"Let me feel the warmth of your beard, human" 

Mar 11, 2017 10:50 AM

undercovergiraffe

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"Darling, muah muah. Haven't seen you since the art gala. That beard is simply marvelous." - doggo

9 years ago | Likes 106 Dislikes 3

Oh my god that is the sweetest thing I've ever seen

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Mucho Squee!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He sucked 90% of the life out of the dog, the dog just want him te finish the job and feel the sweet release of death

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Jason Statham looks different since the last transporter movie.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have two longhair chihuahuas. They're rambunctious and playful. Very sweet girls. They do bark at strangers but they warm up soon.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is how softcore turns into bestiality quickly...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh my god looks exactly like my dog

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Keees me hooman don't staap

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 3

My precioussssssss

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He closes his eyes!! OMG how sweet.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Loved this connection so much.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Chihuahuas resemble giant chicks that just hatched

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Always get Mexican stuck in my beard

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 5

Aawww good doggo!!!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I still don't understand how that thing came from wolves.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

What is it with fat people and tiny dogs.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 19

Fucktwat

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

How the heck can you tell if the guy is fat? Maybe slightly overweight, sure.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Mine does this!!!! She loves a kiss first thing and last in the day!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Proceeds to rip off your lip when someone gets close...

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I've personally had my lip ripped off by a chihuahua, don't worry I taped it back on.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Think this is the first time I've seen a chihuahua that hasn't had the look of murder in its eyes.

9 years ago | Likes 141 Dislikes 2

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9 years ago (deleted Oct 21, 2024 11:32 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Can confirm. Wife has Chihuahua. I am tolerated. Mostly.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It wasn't murder with mine; just sheer unbridled crazy.

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Most chihuahuas I've met have been lovely but timid

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

A friend of mine had 2 chihuahuas that were always nuts unless I was around, and they just chilled out.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Murder, or sheer terror?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Am I the only one that thinks Chihuahuas look like aliens?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

They're rats

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Yep. Disgusting, bug eyed rats.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Mine certainly looks like an alien bug eyed rodent but she's super sweet and loves cuddling.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There's tons of them where I live, and I think they're all inbred. Neighbor has one that will charge my 90 lb GSD out the screen door.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Probably! Getting mine was kind of a fluke. She was from an accidental litter and I met her when she was a wee pup and I fell in love.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0