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Mar 9, 2026 7:52 PM
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GloveFullaVaseline
#10 Poor Jodie and her math issues
Sennox
#30 you forgot Germany
robnorrisradio
#50 https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1Zzg5Zm1qOThtMDFrdTJ6b3l1cmNid2l1M3YzaDVibTRiZTBvNHBwbyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/iziDlFAa0Ciru/200w.webp
Eldibs
#18 Those are Lamb Weston brand Colossal Crisp fries. If you've ever had fries at a sports bar, you've probably had them. They're commonly used at places that don't want to bother making their own fries, and they stay crisp longer than most fries do.
Blimjoe
#22 **whew**
Makerofroads
#1 there is a few very good reasons why they cant be super chonk like that. Its their legs, and how they need to not explode under all the added weight of chonk. Even skinny they are butting up against the upper limit of something with bones being able to walk around without shattering its skeleton by taking am big steppy.
Ein0r
Jodie used quick maths! It wasn't very effective...
HenryLongfellowIII
It was quick, however.
redstaterefugee
#46 Peasants commonly went on pilgrimage for a similar reason. Well, that and all the sex.
agonarch
A dark elf adventurer on the surface may very well be afraid of the dark and terrified of spiders, that actually makes a lot of sense (they both relate to very dangerous things they have escaped).
Darkwell
#4 I did, but I didn't put a pencil in it. https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1aTdlbDF3NjMzdXZicWVtbzNsdnBvOGNpenRlM2dha3psZThzM2h5dyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/s8t6Ym0zHnLb2/200w.webp
ArchSchnitz
#22 Weather was great. Had ice cream and hung out in the unseasonal warmth with my daughter while walking downtown. She'd had a rough day and it seemed to help. Thanks, horoscope! There sure were a lot of people running around screaming, tho.
Ivalicenyan
#2 Legend
thrane88
RIP in Peace
nclu
#9 when I was in 3rd grade I'd buy candies at the convenience store on the way home from school. I'd keep them in my little box of treasures. And see how long I could make them last by rationing very small portions. I once got a box of Nerds to last months by giving myself a single Nerd a day as a treat.
oozabooza
i always updoot birbs
pumpactionsunshine
#12 So much easier to scrape your date through my dear... đșđ
melni
#46 Suddenly my Aromantic Bard that only gets charisma boosting items isn't sounding so bad.
IamIntoleranceIntolerant
#46 I want to play the hat that animates the mannequin, but only if I can be chaotic neutral.
Mostlydeadpool
the best way to play chaotic neutral is to just imagine your an etch-a-sketch and every time something dramatic happens, you just forget everything before the current moment.
theoxfordcomma
Lol that's great
IamIntoleranceIntolerant
Oh, I like that. I am going to use that explanation. Thanks!
MichikoTheJungleFox
#10 Uhh, the maths is wrong here. I guess that's the joke? It'd be over 3 penguins per person. 21 million divided by 6.6 million is around 3.18.
emu314159127001
No, you have to carry the million, so 3.18 million is right. Unless you multiply?
AlexHamil
Are you joking or being serious? I canât tell
IamTOOOLDforThisShite
Sure ... 3.18 MILLION.
yamsonyamsonyams
#10 âŠnoâŠ. That ainât Mathin
theoxfordcomma
Yeah I didn't think to check lol
AmericasNextTopFondler
âSeagullsâ arenât a thing. Theyâre just gulls. âSeagullâ is redundant, like saying âlandelephantâ
QuanticChaos
I fucking love Land-Elephants!
SteadyBread
But if i'm at the bay then they are called baygulls which then classifies them as breakfast
Revicus
There is also a genus of butterflies commonly called "gulls" for some reason. So I guess the "sea" prefix would avoid confusion with those, if that's something one is concerned about. That said, "redundant" does not mean "nonexistent".