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Nov 20, 2017 1:42 PM
CrunchyKleenex
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youdontknowhowtoeatmuffjohnsnow
Jeez, the boobs on Philippa Eilhart
FragileDonkey
Fizzledrizzle69
7thsage
Chicks dressing slutty based on a card game, based on a video game, based on a series of old books. What a world we live in.
captaingrump
I'm a Triss man through and through, but my goodness gracious, that Yennefer stirs something in me. Deeply, and profoundly. Near my willy.
konelhft
Right?
Bulwarknutter
I live in Gwent and none of the women look like that - I'm missing out!
Ragnarsdad
I was gonna say that although i have never been to Gwent, i have never seen any women in wales that look anything like that.
Bulwarknutter
Yes - definitely false advertising here
AmazonEmma
I see Maul Cosplay and Taylor Davis
inscrutablehorse
+1 for the Von Everec couple!
avocadowaffle
Where's the trebuchet cosplay?
IFoldlyGo
It got tossed out
StopstalkingmePawan
Triss is best girl.
Sirdhelm
Wish there was an app just to play the Gwent game....
JohnCalvinCoolidgeJr
https://www.playgwent.com/en ? Or do you mean specifically smartphone app
Sirdhelm
An app didn't know about the website though is it web based ?
JohnCalvinCoolidgeJr
It's a desktop stand-alone app (in beta), and will be on xboxone and ps4, with cross play between PC and xbox, and PC and PS4.
HalTheMisinterpretivePornStar
Dandelion doesn't get enough cosplay love.
BenjaminPannell
And he has such a great outfit too.
StopstalkingmePawan
He looks so good! Haha.
trikucian
I love that bard costume, I'm gonna have to make it myself, it's so colorful!
Morkboosic
Damn. That Yennifer tho.
TheWangDoodle
lordfwahfnah
crimsonghost1
I see no one wanted to be poor fucking infantry.
zsefvgb
I'm thinking of making one now
Xplode441
No one cares about the great hero Jarre it seems.
sibeh
They renamed the card 'poor flanking infantry' for the kids in the standalone :p
fruitcake11
Literally unplayable.
ElessarThorongil
What is it about Phillipa Eilhart that I️ find so attractive? In the game I️ mean. I know why I’m attracted to that cosplayer.
Rifneno
Probably her being blind. As someone that looks like concept art of Uncle Fester, that's what I liked about her.
owlest
I dunno I just really like her dress, also she can turn into an owl
MagpieNI
Well, you would like the owl part, wouldn't you?
msa011
She has nice pubes
nachtgeist
Probably the lesbomancy.
classicmonty
I have no idea what this is but I live in a place called Gwent
handofbod
Would this be the one true Gwent? The Wales Gwent?
classicmonty
It would
JohnCalvinCoolidgeJr
There's a game called The Witcher which has a mini-game inside of it called Gwent, a trading card game, which is now it's own game
muddymoomoo
Huge tracts of land....
LajesticVantrashellOfLob
Y U G E
triptolemus510
It brings back mammaries.
GSCultist
Elena Samko.
Calistil
And she can't even say "my eyes are up here."
ctzn07
there are no winners in that argument...
msa011
Dude
Akilles
holy crap, them jugs on the Filippa
ImKimJongUnAndEverythingIsFine
AThreeFootTallChocolateMooseWithFudgeEyes
Be you a lass or be you a gent; You'll never pass on a round of Gwent
TheFastpaws
Hm... so a bunch of great costumes and boobs.
thisisnottheusernameurlookingfor
I'll have one order of Triss please
SovietWilkey
Saw some thicc women + 1
KILLDOGG
TIL that gwent is a real thing and not just in Witcher 3.....which I just started.
Sirdhelm
Wish there was an all to play the game.....
weleftthelightson
I just finished it for the first time last night!! Easily the best game I’ve ever played
PmMeGifsForSauce
Not having played either, I was legitimately confused seeing the main character from Witcher 3 in this post with no mention to it.
Byrhtnoth
Skellige cursed deck! It won’t let you win every match, but I’ve got a solid 66% win rate on competitive!
