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#funny #disney #happyendings
FP Edit: Front page! Nice thanks everyone.. Send me uplifting funny things please.. Kinda dealing with a lot and can always use a great laugh..
dancewhileyoucry
@nathanoodlejumper
JustinBoz
I love that whoever cropped the picture tried to remove the source, but Dorky put it in every panel to prevent that.
EdwardCowen
The Mulan one would be "Hey nice tits but fuckin' hell is that a dragon!?"
LordSlickRick
Ignore everything and just look at Ariel's face. Its frightening.
TheHardestArtery
Cinderella's ugly AF
Keyten
A flower now in lust after you. All your loved ones are now in heaven since souls are immortal. An here your 100 genies without lamps. Bye.
ht915
film42
Mulan is like game of thrones for children.
mjangelvortex
Why does Scar look like he was dropped on the head a few times?
everythingisalieexceptthestuffthatisnt
Who are the Mulan npcs? That is NOT Yao...
17AndDeadInside
Jasmine: the genie said he couldn't ask for any more genies.
daftgamer
Saw the tags #disney and #happyendings and expected this to go in a completely different direction.
TwitchesWithCuteness
Funnu but simba had no idea his dad was killed by scar.
TwitchesWithCuteness
Whoops haha funny*
Hadokenandbarbie
Funnu
Hybris51129
I wonder how Snow White is going to deal with the high inflation caused by the sudden surge of diamonds in the realm?
MariusRhinox
Snow White takes place long before diamonds had their price artificially inflated, too. So they weren't super valuable to begin with.
Hybris51129
Just means that she is on the groundfloor to start her own diamond cartel if she cuts off the supply after the initial surge.
iReportStuffYouJackOffTo
RideTheStimutacs
Yeahh, check dis song out, Eeyore. It's cawled "I'm Gonna Rock You", and in parentheses it says (til the break of dawn).
Br0doSwaggins
"Yo, Pig-Man."
mieuu
All the comments:
prepbatman
thank you. somehow "those" comments are higher voted than yours.
Qualtagh
The post initiated the corrections war; the reaction was inevitable.
swift862
This might've worked on facebook, but we're not a bunch of casuals here. Disney is my shit.
stoler202
Actually, I like "ackchyually" comments. Wait, shit.
CringeMetal
The replies https://imgur.com/TDNtOeq.jpg
TheLuckybamboo
Others are like https://cdn.meme.am/cache/instances/folder343/35267343.jpg
TheAmazingBlahaj
The random comments:
waynebradybitch
i was gonna make an electric boogaloo joke then i looked at the poster again then realized this is the source of the electric boogaloo joke
disinfectantrum
Ariel wouldn't know written French, or probably any written language for that matter. Little Simba didn't know Scar killed Mufasa. Aladdin/2
disinfectantrum
Could have just asked for the powers of a omniscient, omnipotent God in 1 wish then used the second one to make it so that no other person/3
disinfectantrum
To find Cinderella so that was the real fuckup there. The issue with Snow White wasn't the guards loyalty to the queen, it was that the /5
ICantFindTheRightUsername
Well good Ariel wasn't in France then...
disinfectantrum
Good thing French isn't all written language.... Maybe
disinfectantrum
Queen was magic and would have fucked her guards up if she wanted to. The Mulan one is solid.
disinfectantrum
Could ever be granted such powers by anyone, then used the 3rd wish to set Genie free. The prince from Cinderella never went with the men /4
Keyten
I can't give you such power since one man already wished the same thing. And said to kill anyone smart enough to wish the same thing.
disinfectantrum
But he still has to fulfill the wishes, or Id imagine it would create some type of paradox that would negate all magic.
Vatek
Most of these only work if you don't pay any attention at all.
GifsAreMyFetish
#3 third wish shall bring back Robin Williams instead of 100 genies! :(
TacoCodeRed
SPOILER ALERT
sinkuvapolija
Jesus dies
xchangefan
Spoiler alert: He gets better in the next chapter.
xchangefan
Also, the author promised a sequel, but he takes longer to write the next book than George R.R. Martin.
kissmyassets
If you haven't seen them by now after years of release...that is your fault.
