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Dday6644
This is adequate
FaptainPicard
When I'm too drunk andthe lady and I are trying to get intimate.
RelatedSimpsonsPicOrGif
"I'm Milhouse, I tuck my shirt into me underpants. I've got no friends, so I confide in Willie!"
magicalmysterytour
Aye, I also 'ate the mess he left on the rug....Ya heard me
LordofGoats
Wait a minute... There's no Angus McCloud in Northkiltown! You're not from Scotland at all!
AJCanuck
"See you in hell, you wingless bloodsuckers!"
JPRaptor
"Ya used me!"
Xarr
One of the best was when he was playing the bagpipes and yells "We've had em for 1200 years and only wrote one song!"
TheQUARRYTheBOULDERSLesserKnownFather
If you look a little further he has a surprisingly sad backstory.
SandorCleganeLives
Augh, Willy's retirement grease!
milkzhakes
Wait a minute! There's no Angus McCloud in North Kilttown! Why, you're not from Scotland at all!
sporkafife
I can't believe the first picture ended before that, its the best bit :P
splian
ach, don't be daft
writtenrhythm
"Back to the loch with you, Nessie!" Is my new favorite insult.
DAAHOOVAA
"If elected Mayor, my first order of business would be to kill the whole lot of ya, and burn your town to cinders!"
Vitrum
psst your mic is on
BinkyTheRabbit
I KNOW IT'S ON
ImMrbulldops
theres nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased scotsman
UnlimitedStupidity
Willie is my spirit animal...
zxms
BON-JOURRRRRRRRRRRRRR
SgtEziosRequiem
"Ya cheese-eatin' surrender monkeys."
ROBOTvsMAN
Lousy Smarch weather.
Merky600
I said that in a group of people. Only one person got the joke. My kind person. (Knowingly nods at each other)
SgtEziosRequiem
"Hmm, 'Do not touch - Willy'. Good advice."
thenextlegenwaitforitdarycompanion
Whenever I see a collection of a certain character and their best moments, I'm always a little scared that they died and this is a tribute.
margaretolson
THE NOOZLE AT THE END OF THE HOOSE!
WithNothingBetterToDo
the woozle at the hooze?
TheHappyCanadian
"Hey Willy, catch the football!" https://youtu.be/Ye80mWxqW-o
licensetoillite
The moose?!
YouWereAlmostAJillSandwich
NOODLES? WHAT NOODLES?
margaretolson
And that's how Willie waters
YharnamsFinest
McLeod* -_-
AwkwardWaffle
As a Scotsman, I feel like I should be wearing a kilt right now after seeing this
ScottishWithoutAnyChanceOfFreedom
This man is a national treasure!
BeardedCoach92
his analysis of the french is pretty dead on
Ryvan
*McLeod
brethamus
#2 Have you ever fucked on cocaine, Nick?
liliputian7
I like how fucking jacked he is solely because he's Scotch
ColourBlindTriffid
I lost it at "cheese eating surrender-monkeys"
Bluesconte
Has The Simpsons ever made an homage to So I Married an Axe Murderer and had Willie scream at people for their "orange on a toothpick"?
kibbypie
It's like Sputnik!
DenverPostironic
"Spherical, but quickpointy in parts." No, I don't believe that they have.
TheLazyDragoon
As a Scot can confirm we have Skeleton powers? We get it from our diet of neeps tatties haggis and irn bru
TheWhiteRaven86
Irn Bru! Had that once when my family visited Scotland, still have the can, was tasty stuff!
morehumanthanhuman
'most Scottish cuisine is based on a dare' Mike Myers
drrange
'Intoxicated gibberish'
liliputian7
*non-intoxicated gibberish because who the fuck can understand Scotch English*
UnknownSquid
As a Brit, I bought a 1 kilo haggis once, wanting to try it. No one else would though so I had to eat it all. Was delicious. And filling.
rightsquareintheballs
Or square sausage an tattie scones.
cantcatchmeimthegingerbeardman
Are tatties as awesome as their american counterpart?
uskglass
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rutabaga I'm guessing no.
Cappuccino651
Tatties are potatoes btw
BoxesofFoxes
Mmmmm neeps. -stomach growl-
rumtumtugjob
Being Canadian with English relatives, I know what Haggis, Tatties, and Irn Bru is, but what the fuck is a neep?
lonelylinguist
http://sco.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neep
ProfessorSamson
Turnip -> turneep -> neep sauce: Fer fucks sake just take me word
SlagathorDeb
Scotland = my favorite place ever! Scottish accent = my favorite accent! Scottish food = ...errr, it's my favorite accent!
LooseCannonSpock
Scottish cuisine: Have a bottle of whiskey,& a menu in your right hand.Drink until you see the menu in your left hand, then place your order
TheLazyDragoon
Scottish cuisine is anything + fried batter
LooseCannonSpock
If you can lift it, they can fry it.
imgulster
Great, now I'm hungry.
littlegingerone
mmmm irn bru
TomatoKetchupForPrimeMinister
World's only real hangover cure
ShenanigansForHireExperiencedBeerTasterAndCraicFacilitator
Now ye can be orange on the inside too!
yousmelllikeadeadcat
the taste of irn bru still haunts me from that one vacation 6 years ago....
rumtumtugjob
Scottish Wikipedia is amazing. http://sco.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neep
UnknownSquid
"Tho the neep wis a weel-estaiblished crap in Hellenistic an Roman times, an syne fowk jalouse that it was brocht intae cultivation afore.."
lonelylinguist
Ach, I was gonna link this. +1 for you.
Cappuccino651
Scot imgurians unite!
TyranalsoreassRekt
Edinburgh!
Selgiarc
Reporting in
TheLazyDragoon
Aberdeen represent
rightsquareintheballs
Glasgow here
ImgurFairy
Irn bru-blech like a bottle of carbonated cough syrup.
morehumanthanhuman
You don't want to be dissing the mothers milk of Glasgow.