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wanted to title this just IT gore but everything was just too good not to include. Enjoy!
the text in this one. Would windows do that?
I think this they used that bucket as "ground". Electricians, please help on this one.
idk what's going on in this one--- y-ohhhhh.... they're attempting to power something low voltage? Help out please.
Code on the right returns 5 if a == b.
Also, it can be optimized to, which doesn't even need to be commented, this:
inline int max(int a, int b)
{
return a > b ? a : b;
}
code on the left is the fast inverse square root, wikipedia it
"ATkarliekloss wow I don't understand it but the code on the right looks so much more organized."
This is why women shouldn't touch code with a 5 foot pole, they care more about how the code "looks" rather than functionality and quality of code.
sorry for the trigger
What's wrong here? These don't look US standard?
All hail lenny the electric lizard
He got down to electric avenue
And then it took him higher
electricians wiring networks
This is from a person's, co-workers PC, that is a stock LGA-775 cooler that was in a prebuilt acer. even the machines can forget covers
What's happening here? I don't know what's going on.
What's happening here?
If this post makes number 1 on front page I'll ship my laptop which I dropped and it's hinge broke, to a person in the comments.
HerbSewell
Great dump OP thank you.
warasamsin
This turned into a cringe post halfway through
summitshow
This is proof that some people dont deserve to live.
letsnotgetcereal
This post made my ears bleed. I'm now going to have nightmares about this, for sure.
WhatRaySay
-1 for the weird little sexist nonsense. I work in IT and some of my most effective and professional colleagues are women.
Makilach
Have you tried turning it off and back on again?
Jak3Barnes
Louis Rossmall is getting tingles , and knows somewhere, some nasty shit has happened.
furioustomato
All this gore made me vomit.
CynicalDeino
It just kept on getting worse and worse. And it began to hurt more and more
BuckeyeRandy
Once had a customer cut off pins from an AMD CPU to try and get it into an Intel motherboard then demand a refund.
BuckeyeRandy
Plot twist: he bought it at the store next door
AJ2KB
Got pretty sexist in your commentary for #31. Not universally true.
darsfog
Yeah #31 looks like a pedal switch for something.
IAmGodot
You mean #29?
z3lfmoord
So hot right now
Victorianclouds
foefyre
The mess you didn't understand is a switch, firewall, and router.
jackieisnotmyname
Im a girl and I learned how to code in hs... i forgot most of what I learned but you're a dick @op
DecadentToast
EuroCakes
Ground to bucket is terrible, they would have done better to simply lay rod on the grate.
WhatzitTooya
Sure, but that was done who had no idea what "grounding" means.
EuroCakes
Obviously they had a firm understanding of literally grounding
iambowser
Hey dipshit, documenting your code is part of basic fucking coding. Readability is important you'll learn this once you graduate high school
aAaaAaaaAAaaaoh
I disagree on the part that documenting is the same as readability. Should focus on clean code, instead of relying on comments.
bamsammich
#9 Sounds like Windows has a cold
HenryFondle
Seen it - usually bad ram > 640k < 1mb, where VGA buffer resides.
Danrulz98
Yep, even seen this on modern computers with bad RAM. Its pretty funny
ShowMeYourButtonhole
Some of he best coders I know are women. Get out of here with that ignorant bullshit. Men and women alike can write bad, unreadable code.
pocketpython
Been in support for years, this is both grossing me out and giving me PTSD level flashbacks of having to deal with calls like this myself
FrozenFoodGuy
I kinda liked the one where they used their computer as a frying pan. Who doesn't want snacks while the're gaming?
pocketpython
Fair point, but who do you think they come to when their computer doesn't work because they stuck in the dishwasher to clean off the oil?!
FrozenFoodGuy
Fair enough... and knowing how long i can continue gaming, this might be the end result
ilsalta
Both code examples are crap. The left tries to be clever and just makes a nightmare to deal with later. /1
ilsalta
The right is stupid and ridiculously over commented, but at least I could tell what it did with one glance. Better that than the left crap.