AlwaysandEventuallyHannah
Finding her by her feet worked, though?
ianorsomething
I thought it glass was mistranslated as fur and the subtext was that he had sex with all the women before finding Cinderella
sillybananas
what??
catsan
Maybe the prince was faceblind.
imhereforthefeetpics
It ALWAYS works
RelativeVelocity
I'd be good at that game. I said, trying not to sound creepy but failing miserably.
kittykandra
Well, in Cinderella 3: A Twist in Time, that didn't work. http://m.imdb.com/title/tt0465940/
moih
They made ANOTHER sequel?! ... Actually nevermind, I'm just happy I don't know more about it.
GentlemanWendigo
AND really, it was the King's idea to do that, not the Prince's. God forbid they gave the cute Prince anymore screentime back then.
scoundr3l
Yeah, but... all of these stories worked out in the end. The title says "quicker endings"
AlwaysandEventuallyHannah
And it would be quicker to search the entire kingdom for a face, a first name only and a stepmother?
scoundr3l
Quicker than just a shoe? Probably. I didn't write the joke, but seems like it would have shaved a few minutes off
DocBrown88
And would have saved the stepsisters from shaving a few toes off.
mrdude88
Prince have feet fetish. Plus he's a dude, we see breasts we forget face. But I know he likey the feet.
Vydrach
Simba believed he was responsible for Mufasa's death iirc. Granted because of what Scar told him but still.
Snooj
Scar threw him off the cliff, but Simba didn't see it so as far as he knew, he was totally responsible because Mufasa was rescuing him.
Dartimus
Simba did just sing a song about how he "just can't wait to be king."
mrdude88
Coincident that Mufasa died after he sang that song. Simba lured him and his uncle to the canyon so both would be trample by a stampede!
EatsCheetosWithAFork
Whenever I bring that up I just get told to shut up. Glad I'm not the only one.
spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccee
I think the point is that Scar is so transparently evil even Simba shoulda figured it out.
Imhereforthelurking
The Jeremy irons voice shoulda been a giveaway too, but fuck, we apparently needed an African Macbeth with lions, soo...
swinkee
Hamlet, not Macbeth. /pedant
Imhereforthelurking
FUCK.
Vydrach
Also, ironically it wasn't predicted to do well so the standard animators and all passed on it and it was done by first-timers for a B-team.
UptownFunkgotmeLockedOutOfHeavenwitha24kMagicGrenade
Simba was a kid who viewed Scar as a "Weird Uncle".
Lambpasty
The cheekbones are a dead giveaway.
IrrelevantHandle
*cough*Hannibal*cough*
CindyWho4
Wow geeeze way to victim blame a little kid. Little lion. Whatever. /sarcasm
Qualtagh
What's bullshit is that the lionesses entertained the idea that Simba was responsible. He's a confused man-child, but they should've --
strawberrycocoa
Well, Simba just said "It's true, I did it" without any qualifying context.
tagmomg
And on top of that, this idea was coming from Scar, who up until then had said that Simba had carked it alongside his dad.
Qualtagh
-- immediately responded with "Honey, you were a tiny cub. You physically couldn't have killed Mufasa."
luvas
They would have, so Scar ran Simba off before he could run to his mother.
Qualtagh
(as above) When Simba comes back and Scar has him confess to the lionesses, they react with horror rather than scoffing at the idea.
mrdude88
"Ma, I might as well kill him. If it wasn't for dad having to come and rescue me; he wouldn't be flatten like a pancake from the stampede."
Shnorte
Thay didn't thought Simba was responsible, they thought they both died in the stampede if I remember correctly.
Qualtagh
But when Simba comes back and Scar has him confess to the lionesses, they react with horror rather than scoffing at the idea.
Shnorte
Fair point
JifLover
They're cats. I've yet to find humans that reasonable.
