Turtle was slow and steady but beat the hare

May 1, 2021 2:11 AM

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It's true!!

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

They’re still not reliable to tell everyone the forest was burning to the ground. So many lives on the turtle’s hands

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No, it didn't. That's a rabbit, not a hare.

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The first time I saw this gif, Walk by the Foo Fighters happened to be playing. No other experience in my life has quite measured up since.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Obligatory 'fun at parties' notice that that is a rabbit, not a hare.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Reminds me of my marriage .I'm the turtle..he's the bunny

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Somebody call usian bolt. Imma bout to make history.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"You gotta beat the clock, you gotta beat the clock"

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Rabbit has free will because it can turn around. Tortoise has one direction so oof course it continues that way.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is just so great! That rabbit is, like "Uh, what AM I'm doing here?" Looks around. "Nooo clue."

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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Wait, so the centuries old tale was correct all this time?!

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I think the dog in the front row kind of wrecked the experiment. Bunny saw him and stopped.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

aye, that def was a factor. hard to see the dog w/ this quality tho

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Performance anxiety is a bitch

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Looks like rabbit's back on the menu boys.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Always downvote when the title gives away the ending.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

you read the title?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just like in the simulations

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That rabbit didn't give a solitary fuck.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The video is small, in larger ones you can see there's a dog sitting there. It's scared of the predator animal.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My bunny would have won. He used to always come if I tapped the floor like that lady did as it meant treats and cuddles. He loved both.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

FWIW "Slow and steady wins the race" is BS, and the wrong lesson to teach from the story.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The keyword is steady. Rabbit got distracted, and couldn't finish.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Clearly the hare had money riding on the race. Or his loan shark did.

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

The turtle looking back after finishing the race

4 years ago | Likes 156 Dislikes 3

Did that turtle commit genocide?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bunnies get scared but turtles dont give a fuck

4 years ago | Likes 86 Dislikes 0

Well he walked through WW2

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

that's what i was thinking too. and the track provides a bit of cover via the walls.

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

That tortoise:

4 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

I always thought it would have been hilarious if after saying this he threw the turtle at the guy he was talking too

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

lol that’s exactly something he’d do too would have been perfect

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needs sound

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Someone order sauce? https://youtu.be/kfLjhXA70Og

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

lol ty

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Except that's a rabbit, not a hare. Therefore this race doesn't count

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4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"this race doesn't count". Rabbits. Hares. They all matter. You racist.

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

wouldn't that be spiecist?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Guess it depends on whether they were working secretly for a foreign power.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

they're not even closely related

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

Rabbits are small mammals in the family Leporidae (along with the hare)

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The other competitor is also a tortoise not a turtle. Fake news!

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

The tortoise and the hare...?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The fable is about a tortoise anyway

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

All tortoises are turtles, but not all turtles are tortoises

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

And that's a tortoise, so why not call it what it is?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I don’t know, to be technically correct? I hear it’s the best kind of correct.

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He came.. He did not conquer.. He could not get back up!

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Let me tell you about my mother...

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Tortoise is getting more action than me

4 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 0

Well, I’m sure this one is close to 100 years old so don’t feel too bad

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

When you nut soo good

4 years ago | Likes 118 Dislikes 1

Or when the pussy is sooooo gooodd!! But I can't relate.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

... you die

4 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Oh my gosh, how rounded that belly concave is, I’ve always wondered how they fit together

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I never even thought about it but now my mind is blown.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's my fuckin bowl

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm a simple man. I see a post about tortoises and I put this in a comment. Enjoy... v

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That's a bunch of fucking tortoises.

4 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

This is what retirement homes are like.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

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4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

ORGY ALERT!

4 years ago | Likes 94 Dislikes 0

Hump, tortises, hump! v

4 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 0

Sigh* why am I like this.. *unzip*

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Still sounds better than my neighbors

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I feel like you show jave a very different username

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That one tortoise not getting any.. that’d be me.

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

LMAO ?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just gotta learn how to cum out of your shell

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fucking wild.

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The audio is the best part.

4 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

Christ, thanks for making me have to watch it again...

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I hear a sad little moan behind the “YEAHS”. It must be the kid in middle, mortified to watch.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

so rarely the case but this time it sure is

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I need to wash my eyes now thanks

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Wanna see something even more disgusting? Check out cow blowing.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

WHAT THE FUUUUUHHHHH!!!

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I have questions

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Tortoise orgy

4 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

A "Torgy" if you will.

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I will not, but I appreciate the offer.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

What, you don't like it slow and slightly unsatisfying?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I prefer it like grubs from the lion king

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