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Jan 21, 2024 10:44 PM
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EatPieLander
#19
Tomigami
#20 Crockets
RElGNMAN
Fucking relatable.
MrSpookywasagoodboy2
#16 they were more Christian than most christians
dirtybarnacles
#45 ? What is wrong with the outfits?
MontagMorgen
#13 oh shit there goes the stock market
OMGamIImguringCorrectly
#3 is this meme from 1997 because inside isn't safe from that anymore either.
Kensidian
Inside is even more dangerous; that’s where my Amazon shopping cart lives.
OnyxPrimal
#29 I miss my bed. I sleep in a recliner anymore. It’s just easier.
justaguyinthebackrow
#7 I think I've read some Tolstoy short stories that start like this.
Mikey667
Upvote for "The Vicar Of Dibley".
BingoBoomps
Everyone knows the pyramid aliens speak French /j
AyatollahBahloni
The Islington Gazette (Islington, Middlesex, England) of 10th November 1868:
Scotchmen are not generally lavish. One of them is said to have gone home from London—though we confess this lends improbability to our story, saying—“I never was in such a toun. I had na’ been there a day before bang went saxpence.”
MamaBearWishes
#45 my idiot mate is a bit lost...
momojito
Read her bracelet
Wazowski2319
The pure fear I got from that penguin is unreal #8
imakesoap
#2 oh oh oh I am very talented at spending $200 just staying home and ordering things. No need to go outside!
imakesoap
Oh lol #3
HuruinaInu
#8 you mean... that's not a chicken?
RollToSaveAgainst
#18 So pointlessly edgy. They were the ones who made her princess. They also help save her every other year when she gets kidnapped
graehall
#20
GAngeldb
#21 You should. They believe in you.
user7618
#47 We're allowed 5 call-ins a year and you don't need a reason. Just call an hour before your shift starts and say you're taking a PTO day.
huhsaywhatnow
#34 try saying the whole thing (with middle and last name) out loud. Shit gets real wild
BoominGranny
#8 Evil has a name: Feathers McGraw
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OneMoreLime
It’s the eyes
Rubblebubble
Front facing eyes... It's clearly a predator
casbott
dorenavant
#34 Belcalis comes from Bilkis, the Arabic name for the Queen of Sheba in the Bible. Her second name is Arabic origin too; Almanzar means watchtower. Cardi B. essentially means Queen Sheba Watchtower.
Bunhyung
So....... she's a landmark or a manmade geographical feature?
ThaxtonSpringfieldTheThird
Not complaining, I could have refused to read it. That said, everything I know about Cardi B/B-Cardi, I've learned against my will.
defurious
Everything ive learned in life has been against my will. I didnt choose to be here but here we is
MrsHowVeryDareYou
I was told that she started as B-Cardi (which is closer to Belcalis) but Bacardi was like “no thank you” and that’s why it’s Cardi B. I have never checked this and have no interest in finding out if it isn’t true.
terribleferalfox
So turns out her sister is name Hennessy so people called her Bacardi. I'm sure there's something to the "Bacardi said no thanks" theory
BrokenMeat
That's all I need to believe that forever, thank you.
EatingSnow
Wapusk
#45 is this about the unpainted pinkie? Or someone being salty about a 'small' diamond? Or is My Friend missing something else all together?
AramilNeogi
Gotta go a bit more wrist-ward. May wanna zoom in.
Wapusk
Oooohh... Well! Good for her! Represent with pride!
hiredg000n
#45 I don’t get it
ThisGuyPostingThings
I think they're making fun of her trying to show off her bracelet, but she forgot her engagement ring.
Frozenspokes
The bracelet, guess I understand why he put a ring on it.
somnif
The bracelet
gorbal
I thought it was her unpainted pinkie nail (which was weird to make a post about), but then I noticed the bracelet...
DYSBcero
Bracelet spells “cumslut” while trying to show off wedding ring
andrewturner11
#44 ???? Little help?
Frozenspokes
Looks like the character Sandman from Spiderman.
midnightmilker
That’s Flint Marko.
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
PackratMagpie
Theonlyyeti
Sand man, it's a spider man bad guy. Dude looks like him.
andrewturner11
Right on -- thx
DGeneration92
Where is that low-fi Playlist?
SinisterEwok
Right? Doesn't show up on prime
HotButteredPopcorn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tm0EMicre4
DGeneration92
Yeeaahhh, not what I was expecting tbh
Telleryn
#19 People - "this plant is great, isn't it amazing what God/nature gave us?"
The hundreds of generations of farmers that selectively bred a small, barely edible, mildly poisonous plant to what we would recognise it as today - "yo what the fuck?"
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
Solanaceae: "I've evolved poisonous alkaloids and other noxious substances to protect my offspring". Humans: "Your alkaloids make me feel good. Y'know what, I'll breed the poison out of the worst of you, and enjoy the lot. Cheers."
keenidiot
Solanaceae: confused but successful
WilliamKeith
US: "Maybe if we put a little TINY bit of the poison right in our eyes, maybe it'll make us look hotter?" DEADLY NIGHTSHADE: "My... name..."
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
"and maybe make me eat less" "..."
Clarysage
#35 A quarter of the remaining bars? Or another quarter of the total bars? This question would've given me a solid couple minutes of anxiety as a kid.
jct9403
And who is “she?” Rachel or Tracy? F this question
Clarysage
I didn't even notice that, now it's even more confusing.
BrockEffingSamson
Makes me think it is fake. Someone who didn't like doing math problems made one for a joke and was predictably bad at it.
Clarysage
Maybe, but I definitely wigged out to my fair share of ambiguous maths questions as a kid, so they were certainly around.
applesforjuice
I had a question about a bouncy ball that bounces back up half the height it falls, how many bounces until it stops? I said it never will, I was the only kid that did and the teacher didn't even like my answer... I was so confused how anyone got another answer
Clarysage
This reminds me of the time my English teacher told me 'unfurled' isn't a word.