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This is me on the right (Peter McCallister). I have accidentally left my son home on a family trip to Paris, and now it is urgent for me to return home. Reasoning: We have accidentally over slept due to the power going out and being reset and my alarm clocks did not ring on time. We rushed to the airport trying to gather all of the family members along, and in the commotion I have accidentally left my 8 year old son home. I'm in urgent need of getting a flight back to Chicago to get home to my son.
-- the area, Winnekta itself is a really nice but recently there have been robberies in the near by houses, and I am DESPERATELY hoping that my house will be avoided especially during the time of this event where my son is home alone.
This is a family photo I have of us, including my son who we left home, Kevin (the one who is hanging upside down on the couch next to one of my elder kids and I'm between my wife.)
All help is appreciated.
daveeeeeeed
"Uncle Fraaaaank..... Uncle Frank, is this a joke...??"
ChaoticWeird
Gonna need about tree fiddy
Maranour
randompicker
justlurkingmovealong
Where exactly do you live? My pal Marv and I can go check up on your son for you. -Harry
ashlaaaaaaaaaay
LOL very, very clever +1
Magus62
I'm in love with every single post here. :)
MrPowPow
Went by to check on the kid. He's an asshole! Burned my hand, hit me with a paint can, and caused me to slip and fall down stairs. Asshole!
DmPunk
Considering it's only November 28, I'm sure you will get home in time for Christmas.
FrankBrayman
Buzz's girlfriend. Woof.
ITeaBaggedYourMum
I can give you 'bout tree fiddy.
SgtChowdown
My cousin lives out there and she swears she saw the McCallister kid at her job at the drugstore, says he jacked a toothbrush.
FistPumpMyJunk
Counterfit
I loled
jdub77
Dude's loaded, I've seen his house.
NoWittyUsernameIdeas
I wouldn't let you sleep in my room if you were growing out of my ass.
Hurantsu
I have a friend going over your area. You can ride with him. He has his polka band travelling with him though so I hope you won't mind.
ifitsthethoughtthatcountsthinkmoney
Can I ride? -- I've got $2 and a Casio...
ShutUpandTakeMyFunny
xMAV3RICKx
Don't worry about him. I'm sure he'll be fine.
nefridelle
@phsnyc
CelebrityJourneyman
+1 - Resident Winnetkan
dannygrooves
Bullshit, the McAllisters are loaded
DmPunk
Considering it's only November 28, I'm sure you will get home in time for Christmas.
SCOTTSTERLINGthemanthemythandthelegend
Maybe you asshats shouldn't have made him sleep in the attic!
WatDaPho
to the FP!!!!
Orion321
Spit Mountain Dew all over my keyboard!!!!!!
Counterfit
Hey hey, easy on the fluids pal. The rubber sheets are packed.
Leegionnaire
KEVIN! *faints*
dankyclaus
I almost scrolled past this, +1
ActiveCamo
That's how I forgot to count Kevin.
UnderratedComment
Fam I'm DYING lol
LggiLovesNewWaveAndIndieRockPop
LukeIsSkywalking
Gonz000
no trips to new york, trust me
demonhawk
Seems legit. Sent $250 via paypal.
JohnnyTitelips
Man I would help to but I gave all my money to a nice Nigerian gentleman.
DaddysGoneCrazy
Perfect I accidently sent back $1250. Keep your $250 and send me back the difference via money gram.
demonhawk
Just realized I accidentally sent back $1500. Keep your original $250 and plz send me back the difference via Western union.
Factsaurus
You guys need to try Pony Express.
CletusMcFertherburger
If you would send me your PayPal login info, I can optimize your account so this won't happen again.
jo3s
I am a nigerian prince and I need you to send me money so I can go to America and I will pay you back later.
demonhawk
That's so kind. My credentials have been sent.
tiniweiner
Mabye a trip in a truck would be better suited
weissweissbaby
Yes, mabye with a polka band.
RLTNY
She got train'd by the kenosha kickers
SnarkyScience
Have you heard of the Polka Kings of the Midwest?
OuchMouse
They're really big in Sheboygan
ebongo91
Do you like polka?
OldManShitStainsRidesAgain
Maybe you've heard out song? Polka, Polka, Polka?
ActiveCamo
I don't think my wife does /a/dAe6P
PostingJohnBarrowmanEveryday
22 years now since we lost that great man :(
dohgahbah
RIP John Candy...aka Gus Polinski...Polka King of the Midwest...
RLTNY
Polka polka polka
ActiveCamo
Tell me, have you ever went on vacation and left your child home?
Sticklebrickk
Knock on wood.
Zedd990
wait for Trump, he will help
OddlyIrrelevantUsername
He told me where the lobby was at the Plaza Hotel, in New York City. I was a contestant on the game show "Ding Dang Dong."
Jat024
No, but I did leave one at a funeral parlor once.
daRealFuckfaceVonClownstick
It was very sad. He didn't talk for like 6 months after
mostlynsfwandnerdyinterests
Sending imgurians home for Christmas is a beautiful idea. This mockery would offend me if it wasn't utterly perfect and masterfully done.
Okiegoon
Agree, lol'ed good at this. Well played @op
TheSublimelyMagnificentJechtUsernameMarkIII
I missed something, what's this about?
crodthegod
Lol
crodthegod
How could u miss that?
myglassesarebiggerthanyours
@op's son Kevin is home all by himself.
crodthegod
This is from the movie home alone
DavidsDungeon
http://imgur.com/GnvuB
Flyndaran
One person helps others with flyer miles, so now the hands come out begging all of us in hopes of more "givers".
mostlynsfwandnerdyinterests
A glorious human being called phsnyc (on imgur) donates his miles to fly people home for Christmas.
Okiegoon
There are two other posts currently requesting assistance to help get home for the holidays as well.
justmandythings
in response to @phsync's original post -- he asked them to make actual posts and would choose those who had the most upvotes.
Muttons1337
Which I think is kind of a horrible way of giving a gift. This ain't American Idol.