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It's okay, mommy can fix this...New Harry Potter
May 10, 2016 7:32 PM
mommybrittaney
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YonderPeachTree
that smile when he realizes what shes got planned
facerider000
happy belated Mother's Day!
Hoze
Brilliant
Sassypratt
is it bad i thought you were about to put a swastika on your kids head?
colorfinger
omg his grin when he realizes you're drawing the lightning bolt. Awww.
militarynosy
Its tremendous :)
preaction
I thought it was going to be SLAYER
BoatswainsMate
Cute-- but I'd have put a bandaid on that Thang.
shytrout
Fixed.
Tamzzzzzz
Shit break out the razor blade and make that a real lightning bolt scar!
Screamnmumkee
This is how you lure in the gingers.
mommybrittaney
Lol I'm ginger
Zkaletus
Jeez, from the thumbnail I thought his eyes were missing or something.
sarasauri
Damn I wish I had those lashes
ThatsMyHamYo
Tattoo would be more impressive.
ninjadust
This is a dad fix if I've ever seen one... she's one of us...
SylvanaDarkmyst
I did this to my brother once. He jumped off the bed and ran at me and I got out of the way. Rammed head first into the corner of a dresser.
IFuckingLoveGoldenRetrievers
Look at those eyelashes. Oh boy my overies
IFuckingLoveGoldenRetrievers
Ovaries*
AlmightyyCres
That is a cute ass kid lol
ringringringringringbananaphone
OMG he is adorable!
HeinrichHiTheSSGuy
Ze half SS Symbole <3
BecauseIDontHaveAWittyUsernameYoureSittingThereReadingThis
+1 as a dad this is a terribly adorable young boy.
Xayli
I envy this little boy's eyelashes.
MemorableName
Smart Mom!
DeannaZone
<3 @mommybrittaney great job! <3
mommybrittaney
Thank you <3
DeannaZone
No problemo, anytime! God Bless ^_^
AlyssaHostetter
I want your baby's eyelashes! Beautiful kid!
Dontfuckwithtinyhippo
i want his kidneys!!!
MessageMeYourCats
This comment gets a little creepier (a lot, actually) when you view at as someone literally wanting this kid's eyelashes.
ItDoesNotDoToDwellOnDreams
Best mom ever.
AzgarOgly
...would say "no big deal, baby, it's just a scratch"
VCRisDead
Until Voldermort comes knocking at your door.
cbjfan
*Voldemort
MeetUltralordLive
Anotha parent too kill now
arteezer
http://imgur.com/nniZrOm
RaventsTrinity
(1) So fun story. I have a young cousin that fell and hit his head making a line like this. He had to get stitches. Not 24 hours later he
RaventsTrinity
(2) fell a second time, They thought he popped his stitches. Nope it was perpendicular to the first., touching the first. More stitches.
RaventsTrinity
(3) Family cant get over the fact that one more and he is Harry Potter.
Ilikestyx
Hush now, baby, baby, don't you cry. Mama's gonna make all of your nightmares come true. Mama's gonna put all of her fears into you
RickyBobbyShakenBake
thaaaat's enough.
CthulhusGreasyBallsack
IMO the best Floyd solo is mother, and thats saying something
Kendo2710
I know it's the really popular choice, I still love the solo in Comfortably Numb.=) That whole album is great though.
rainofjumpsuit
Seriously my favorite album ever.
teabiskuit
Hush, little baby; don't say a word. Hagrid's gonna tell you "yer a wizard".
matthayesyall
I don't remember that part
CaptainArminius
I'm thinking that's a song.
Brainsplosion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_yRvxy9HVs
TextWampa
Go immediately to the nearest store and buy The Wall.
00355092
-∆<
rxnh
Wrong album but still cool
00355092
Pink Floyd has no such thing as a wrong album.
rxnh
True
pokolo
taghashtag
I was looking for this GIF in the comments
UselessGuy
What is it from ?
th3elf
Inglorious Basterds
Kendo2710
Now shove him in a cupboard under the stairs.
threedivers32
????
ialwaysupvoteemperorsnewgroove
This should be the top comment!
