Story Time, Nature Edition

Mar 15, 2016 6:27 PM

pallentx

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The wasps legit do this

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

so basically..that plant is defending itself. So in a way it has a mind of sorts. It can sense danger. Isnt that some form of sentience?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

NATURE IS SO COOL

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How nature do dat

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

BRUTAL!!! +1

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The annoyingly short gifs were totally saved by the interesting fact. +1 for lima bean brutality

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Another reason for me to fucking hate lima beans. God, do I hate them.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Calling in backup!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Shit, guys, a caterpillar!" // (other limas) "Quick; make yourselves delicious!"

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When sagebrush gets eaten it releases a gaseous hormone that gets picked up by tobacco plants, which can then prepare their defences.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Damn beedrills always screwing over my caterpies...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This didn't have to be in .gif form but very cool none the less

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This devil plant calls in the hounds to murder baby butterflies

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

THIS IS WHY "IT'S NOT NATURAL" ISN'T A GOOD ARGUMENT AGAINST HOMOSEXUALITY. NATURE IS A WHOLE DIFFERENT LEVEL OF WTF

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Anyone else reminded of Horrifying Planet?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This still doesn't make me want to eat lima beans.

10 years ago | Likes 84 Dislikes 0

Yes but if you do you will gain their power. When caterpillars are eating you, you will be able to release a wasp attracting fragrance.

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Humans: we aren't as special as we think we are.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

(clarification, it's not that we aren't special, but there's something special about most of nature's processes)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I coulda been a butterfly!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I saw this on Facebook earlier today!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Watch out my fellow lima beans impending unavoidable death

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fuck lima beans.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

and some caterpillars have evolved to look like eggs have already been laid in them so the wasps overlook them

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Damn nature. You scary!

10 years ago | Likes 232 Dislikes 3

Crazy how nature do that

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Your lack of caps lock made me read that in a very calm tone

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well in #3 the wasp is having sexy time

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

You mean rapey time.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

skip to 2:48 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMG-LWyNcAs

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sometimes I bet my wishes on another stranger, and you just granted it. I can't thank you enough, +1

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10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Take it away penny!

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That wasp-rape is horrific looking...

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

And it's not even Wednesday

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wasp rape Wednesdays... Never gets old

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

was referring to humpday (geico camel) but that's a helluva lot funnier

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Caterpillar rape is real. No means no wasps!!!

10 years ago | Likes 106 Dislikes 3

These caterpillars signed consent forms, it's all good bro.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Imagine, someone giving you a sandwich.When you eat it, he singles other guys who all signal a flying rapey monster who sneaks up behind you

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

So, being a hot girl who just ordered a sandwich at a Barnes and Noble with a Starbucks inside?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Now that's a terrifying thought.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It's more like you eat the guy, and with his last dying breath, he alerts his friends, who summon the rapeyflyingthing.

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

and it's more of a violent reverse c-section than anything sexual

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

But is sex a reverse birth?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

But does that happen fast enough to save the Lima beans?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Losing a few leaves doesn't kill the lima plant, but this response keeps down the number of predators for the group and next generation.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

its probably more about keeping the caterpillar-population in check, and not about catercide.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Right?! I guarantee it doesn't, which raises the question how the fuck do plants know to do this if the ones that do it are devoured?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

The caterpillar will not eat the first leave fast enough before the molecule is released.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, but then he has to wait for the scent to diffuse, get the attention of one specific bug, then that bug has to not only lay an egg (1)

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In my excitement I referred to the plant as "he."

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

(2) in the caterpillar, but that egg has to have an incubation period that isn't on the order of seconds, you know?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

True. Now, Evlution and survival shows the strategy is not a bad one, so far. :)

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