Psymon100
manuelfelipe25
I doubt Ariel knows the human alfabet to be able to write and also Aladdin just broke some rules of the wish making contract
SlightlyMoreAppropriateUsername
Actually, she had to get him to love her which is different than "bitch I saved you let's fuck" it took time
toddthewee
You and Ariel have something in common then?
Hidan123
She signed Ursula's contract though...
drfsupercenter
Knowing how to sign your name doesn't make you literate
moih
Maybe her handwriting was too squiggly for the prince to read.
Sh4dowWalker96
Squidggly
YamatoIouko
That might have just been in English as a Translation Convention for Atlantean.
kissmyassets
If she can read sheet music enough to be in a family choir and sign her own name all fancy as fuck, I think she knows her abcs.
Hadokenandbarbie
Alfabet
FuckILoveTurtles
Alfabet? Jesus christ dude
JupiterJedi
manuelfelipe25
Is it Alphabet? Sorry I'm a spanish speaker
CephalopodLodge5
Ahh that's a pass. But yeah Alphabet. If you see this can you PM me an insult in Spanish?
FuckILoveTurtles
Sorry for being rude. It is Alphabet, yes.
Tr1gg3rH4ppy
Yeah it is. Not your first language so you get a pass. At least you're multilingual.
Cypheri
The word is based on 'Alpha Beta' so yes, it is Alphabet.
Deshalope
A lot of places use 'f' for 'ph', so there it'll be, for example, 'alfabēts'. And then there's the original "Άλφα".
TheAzurite
I'd wish for a genie's unlimited cosmic power without any restrictions (not to be a genie like ol' J did).
Keyten
Very well. You can now do things you can't even imagine. Your mind restricts it. That is why you don't have such restriction now.
ashmenon
"My three wishes are for you to make me a genie, for you to set me free, and then for you to be free."
Keyten
Very well, I made you free by turning you back into a human. It was way easier.
5am13
Hold on to that third wish until after the first two are granted. Blackmail should work.
Keyten
Well you are genie too now. Since I have your lamp I wish to be free.
5am13
Yeah, but are genies allowed to make wishes if they aren't free?
barrettsmithbb
Pretty sure Cinderella was about foot fetishes.
applesforjuice
My gf told me she kinda wishes I had a foot fetish so she could get more foot massages
ManMashine
oh boy. :O
Sacurason
Well shit, I *do* have a foot fetish and mine doesn't ever need massages.
ashmenon
Don't gotta have a foot fetish to give your gf a foot massage, man. Just gotta focus on what the foot massage might get you.
applesforjuice
I was giving her a foot massage at the time and she agreed that she gets plenty of them, I think she was just enjoying it and said that
ashmenon
In that case, +1 for taking time to tend to your woman's happiness. We should do that more often.
Nervousbutexcited
The genie said no wishing for more wishes so...
Falos
It's just whackamole, there will always be some way to demand an outcome of you Reality Bending or whatever. Wish for a new dimension.
MvrdrH0rn3t
I wish I could wish for more wishes
Robvp
He wished for more genies
malcapone
He never said no wishing for more genies though.
gateguardian
He said you cannot duplicate, the genie of the lamp, watch the damn movie
Alfadorfox
He could wish for Al to be duplicated. Each "new" master of the lamp would get his own set of three wishes. Last one frees the genie.
gateguardian
When genie turned black and white. He said no "transference", exchanges or refunds. Keep you from having a slave make wishes for you.
Every1friend
always felt like the rules are universal n the other genies would just tell him he has 2 more wishes left
Nefel
Al never specified where those Genies would appear though. They could all appear in Australia.
YamatoIouko
"He is on Namek." "Wait, where is he?" "On Namek."
shdwklown
and there's the other issue that genies tend to be asshats. Aladdin just got lucky with the first one he met.
wellthisjustgotinteresting
But Genie isn't an ass genie.