Iamtheoriginalyashimaru
You are in for one hell of a good game.
CrunchyKleenex
Download the gwent standalone.
youdontknowhowtoeatmuffjohnsnow
What's it on
owlest
PC
handofbod
Yeh it's a county in Wales, I live there!
LavaAxe
Well it started out just being in Witcher 3
Gurablashta
Skellige Tuirseach Axemen and Weather Deck... It's so much fun
TarkusOfTheBlackIron
I kinda prefer the simplicity of the in-game Gwent over the stand alone, cool stuff though
Shewy92
Exactly. I was hoping that it was just Witcher 3 Gwent but multiplayer, but they added a bunch of things. It was fine the way it was.
Shineupordown
Original Gwent could never make a standalone dlc it was so simple ,lacked debt and skill no1 would have played it as a standalone game.1/2
Shineupordown
Instead what they did was only take basics from that and make really original tgc game that is different from competitors,fun and skilled
Shineupordown
tcg*
Tassu
Same. But still it feels like it wasn't complex enough for competive multiplayer.
sibeh
The problem with that was that the original was extreme (really extreme) unballanced. They are really trying to compete with heartstone.
TarkusOfTheBlackIron
Never really saw much imbalance as it was just against npcs I guess but yeah I get that to had to change for multiplayer
sibeh
And gwent is imo alot better than hs :p
matheydonekilledoldrando
Nilfgaard spy/medic deck all the way.
Xplode441
Nilfgaard rot tosser, leader ability to rot toss again, gold card ability to rot toss a third time. Pisses opponents off.
CrunchyKleenex
Scoia'tel. It's a bit weak at the moment but still my favorite faction.
matheydonekilledoldrando
I like their row flexibility, super handy when there is a weather card, or you have a trumpet.
AeonQuasars
A bit to easy to counter. Their main advantage lies in multiple medic cards imo. Medic those spy card back. And get everyone back in the end
HairgelAddict
"Skellige!" Quite enjoyed that deck and quests.
Knoldus
Siege engines bitch
Rosco41
Monsters all the way!!! All offense!
karlbadmanners
Northern Realms Siege Engine deck ftw
Svartsinn
Opponent is out of cards and I've got 15 left to play on 2nd round. =)
matheydonekilledoldrando
Exactly!
Shewy92
Northern Relms all the way! Only because that's all I had and learned how to play. I can still win with Scoia'tael and Monster but not Nilf
matheydonekilledoldrando
NR is my second fav. The extra card,with a win, is the best faction perk, in my opinion.
AeonQuasars
I agree, but I consider it that good perk that it beats down the strength advantages the nilf cards have. Equally many spy cards as well.
Shewy92
All my Spy cards are Relms it seems. Or at least all the ones I draw. I never draw any except for Mysterious Elf in any other faction.
Shewy92
Plus all my Spy cards are N Relms it seems.
matheydonekilledoldrando
My deck was the same until late in the game. Not sure if they hold the Nilf spies till late or if unlucky with the random vendor draws.
Shewy92
I unlocked Card Collector and the Magical World of Gwent says there are no more cards for me to win so I doubt it. Unless B&W threw in some
matheydonekilledoldrando
Hmm, check your deck again then. Nilf has 3 reg spy’s and the hero one. Same total as NR, but NR is 1,4,5 Nilf is 4,7,9 power.
matheydonekilledoldrando
Blood and wine adds a new faction but no new for the main ones, at least from what I have found.
Swiffty
NR: Spam spies in the first round and use decoys on any spies used on you, then use those spies. Use ranged cards in the second round -
matheydonekilledoldrando
This is my second fav. You can do just about the same with Nilf but they have more medics which gives some flexibility.
Svartsinn
The question is always when to throw. Don't automatically throw the first round, make them put some stuff down.
Swiffty
Force the opponent to use their cards. Stack Blue Stripes. Use all siege and buff with your leader ability. Haven't lost a game yet. -
Swiffty
- I should probably play some of Gwent stand-alone soon. I know it's quite different to the in-game Gwent.