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Dec 28, 2021 10:07 AM
Iblamemyparentstoo
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samanthadlcruz
good thing his mom's name was "Martha" or this would have ended very badly.
rationalremission
Hope starts with an H...in English. Odds are, another planet will have a different language, with different symbols
MindOfMobius
Harvey Dent… can we trust him?
TheDoctorIsInside
What are you gonna do sweetheart, burn us with your magic eyes?
TheStealthHippopotamus
justsomeguyonacouch
PIERCE!! GET BEERS, PIERCE!
IrishKigoi
Sauce - https://youtu.be/-G4Y8JtT1j0
Chiyodin
To be fair, shope doesn't sound as good.
BonelessBones
How Sean Connery pronounces soap
skythief24
Maybe Superman's Italian?
theMightyPlatypus
PicassoCT
Clutches pearls.. "He did not say that.."
BitchButcher
I hate these Batman vs. Superman movies. It's just ridiculous and Batman needs the thickest plot armor ever invented to not die in 1 sec.
Andreas99100
In Krypton, that is symbol stands for Hope!
UrsaPsi
How does he know the Kryptonian language, tho?
billyjonas
Seriously though, I thought the ‘S’ was the symbol for the house of El, not hope. Help me out comic book people
Thoughtfullyshynoob
The whole "S" symbolize Hope on Krypton started in Superman: Birthright, a origin comic series, that inspired the film.
AR33
https://fictionalnobility.fandom.com/wiki/House_of_El
billyjonas
I guess this sums it up, thanks
Auxilium
B for Butts
theMightyPlatypus
*, bats
Pheehelm
luke1815
You missed the rest of that quote. “You got a stupid ‘S’ on your chest in case we forget who you are.”
babycucumber
Really seals in the flavor!
NotVerySympathetic
Pete Holmes doing the different Street Fighter and Ex-Men meetings were fuckin gold.
Brominn
So let's say that Magneto is on one side of a bridge and he's killing a lot of people, like a LOT... and we arrive at the other side...
NotVerySympathetic
So I can have a tank...aaaand my clauws?
Brominn
Nice braid by the way! Did your father lock you in a tower? Are you waiting for the right man on a steed you CHEATER!
NotVerySympathetic
Jesus dude you either really enjoy those skits, or have a fantastic memory
BaconAlmighty
tarataqa
MAAAAAAAAARTHA!
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
It's not like Batman to be this unintelligent.
MrListerTheFirst
You can be highly intelligent and still be very stupid at times.
perfeksion
As I've been told by many ppl many times: 'for being one of the smartest people I know, you do alot of stupid shit'
MyDogIsBiggerThanABanana
Iblamemyparentstoo
https://youtu.be/MDdHYjb5sBk
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
Not the best 50 minutes I ever spent, but yeah... I stand corrected.
aShogunNamedMarcus
I am be dangerous now
Not me hurt
When stairs fell down
Pharya
I'm so fucken tough I'm so fucken tough I'm so fucken tough THAT'S RIGHT
RealDMurda
Be pushed by you, me hit head Me nose broke, soon you be dead
magnificentbastard
So strong my face is, you punch, break fingers
AnUnfortunateFreezeFrame
no sauce @OP? - https://youtu.be/prRySgsgtnM
Iblamemyparentstoo
In the comments I posted a link for the whole series!
AnUnfortunateFreezeFrame
I thought you would have the ability to edit your post
Iblamemyparentstoo
For you? No.
Justwokeup1235772
I was a boy , now I’m a bat
Chrisgopher
What else can I say to that?
bedframe
DON'T BRING IT UP
bedframe
I WAS A BOY
Aprilmadness
WHERE IS THE COMMISSIONER?
Tigersterne
RACHEL!
bedframe
And I hate you again.
DPHENS
lemmesmashplease
Gratitude to you, too.
SlayerOfGoat
Level21Magikarp
Peace amoung worlds!
LooseyGooseyBrett
https://youtu.be/prRySgsgtnM
RandyRandalman
Sauce?
Lun4ticH1gh
https://youtu.be/prRySgsgtnM There's a whole bunch with Batman, and they're all pretty awesome.
westPAguy
disposabledom
assmouthvag
Cilvaa
CK: didn't your parents die? BW: *wails*
Lun4ticH1gh
"DON'T BRING IT UP. I WAS A BOY...NOW I'M A BAT..."
Sheldonian
Love that series
Blahend
What’s it called perchance?
Tigersterne
Badman by Pete Holmes
Sheldonian
What the other guy said, here's the link https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLAEB286C039A1A25E
ImpossibleAgenda
In an order that would surprise you!
MapleIsMyHigh
Is the answer....helicopter?
mmstns13
That was a cruel ploy? Sign me up for another
Thekindofkindlyman
If that was a cruel ploy, sign me up for another.
SanchoPliskin
CPP53
A —> M —> V
RealDMurda
The suit really seals in the flavor
IJustWantedToChimeln
MindOfMobius
Ass mouth vag
j442
A is for alfred.
JCBalance
B is for Bat
HeyOP
College Humor's Batman satire. Some of it's pretty good. Some of it needed more editing, in the script and the video.
Sheldonian
But it's overall great
Iblamemyparentstoo
I like that it that way, it fits.
HeyOP
Can consider it another layer of satire, if someone were of a mind.
Iblamemyparentstoo
(sorry lose a "that" in that please)
whatdoesthehearingimpairedsay
I like that it way, it fits.
Iblamemyparentstoo
;)
MyDogIsBiggerThanABanana
I added two more
iamdanman
You seem like the opposite of a buzzkill
clintr0n
Buzzthrill
HeyOP
The phrasing here has me confused. Do I seem like a buzz enabler?
iamdanman
That’s just how I like it
Mordy9
JCBalance
"Hmm. Fuck." - Superman
BlueSheep
"Hmm. Fuck." - The Witcher
CarBENbased
As powerful as superman is shown to be in justice league, i feel like nothing should have been able to do this. Unless he was holding back.
wlfman
Hadn't he been dosed by kryptonite at that point?
CarBENbased
Ah, been a while since I've seen it, your probably right.
InsomniaOlympic
Yes, Kryptonite has been known to be one of the strongest plot devices in the DC universe
wlfman
I mean... Yeah? That's the only way most people can hurt him.
supervillainsevilmoustache
It’s why I didn’t like so many Supes comics when I was a kid, a lot of them were “Bad Guys Seek Kryptonite For Superman Surprise!”
Radix865
That's the problem when you create a totally OP character. Though I guess they did add vulnerability to magic too.
DignamWhenAskedaQuestion
Wouldn't that make Wonder Woman more powerful than Superman ? Or at least be able to hurt him ?