Nefel
He might be if Aladdin is a dick about it. Never be a jackass to a Genie.
wellthisjustgotinteresting
If I ever meet a genie then I'm being super nice to him, but that's because I try to be nice to people in general.
Qualtagh
Aladdin: "Hey, I'll grant you freedom. Think you could make me a prince after, though?" Genie: "Totally! I'm keeping my powers after all."
strawberrycocoa
But he didn't, he kept like half his powers.
fleacollerindustry
What Aladdin should've done was wish to lose every bet he made. Then he would say "I bet Princess Jasmin WOULDN'T fall in love with me."
Soylencer
There was an episode of the X-Files where Mulder found a genie. The entire episode was infuriating, and naturally it ends with him 1/
Soylencer
the genie as his 3rd wish. Well, he used the 2nd wish to undo the first, so he wasted his wishes. He never thought to ask Skully for help /2
Flyndaran
The first wish was dumb and should've been obviously impossible. The next was necessary, and the third was the only just option.
Flyndaran
Saving the entire human race is wasting a wish?
Soylencer
to have her own wish, to know the truth, and to to have her free the genie. HE could have trusted her.
wellthisjustgotinteresting
He didn't keep his powers. Have you even watched all three movies ten thousand times, scrub?
Qualtagh
All I know is he magic'd himself up a travel ensemble right after being freed. All Aladdin really had as a prince was fancy clothes anyways.
wellthisjustgotinteresting
Okay, well, just because you have a completely reasonable point doesn't mean your point is in any way reasonable.
CheshireCad
But... he did keep his powers. Maybe only his powers of comedic alteration, but that'll do the job most of the time.
othelloinc
There is a long-standing tradition of cartoon characters being able to do anything if it is funny.
othelloinc
Maybe he can only do things for the same reason that the roadrunner can run into a tunnel that the coyote just painted onto a wall.
wellthisjustgotinteresting
In the (admittedly awful) second movie, he specifies that he went from PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWERS to "semi phenomenal nearly cosmic" powers.
mrdude88
Fun false theory: Genie was referring to the fact that Robin Williams did not do his voice in Aladdin 2.
sterling925
Wait, there are 3 movies??
mastshin
and a semi decent disney tv show
wellthisjustgotinteresting
Yep. The second one is kinda the pilot for the TV show, though, and it's not spectacular. 3 is better than 2 but not as good as 1.
SmorezOverlord
Yup, the second one is terrible and not worth watching but the third one is fantastic!
conTrollingyou
which one was the one that involved his father?
SmorezOverlord
The third one, the second one was the return of Jafar.
Iloveanonymityandilovebeingnoticed
Why didn't Genie make him a real, credentialed prince, instead of making him look like one?
MidnightRising
There's a theory that this is exactly what the Genie did. He could obviously foresee the future and so he put things into play that (1/2)
MidnightRising
would turn him into a prince-- by marrying Jasmine. (2/2)
Ross2075
If Mulan flashed the dudes, they'd be looking at boobs not the tiny dragon.
SendMePornAndNudes
boobs are boobs, even if she has a "dragon"
ruferto
they'd get a half second of my time before going back to the dragon
RobotMassacre538
I would look at both
PonyMadness
I don't know. I've seen boobs before but never a dragon. I'm definitely going to look but that dragon will be the centre of my attention
Shayed969
I don't know. I've seen a dragon before but never boobs. I'm definitely going to look but boobs will be the center of my attention
tomyironmane
Ah yes. Deployment Goggles.
DaDisser
I disagree
Whipawa
If they flashed her she'd be looking at a lot of tiny dragons.
ashmenon
If Mulan flashed me, my tiny dragon would be looking at her boobs.
LemonsAndGarlic
So you assume.
ManMashine
I thought sooner or later it would have been obvious that she's a girl…
AnActualTsundere
ManMashine
^.^ Me too, Fred.
CyborgScribe
Agreed.
