Best of Groundskeeper Willie

Apr 22, 2015 8:48 PM

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me irl

This is adequate

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

When I'm too drunk andthe lady and I are trying to get intimate.

11 years ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 0

"I'm Milhouse, I tuck my shirt into me underpants. I've got no friends, so I confide in Willie!"

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Aye, I also 'ate the mess he left on the rug....Ya heard me

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Wait a minute... There's no Angus McCloud in Northkiltown! You're not from Scotland at all!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"See you in hell, you wingless bloodsuckers!"

11 years ago | Likes 343 Dislikes 1

"Ya used me!"

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

One of the best was when he was playing the bagpipes and yells "We've had em for 1200 years and only wrote one song!"

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

If you look a little further he has a surprisingly sad backstory.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Augh, Willy's retirement grease!

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Wait a minute! There's no Angus McCloud in North Kilttown! Why, you're not from Scotland at all!

11 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

I can't believe the first picture ended before that, its the best bit :P

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

ach, don't be daft

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

"Back to the loch with you, Nessie!" Is my new favorite insult.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"If elected Mayor, my first order of business would be to kill the whole lot of ya, and burn your town to cinders!"

11 years ago | Likes 134 Dislikes 0

psst your mic is on

11 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

I KNOW IT'S ON

11 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

theres nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased scotsman

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Willie is my spirit animal...

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 3

BON-JOURRRRRRRRRRRRRR

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"Ya cheese-eatin' surrender monkeys."

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Lousy Smarch weather.

11 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

I said that in a group of people. Only one person got the joke. My kind person. (Knowingly nods at each other)

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Hmm, 'Do not touch - Willy'. Good advice."

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Whenever I see a collection of a certain character and their best moments, I'm always a little scared that they died and this is a tribute.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

THE NOOZLE AT THE END OF THE HOOSE!

11 years ago | Likes 540 Dislikes 0

the woozle at the hooze?

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

"Hey Willy, catch the football!" https://youtu.be/Ye80mWxqW-o

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The moose?!

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

NOODLES? WHAT NOODLES?

11 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

And that's how Willie waters

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

McLeod* -_-

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As a Scotsman, I feel like I should be wearing a kilt right now after seeing this

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This man is a national treasure!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

his analysis of the french is pretty dead on

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

*McLeod

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#2 Have you ever fucked on cocaine, Nick?

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I like how fucking jacked he is solely because he's Scotch

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I lost it at "cheese eating surrender-monkeys"

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Has The Simpsons ever made an homage to So I Married an Axe Murderer and had Willie scream at people for their "orange on a toothpick"?

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

It's like Sputnik!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Spherical, but quickpointy in parts." No, I don't believe that they have.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a Scot can confirm we have Skeleton powers? We get it from our diet of neeps tatties haggis and irn bru

11 years ago | Likes 196 Dislikes 2

Irn Bru! Had that once when my family visited Scotland, still have the can, was tasty stuff!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

'most Scottish cuisine is based on a dare' Mike Myers

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

'Intoxicated gibberish'

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

*non-intoxicated gibberish because who the fuck can understand Scotch English*

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

As a Brit, I bought a 1 kilo haggis once, wanting to try it. No one else would though so I had to eat it all. Was delicious. And filling.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or square sausage an tattie scones.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Are tatties as awesome as their american counterpart?

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rutabaga I'm guessing no.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tatties are potatoes btw

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mmmmm neeps. -stomach growl-

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Being Canadian with English relatives, I know what Haggis, Tatties, and Irn Bru is, but what the fuck is a neep?

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Turnip -> turneep -> neep sauce: Fer fucks sake just take me word

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Scotland = my favorite place ever! Scottish accent = my favorite accent! Scottish food = ...errr, it's my favorite accent!

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Scottish cuisine: Have a bottle of whiskey,& a menu in your right hand.Drink until you see the menu in your left hand, then place your order

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Scottish cuisine is anything + fried batter

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If you can lift it, they can fry it.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Great, now I'm hungry.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

mmmm irn bru

11 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

World's only real hangover cure

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Now ye can be orange on the inside too!

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

the taste of irn bru still haunts me from that one vacation 6 years ago....

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Scottish Wikipedia is amazing. http://sco.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neep

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"Tho the neep wis a weel-estaiblished crap in Hellenistic an Roman times, an syne fowk jalouse that it was brocht intae cultivation afore.."

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ach, I was gonna link this. +1 for you.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Scot imgurians unite!

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Edinburgh!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Reporting in

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Aberdeen represent

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Glasgow here

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Irn bru-blech like a bottle of carbonated cough syrup.

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You don't want to be dissing the mothers milk of Glasgow.

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