N4g4rok
If i have to pick up and fix someone else's code, i'll take the right any day. Nothing makes code harder to maintain than trying to be cute,
squeealliam
downvoting because of that one statement. you know which one.
amoralZombie
Has op ever met an actual female? My code is efficient and unreadable af, no emojis required
squeealliam
Most of my professors for coding were women and they were all awesome.
IAmGodot
#29 1) she didn't say they did the same thing. 2) god forbid people comment their code. 3) men =/= good coders, women =/= bad coders.
IAmGodot
And god forbid whats-her-face inspires a few girls to try coding, even through bullshit means. We need more people to take interest in STEM
Hardstylelover
Keep on supporting people who are good at it. At our college the it and programming classes are growing with female students. 1/2
Hardstylelover
Some with great ideas for apps and they want to learn how to make that app. Also the organisation of women can help men 2/3
Hardstylelover
See it als helping eachother, bc be fair. We men can be awful with documentation and organisation :) 2 flies with one stone 3/3
CliffordJohnsonMiller
FwdSlashRoot
Unless it was very high voltage wouldn't the amount of metal there dissipate the electricity to the point of not being a huge deal ?
CliffordJohnsonMiller
Yeah, that's the thing. That would be perfect to lead a ground cable to. But they put it in a bucket of dirt!
Cyanosis1184
That handrail would make a good ground btw. As long as no one touched it
KillerTofu615
More of a static discharge than an actual ground. Generators are notorious for static buildup.
JAFIOI
Wow. Tell me this is a joke played on the new guy or something...
CliffordJohnsonMiller
I would hope so.
KillerTofu615
Nah, generators tend to build up static. This is used as a discharge method. Not an actual ground.
CliffordJohnsonMiller
Ah right, that's fair enough.
Imjustheretoupvotestuffandmaybefavorite
Am I the only one here who thinks the code thing came off as a bit sexist?
maxxra
Not sexist - just stupid.
NotTheRealNPH
Yeah! All those stupid women talking about us stronger and smarter men! I'm offended!
kryptoniteblunts
Also I'm pretty sure it's fake and OP has never felt the touch of a loving woman. But it might be just me.
AndrsRios
Yeah. I was about to comment the post was good until the part about women not being allowed to code...
Carnot
It is incredibly sexist. And @OP's statement commenting on it is far worse :/
coloradostoneman
not sure it was "a bit" sexist. more like "un fucking believably sexist"
BigZimm
All women are bad at X. Yeah kinda sexist lol
Pommygirl
Rather sexist. Like saying "All men are bad at X"
Aargonian
Nah, not the only one. The example, of course is bad, but the rant was rather biased I feel. Anyone with no familiarity with code, 1/2
Aargonian
gender aside, would likely have similar thoughts about the two. IMO, better documentation on that fast inverse square woulda been nice. 2/2
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collinhead
And thus spaghetti code is born
cklepper
Everyone has different ways of coding. Documentation is important if the code isn't solely for the person who wrote it
0xBAADF00D
It's not - when someone comes along to figure out wtf is going on and why it isn't working it saves hours of time.
Disgracefully
Oh that makes sense. I was an idiot and paid the price
Phlyn
Vegainthemirror
Are those even all cables? The really thin ones looks likes something's growing there
kraeftig
I worked in an office that had one of these rooms. Getting connection from the ISP was a nightmare. The tech had a dead stare when he saw it
JeremyDunn
Yeah, with years of upgrades on top of old tech it can really get to looking nasty.
yoyoulift
Not to mention every 911 center
Atria
That's 100% what it looks like at our mall. I always hated waking by it when taking the trash out.
Vegainthemirror
"This is why women shouldn't code." No. more like: this is why people who have no idea about coding should have no say in what is better.>>
blkbox
Women writing code is exactly how we got to the moon, literally. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Margaret_Hamilton_(scientist)
N4g4rok
Yeah, that was a terrible idea to drop that in there. Ladies who code: please continue kicking ass and ignoring that nonsense.
rissel
The 'girl coder' really took an effort to make sure people understand her code too (even if it was wrong), which is very important.
ProgMetalMan
As a regular /g/ user, that tweet was found to be fake.
