, and I was too tired to head down. Kinda regret it now.
HagglingtonBearPig
Gwaaaaan bray!!!!
IlidaIsMyBro
The brick on the trampoline got me
BiliboyJenkins
I feel like most of Irelands problems could be solved by just flipping the trampolines over.
trigonman3
Don't forget to put a brick on it.
ChronologicalMyopia
Same. "Oh yeah that'll keeper down for sure."
davesrandomstuff
TheBlackVan
"I love lamp" - your precious Brick
feckr
feckin' brick
Chronomechanist
"Ah bejasus, blowy as fook out der. We should prolly do somat abowt dat trampoline. I know, I'll stick a brick on da fooker. Dat'll do it."
Totallyscrewedinaustin
Later- whale oil beef hooked, there it goes!
ActiveMancano
Joke’s on you. He wanted two projectiles in the air for his neighbor.
dogenuggets
Sorry to hear that, hope you're ok now.
PmMeGifsForSauce
First I didn't get it, but then I did
TheFlyingB
First I did get it, but then I didn't.
McTrundleWolf
I used to get it. I still do, but I used to, too.
HappyEngineer
Do people really say "the province of Ireland"?
thecatspyjamas
Never heard that in my life
superbadonkey
No
Allthegoodnamesaretaken92
Well im from northern ireland mate, didn't wan't to start a political war over a photo
ToddBonzalezYo
Oh come on let's do it for the craic. I'll start. There are 6 counties in Ulster!!!!!
Allthegoodnamesaretaken92
Haha oh ffs in the ulster we know theres 6 although in the real world theres 9 lol
ToddBonzalezYo
Lol had a 50/50 chance to annoy you:)
BrainDoe
When distinguishing between the province of Ireland and the republic of Ireland, yeah.
HappyEngineer
cool, thanks
MouthSpiders
Genuine question, what's the difference? I didn't know there was a province and a republic
Allthegoodnamesaretaken92
I was really going to tickle the tummies and say 'emerald isle' but i was to busy out the front folding the car's wing mirrors in incase...
Allthegoodnamesaretaken92
a flying cow took one off.
trigonman3
Cow... another cow... I think it's the same cow
Dyslexicbirch
does Ireland have thatched roofs or is that just a English thing would hate to see those beautiful buildings fucked
ElGrandeBanana
Tatched roofs are some of the strongest in a storm, because it doesn't get ripped of in one go. Straw by straw you need one hell of a storm
theresamooselooseabootthishoose
That one next to the steam railway where I lived never played very long...
JHawke
Haven't you seen the pictures? There's cows being blown around. They'd have that roof for lunch!
ChillaAquila
Or a hungry wolf
DietCokeIsTheBest
Damn it 5 mins too slow
HiddenSanity
Thatched roofs never last long anyway; I suspect buildings with thatched roofs as the actual weather protection will be adding secured tarps
PirateRubberDuck
They all have netting on anyway. It keeps them looking nicer for longer.
HiddenSanity
Just saying, you might want something a bit more substantial for a Hurricane.
theresamooselooseabootthishoose
Mate, thatched roofs need replacing about every 5 or 10 years anyway, it's par for the course
TheSublimelyMagnificentJechtUsernameMarkIII
The only buildings to have thatched roofs are history sites
theresamooselooseabootthishoose
Nope, complete rubbish
gaffatapewarrior
This isn't true at all?
JustLettingPeopleBeWrong
Yeah, not even slightly true. I suspect they've never seen a rural area.
PirateRubberDuck
I have seem lots of rural areas thatched roofs are mostly in the posh southern rural areas.
gaffatapewarrior
Haha yeah. I walk the dog past thatched houses every day and I'm only a little bit rural.
ialmostwishwewerebutterflies
It looks like a 50/50 chance that either a cow or a trampoline is going to blow into your yard.
breakfasttimeallthetime
#ireland
LostCatWantedDeadAndAlive
Occideo
Or Dorothy's house
trenthian
Coos
z0de
What if the cows are using the trampolines to get in to the gardens. The storm is a cover.
Allthegoodnamesaretaken92
I love this app
Un0riginalComment
I love you
z0de
DanteLidge
chopper35
33% chance actually. you’re forgetting about sheep.
AoShin
Win Win!
prettyangelboi
Trampolines actually blow out of yards as they are replaced by cows. It's a mysterious phenomenon, only seen in Ireland.
WhiteWolfSix
Law of equivalent exchange.
zadel99
You made me chuckle at the beginning of what promises to be an awful day. Thank you good man.
ididitforthelolz
What's up with your day?
zadel99
Horrible meeting, with horrible boss for a well paid job makes this day slightly more horrible than usual.
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MisterOp
jazzmatazz
It was pretty funny. Especially since people were recently warned not to shoot into the hurricanes.
sillybananas
This is Weatherman with the forecast for today, it looks windy with a 50% chance of cows and trampolines.
Deliveryham
Im surprised i havent seen more bricks flying around
Allthegoodnamesaretaken92
In July there are actually brick throwing contests in northern ireland
skillerious
And Michael is the current champion!
GlassCannon570
I’ll get the MFN(Massive Fucking Net). I’m gonna make a fortune in the beef and used trampoline industry.
DevilsArsehole
Unless it catches the trampolines first.
EricFromAccounts
moooooOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo....
DevilsArsehole
Indeedy
WhateverYouTalkedAbout
Why bother writing MFN when you spell it out afterward?
istealthepixelsfromreposts
To shorten the thousands and thousands of comments mentioning the MFN.
RevanTheJedi
Sounds professional
WannaSeeMy
MFN is cooler and more dramatic + you want them to be able to tell it was you that one guy on imgur when this actually happens.
ENCHANTMEN
MFN, Mike Tyson's favorite website
Slindrin
Copywriting