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He collects logs when he walks the dog (for scale http://imgur.com/gallery/s3eYn)
Then spends about a day making them into these beasts
They're sealed and finished and totally useable
He gives them away as presents, but I'm encouraging him to sell them
I think they're beautiful
Dog tax (he breathed on the lense)
Trashfreely
Yomama is so fat....
eltuna
I like wooden spoons
SheGetsHungryForDinnerAt8
If he made a large set, he'd have a big forkin' spoon
kfccoleslaw
I'm assuming he soaks them in wood first?
CapnJackSparrow
That's awesome @OP. If your dad does sell them, I might be interested in buying one
SpoonTheGreater
????
fathamster
So now his wife doesn't need him since she got all the big spoons for cuddling that she could ever dream of?
paeches
Is he a lefty?
Kerbe7335
Sauna spoons!
RobotSensei
http://imgur.com/r/thesimpsons/gWK6Hpd
HPLovesaurce
BleachIsGood
Would buy
Buckbeak1486
Your dad is kind of spoony.
pdhackley
We need Cereal!
vshepz
I would definitely like to buy these!! get him to sell them!!
KillTheClock
You must have really feared stepping out of line as a child.
copingcabana
They're better than bad, they're good!
Jackstraw207
Please do a how-to?
SheGetsHungryForDinnerAt8
If he made a large set, he'd have a big forkin' spoon
SheGetsHungryForDinnerAt8
If he made a large set, he'd have a big forkin' spoon
Hipedihuu
My dad has quite a spesific hobby.
captainspazway
They say he carved his spoon from a bigger spoon
randomoverusedcomment
Came here to post that lol
KevinBhall
this absolutely had to be here
SpringToMyWinter
I have no idea how big those spoons are/aren't.
iamthephantomlimb
"My spoon is too big."
WallsBallsHadMolesThatRolledWheneverHeWasThrusting
My Dad abandoned me when I was 9.
BeardedBootyGoon
he had a lot going on
theBeanerator
The spoons are on point, beautiful, and sharp... Why the doggo so blurry? Beautiful doggo.
liqthecaca
My spoon is too big, my spoon, is too big
dephress
My SPOON is too BIG
IMakeAKillerMacAndCheese
This is why I scrolled. Not disappointed.
bomar25
This is why I come here
SpudimusPrime
I was looking for this
Shumani
I am a banana!
RawwrrRawwrrLikeaDungeonDragon
..My anus is bleeding!
MicrowaveSafe
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY
usernameleftblank
Would he sell them?!!
TheEternalTacocaT
Upvote for this. I would love one of these in my kitchen. Please keep us posted on how to buy if he does sell!
bigbadnigel
Yes I'm sure he would. I doubt they'd be too much
midwestkid
Those are seriously beautiful. Let me know if he's interested in selling them and prices
teardropivyyearofthetiger
Get the Etsy page or some such link up in here.
otisvr123
Which is ironic, 'cos I use spoonfuls of food to make giant logs.
Myrodian
Damn it, literally the first thing I thought if when I read the title.
PommedeTerreur
THE CIIIIIRCLE OF LIIIIIIIIIIFE!
dolphindreamsandsatan
Oh holy crap... I think this is gonna be too comment on this chain. I definitely chuckled
incenderylemons
You win hands down
otisvr123
Play on words + toilet humour = guaranteed success.
AmericanSighCo
Fuck dude. This comment blew my mind.
otisvr123
I'm glad it was just your mind, 'cos I'm not blowing anything else.
AmericanSighCo
Well not with that attitude.
ITSMRTORGUEYELLINGSTUFF
otisvr123
I have that effect on people. Sorry.
miste
Chicken dinner right here
otisvr123
I thank you. I'm here all week. Try the veal.
someweirdname
No banana for scale?
sarzaya
Giant logs become totally useable? Definitely need bananas here.
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bigbadnigel
Megazaurus
Dam I just want to know how big they really are :(
HardyHarHeartattack
Was thinking the same thing.
TheStaffmaster
THIS. WAS. MY. VERY. FIRST. THOUGHT.
internalthoracicartery
"Giant"...
rookie23
That's what they said.
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Snickaaman
That's not a fucking banana
TheRealJonSnow
for all I know they could be miniature spoons and that is a normal sized wooden spoon, I need that banana scale
bigbadnigel
I only have miniature bananananas