Mentok
That was stupid and whomever wrote it should feel stupid
soulscythe
Yeah, that comment forced me to downvote the post. Entirely unfair.
chesspuss
That code is specifically used to teach students things. It is for 13-18 year olds. That's why the second if is duplicating itself too.
chesspuss
Plus I have no idea what that first function is trying to do, mostly due to lack of commenting.
StrivingForEvil
Would have enjoyed this dump if it wasn't for that shit. I work with some damn good women coders and my favourite CS professor was a woman.
thoushaltnotpass
I don't know why they introduced sexism in a debate that needed none. Statistically both were probably written by dudes anyway.
sspen
I'm a guy and I think adding relevant comments makes debugging easier and other people know what I'm trying to do more easily.
modus0
Relevant comments are good. Things like "see you later!" are neither relevant nor good. Not sure the integer explanation is needed either.
WittyCleverUsername
I'm a woman and I code.. used to be for fun and now it's a career and shit like this is part of why there are not a ton of us
SeraRelm
"Because fuck going to the moon in the first place, M I RITE?!?" https://www.wired.com/2015/10/margaret-hamilton-nasa-apollo/
andtheseashalltell
This is why *that woman* shouldn't code. And judging from the general quality and nature of her posts, not do other techs things either.
SpacefaringDodecahedron
Some of the most brilliant csci professors at the University of Minnesota are women. Comments like this are not only harmful but moronic too
Vegainthemirror
I'd say simpleminded and sad, but it's about the same. Btw. nice username!
Vegainthemirror
>>Seriously. Women can't code because they're worried more about looks than functionality? Generalizing much? And I'm a guy
AdamGeekBoy
My thoughts exactly
Brainlord
!generalize; bothSides = (bad programmers || programmers without good coding habits); if(!u_like)... 1>/dev/null 2>&1
RepostFromLastWeek
Well, you have to remember that the entire dump was brought to you by guys. Plus, I'm fairly certain that poster was trolling.
Vegainthemirror
And that statement is just as bad, sorry.
Disgracefully
Same, I have a friend who could code so much better than I. That was a wierd statement to see on imgur
BigZimm
Lol indeed. I actually assumed he must be trolling.
Vegainthemirror
I'm not sure. The black&white mindset is scaringly real on imgur sometimes. And with people surrounded by binary logic especially
NaokiKashima
...as opposed to the black and white (and wholly ignorant and wrong) mindset used by the girl?
Vegainthemirror
No. As opposed to a mindset that allows grey areas in which guys are bad at coding and girls excelling at it and vice versa. Life's not>>
Hardstylelover
Right? I know a girl that really knows her way around Linux/unix infrastructures and programming, its amazig to see
augustus91
Lol the best engineer at my company is a woman, hands down. That stuff on this post was truly cringe worthy though
IIPhoenixII
Not one to preach about inequality but as a female in a STEM field this irritated me. If ya gonna make a jab at women at least make it funny
Thundershrimp
Yeeeah..I think this guy actually believes what he said, lol. Not a jab. Dude's just an asshole
batosai33
I thought it was a jab at both. Ignoring what the code does, the female's code was overcommented with useless stuff, but the guy's wasn't1/2
batosai33
Commented at all. If I had to read one person's program, I'd take the woman's, because then I wouldn't have to parse everything myself.2/2
Vegainthemirror
Yeah. It sounded too serious and unfunny to be meant as a jab IMO
IIPhoenixII
Same. There's a serious lack of women coders. I don't think females should get special incentives but we should be seen as equally competent
TGWeaver
Yeah, this wasn't pretending to be a joke, just flat sexism.
dotslashsandwich
Agreed. Well OP is a faggot, so...
dotslashsandwich
Agreed. Well OP is a faggot, so...
dotslashsandwich
Agreed. Well OP is a faggot, so...
dotslashsandwich
Agreed. Well OP is a faggot, so...
dotslashsandwich
Agreed. Well OP is a faggot, so...
dotslashsandwich
Agreed. Well OP is a faggot, so...
DocNefario
How many times did you feel the need to press send?