MoneyBagsMcG
It is my child
ratkutti
Only 41 upvotes for this comment? Come on, Imgur!
Kendo2710
I leave for an 90 minutes to do some cleaning and start dinner and come back to this: 396 upvotes, aw you guys shouldn't have.=)
Goodnewwseveryone
It's up to 117 now, but you're right!
birds1
266
RabidDingo
343!
definit3lynotacop
1045
JaegerBudgie
1462, and rising!
karebear1093
194!
docweird
I would upvote, but it's currently at 666 so I can't ruin it!
Kendo2710
You can now, it's not on 666 anymore. =)
docweird
I know, but it's ruined! :D
pallentx
I thought she was making an L at first
kaibutter
I thought it would be a swastika
Cereaza
looza!
Justapartofyourimagination
I thought she was gonna make 2 s's
kaykicing
TAKE THE L, MILL
hashCasher
She did, at first
icelandicsealbear
Some body once told me the world was gonna roll me i ain't the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her fingers...
Atwolf
I thought it was going to be a triangle...
dizzyturtle
I like how his face gets happy right when we realize what she's doing.
leej67
Telling her kid to hold this L
scooterific
Always thought the mark on Harry's head was an L...
Leopardvenom
I thought swastika
MommysBaby
L 7 WEENIE
nodisco
"SLAYER?" no, i wasn't excitedly thinking that - that would be irresponsible.
elBravowski
I was hoping she was going to write slayer.
PuffTart
Same lol
chickentiddies
Hehe L is for looser, hehe get rekt kid
LikeJDlovesTurk
That's more of a dad move than a mom move
IsSnatchPaleo
L for love!
TheBrickumentarian
the shape of an L on his forehead?
DanteLidge
Or a Nike logo
yup5
"hold this L kid"
realwomenfightnaked
I thought she was making a nazi symbol at first
SensibleChuckleNorris
I'm gonna give you something you can't take off
YesMyNameIsCalvin
I thought it was going to be a Tri-Force.
ChaosLierLen637
"L 7 Weenie"
SaucyDisses
...what happens next will surprise you!
RussianWeightliftingJesus
I thought it was gonna be a triangle for reasons unknown
Torenico
I genuinely thought she was going to make another "S"..., not good.
ImaCarGuy
She did at first, pay attention
digitalsky
I've would have given him Sgt. Barnes scars.
grumpiestoldwoman
"L for love!"
Kinetica
Dang you came here to say that.
pleasesendcows
THAT WAS MY FIRST THOUGHT OMG MARRY ME
Mendrizzle
People have different ways of showing their love, and that's a special bond you have with your mail-order wife. I think that's great!
MrSlushie
https://49.media.tumblr.com/d16551ea5acfe90cd19bfc9c63eb1104/tumblr_mz41hsTF4b1shufgbo1_400.gif
OaksParcel
God, I forgot about that episode. Spongebob was so fucked.
Khatvogel
Is that what it said in English? In my translation it was 'sorry'
MesserAuditore
"Mom I cut my head." "Haha hold on I'll fix it ya fuckin' loser!"
TheAtomicRectum
This comments at 666.....3edgey5me
BecauseIwasInverted
This is fantastic
prairiedoggin
I'm running out of oxygen XD
BecauseIDontHaveAWittyUsernameYoureSittingThereReadingThis
Someone call 9-1-1.
fallennights
I've got a phone! Quick. What's the number?
BecauseIDontHaveAWittyUsernameYoureSittingThereReadingThis
Uhh........ 9 .... 1 .................... 1
BecauseIDontHaveAWittyUsernameYoureSittingThereReadingThis
On a related note, I thought I was funny when I dialed 411 on a payphone and asked the operator what's the number to 911