NerfHerderTurdBurglar
Mulan has a nice set of chest peckers
NerdvanaNC
The whole plot line revolved around her being flat bro
WillJeSuis
Boobs are everywhere...but a DRAGON! I THOUGHT THEY WERE EXTINCT? MULAN HAS A DRAGON!!!!!
Kimberoo
If you were flashed by a woman with a tiny dragon you might be distracted too.
Darky57
Channel your inner Aerosmith
Threadnomancer
Thedoubleewe
Is that a euphemism?
CTMGame
That's just the Season 1 finale of Game Of Thrones.
shinyRK9
youdontknowhowtoeatmuffjohnsnow
Ive watched that scene on game of thrones. I wasn't looking at the dragons
Doughnut292
Titties
chingchong1
Damn the setup and knock down for this joke was too good.
iputthefiresout
This is China not Taiwan
TheRicktat0r
Taiwan number 1
SubZeroWithAFever
One Jina Policy
Dinhcara
Taiwan?I think you meant Thailand
iputthefiresout
Everything's made in Taiwan, even tranny's
TheMortiestMortyfromC137
I've never seen a transmission built in...... oh
DapperLordDestral
Why not both?
noptic
noptic
Rare footage of eye witnesses
RealScienceMan
Man I love boobs, but if what my mythology says is basically a god is right there, I'm gonna be more interested in that.
misschuzzlewit
mrdude88
Is that a dragon?
Tokcen
This brings me back to the days of PowerPoint presentations
Raileks
I think visual media has desensitized modern day people to things that would blow the minds of people who never saw something depicted on tv
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
O wow, never noticed the Dragon before
ForceKinTim
What dragon?
NoSelfiesOfficer
Ooh look tits. What are we talking about.
SpSaintySp
Something about tits I think
ArtOzz
Yeah, no, Id be more interested in the tits.
BobbyBobbston
Why look at birds when you've got dragons? ...oh
TresusIbor
But dragons don't have tits...
Radix865
Tiny dragon you say!?!
FunkyFreshFart
Tiny boobs...
DarkwingDuc
She was a 16-year old Asian girl. So probably.
fewe
The best kind of boobs
BmanBerry
But then shed bring shame on her family, her ancestors, her cow...
ArtOzz
She might find 3 gay guys all in one place though. I mean, if youre army is strictly a boys club why wouldnt the homos sign up?
shmachero
I know the difference between actors and their roles, but still, one of them is Harvey Fierstein. That probably indicates you're right.
Applepotamus
spookymonster
What if the dragon had boobs?
ArtOzz
Found the furry enthusiast.
windragon
scalie. check your purrnouns
SexualConsent
Purrnouns, +1
VulpesIncendium
Threadnomancer
Dragontits is officially the name of my next skyrim character
DeusVastator
dragon cleavage xD
SirD1000
There's a tumblr page I'm sure dedicated to that, lol
DonnaNobleInTheLibrary
Link, please?
Applepotamus
BewareTheCrocigator
She doooo
amkoc
I wonder if that's gotten an update yet
IslaNublar
Recently, yes! At least one page.
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Sh4dowWalker96
I love that webcomic.
TinyRedDragon
Dishonor on you and your cow for looking at the tits
Peregrine2976
I'll be honest, much as I appreciate boobs, I WOULD probably be more interested in the dragon.
shmachero
Obscure reference: even fire boobs?
shmachero
https://youtu.be/_YfS_QSauJ4
ThatGuyWhoThinksEveryoneIsAPineapple
The soldiers probably haven't seen a woman in months at that point, though.
DaDisser
Well obv. You can get boobs anywhere. Dragons tho
SexualConsent
Applepotamus
hah
kadaeux
TheFoxyVixen
moih
relevant
SexualConsent
eetsumkaus
depends which way they swing. I know dudes who prefer, errr, tiny dragons
TinyRedDragon
Rawr -wink wink-
eetsumkaus
your time has come to shine!
AzeaBraxi
Mushu is also flashing.
ArtOzz
What? How can food flash anyone? And anyway, theres no bowl. Also, its Mushu Gai Pan.
