Lazyalmond05
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Nov 4, 2019 4:38 PM
Lazyalmond05
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CommentGuru
Prepare for annexation, Mr. Smith.
heisenbug42
“Keep that shit up and I’m going to kick your dad’s ass”
AbsolutelyNotTheNSA
reluctanthumanitarian
Little baby Clive
Lulabel73
My mum used to say this to kids. Her dad won bodybuilding competitions.
kkanne20
lllLLLLLLLET'S GET READY TO RRRUMBLLLEEEEEEEEEEEE
frenofafren
2 men enter! 1 man leaves!
easybrz
Who’s the man? The gender re assignment surgeon?
Irishman1227
You gonna use that blood dome? You mean the school playground?
SweetBabyJesus
There's some white trash Mama's on my facebook who would sign up for this in an instant. And I'd pay to watch.
haquie
Fuck same here hell maybe even participate
SweetBabyJesus
I don't have kids... we should set up a program where we can sponsor kids with unwilling parents. Start an Interscholastic Fight Club
IntergalacticCinematic
The big brothers/big sisters program just took a whole new turn: Trial by combat.
haquie
Hmm idk could lead to people hiring ringers
SweetBabyJesus
it's gotta be parents or volunteers from the community. If there's a ringer then there's a ringer.
xoverthirtyx
I got jumped in 5th grade. My dad offered the kids folks to let us go toe-to-toe right there at the parent/principal meeting lol
Tyleraz122345
Good dad
AppleDarling
And... who won?
andreyhimself
My dad always gold me, if shit got real, hit hard and hit first.
HarryDresdenIsMySpiritAnimal
Get your retaliation in first. I like your dad.
Wikipedo
Found Jack Reacher's account
unfetteredphalanges
Kobra Kai
myusernameisntfunny
Let him try. Dont start the fight, but always be ready. Then do as we trained.
panamjck
My dad's advice, punch him in the nose
andreyhimself
Makes a mess, scares them away.
prettywitty69
Ah... i got told never hit first but always hit last
TsunamiJohn
Problem is the first hit could cause real damage. A person isn't obligated to risk brain injury before defending themselves.
andreyhimself
Exactly.
YourMomsSidePiece
Then Mom steps in
jezebel2718
Wow. Just wow!
ThisWasActuallyFunny
sandyman23
Is that... https://i.imgur.com/MwU17PW
NotWayneBrady
Remember, she lost after that
YourMomsSidePiece
Victory is fleeting, gifs are forever
IAmLeWalruse
This seems to go against the spirit of "arm wrestling," what with throwing a leg up on the table and using a table-mounted post to pull on.
Higure
The table-mounted post is part of official competitions. I can't speak for the technique though.
UltraDi3000
The technique seems weird to me. Usually in a hook like this you would post your left foot against the table leg behind you for more drive.
UltraDi3000
I recently got into watching armwrestling and all I can say is I love it. There are many different technics and styles of pulling 1/
UltraDi3000
It's a not so popular sport, so it feels kinda raw and underground to some degree. Most of the top athletes still have regular jobs 2/
UltraDi3000
There's so much more to it than strength. I'll link a video of one of the best armwrestlers ever. A heavyweight champ both left and right.3
UltraDi3000
https://youtu.be/gU_09-ziLQU