RealScienceMan
Are you saying that he's a ..... Bad Dragon?
SexualConsent
DogBoobs
If Mulan was from Thailand she probably would have had two tiny dragons
ChickensAreGoodPets
Giggity
ijustwanttotalkaboutsex
Will always upvote Bailey Jay
EndersGameofThrones
moih
¤___¤
TinyRedDragon
Ewww
DogBoobs
@TinyRedDragon feeling weird right now
TinyRedDragon
Very
kojenk
This entire line of replies has names that are all on point
Midgarmerc
Mulan would be executed if she revealed her identity before saving their lives in the mountain pass
sombrerohorsewagon
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todayimgurlearned
This is why I come here.
AlwaysUpvoteTuxedoCats
Well I mean it says "quicker" endings not "happy" ones. So I mean, by that logic that would, indeed, have been a quicker ending.
WhyRUdoingThisToMe
I feel like pic dumps like this intentionally make the last picture faulty in its logic to stir up people into actually commenting on them
scoundr3l
Maybe we read the joke differently, but I thought the point was that they were more interested in the dragon. Y'know, cause they said so.
Hellbino
Who cares?! It's a dragon!
bronypokey6918
in the real world she woulda been executed anywat
Gawky
Well like it said, she have a talking dragon,
justwantedtofavoriteonepost
Came to the comments just to make sure this was known.
SpaceMarineWithAnUrgeToPurge
SnoozyBat
Another "thank you" gif thats not the overused Steve Carell one yey
PluckedDuck
goodgirlfaith
Also, they would have though Mushu was a lizard. (Even though he doesn't do that tongue thing)
mrdude88
Shang almost killed her when he found out a woman was among his ranks. He only let her walk away because she saved him on the mountain.
Raileks
but at the time, he didn't know she had a dragon.
Midgarmerc
Yes. That is what I'm referring to
thelaaaaaw
She did reveal it after some time. The emperor was impressed, wanted her as concubine. She threw herself on her sword instead.
ryry1237
I always thought that part was not historically based and was written to make a more dramatic conclusion than "she retired in her hometown".
Flyndaran
I don't think ."..and they lived happily ever after" was in vogue for stories then and there. Need to some violence to end on, right?
Flyndaran
I know part of her history is true, but every story gets some embellishments.
SumnerK
If she gets 2 more, she can be the ruler of the 7 kingdoms! I saw that on an HBO documentary.
CatSingularity
in the begining of the movie there is a stone dragon thats in her family so just one more
Mockingbirb
crimsondog
what, two more executions?
AFelineMassofEyes
My first thought was, two more boobs
Applepotamus
superanth
Count: Ha ha ha!
mrdude88
The documentary only show a total of 3 dragons. Mulan already have 1 dragon, so she only need 2 more dragons to rule the 7 kingdoms.
Applepotamus
I'm just saying that 1 + 2 = 3 cause I wanted to post math stannis
SleepyAsianOnAPlane
True. It's a much quicker ending as well.
stalarismode
ha ha!!
ozlia
"You're a women? Off with her head!"
Istorestuffinmyboobs
Woman. Singular.
jakefromstatefarmmmmmm
MERMAN
DarkwingDuc
Did you just assume my quantity?!
Galzra619
No. She are a women.
AnythingMuchShorter
This summer, in a wacky adventure, 12 tiny women and a dragon pretend to be one male Japanese warrior! Also there is a talking willow tree.
IHaveThePerfectPuzzleForYou
We are legion.
LordFenris
She is wamen.
HD226868
"Then again there's a literal fucking dragon so maybe we shouldn't mess with the magical stuff and the gods wills. And stuff."
Starfis
A witch! Burn her!
machinac
Magic? Burn the witch!
TheSwedishStag
^Game of Thrones
Listeningtokpop
I am Mulan of the House Fa, First of Her Name, the Unboy, Keeper of the Great Lucky Cricket, Breaker of Honor, and Mother of Lil Dragon