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https://www.businessinsider.com/proud-boys-inititiation-manual-details-no-wanks-masturbation-policy-2023-1
Aug 19, 2025 3:28 PM
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https://www.businessinsider.com/proud-boys-inititiation-manual-details-no-wanks-masturbation-policy-2023-1
Oebus
Religions do this too. It's used as justification for pressuring their partners into having sex when they don't want to.
SecretAgentSuperBooger
TooRexyForMyShirt
Letstrythisonemotime
I couldn't read the article without some type of...whatever. I didn't waste a second reading it. Here is a free article. https://www.yahoo.com/news/proud-boys-initiation-manual-detailed-032647273.html
YetiForPresident
They play Sloppy Waffle and call it the Master Race.
GoombaLord
Beat me to it, was going to say they played soggy biscuit.
Ngugi
just4thelolz
LarkSachrosis
Real "Alpha-Male" shit. "Don't jerk off bro, you might just calm down after flooding your body with endorphins."
landbaronness42
Purity of Essence (Dr Strangelove)
RooGryphon
and it's also somehow woke. dont forget that
LarkSachrosis
Sure, Gooning is peak woke.
DonkeyGoat
They're going to have an increased risk of prostate cancer
https://youtube.com/shorts/if2hhRsHekE?
LitheXD
I feel like that's a win.
Ionico
Only if they don't read between the lines.... they can wank together all they want!
boxbackknitties
prude boys
VosperOfAntarctica
The poud boys are having an edging party and no, you can't come!
Mithi
Pout Boys
HighlandViking
That must be hard for such a bunch of wankers.
MrOne2
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1dHE1cXk1ZjlxejNtbndsNWk1OTZyZXQ4dmFtYnlwdmxsbjg0eDhtbSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/COkYXtbg4jbAybqBvZ/200w.webp
OldnFatBobba
Everyone seems to think it was a 'no fap challenge' kind of rule. I think it was meant as a way to encourage them to socialize with each other. When i hear the name "Proud Boys" that's definitely the mental image it brings... a bunch of losers in a circle jerk
Wizzbit
That's a challenging wank
SavageDrums
Mostly because your average proud boy can't find their dick without specialized equipment.
truthader
Telescope?
BlindPiranha
Enjoy the prostate cancer, fellas.
Mithi
Let's hope for the best.
jimicus
Sadly, prostate cancer (usually) grows very slowly and it’s more likely you’ll die of something else first.
DefaOmega
The jerkiest of circles
mrthewhitee
Hang on, hang on. That doesn't mean no wanking. It says you can't ejaculate alone.
I think this means the proud boys mandate that their members masterbate together on a regular basis.
agentHoneyBadger
I think they misunderstood what having a mass debate was about.
8gigsofshark
Also apparently you're not allowed to have wet dreams more than once a month. Gotta be hard on the young blood.
khora
Two dicks, one hand.
blip2000004
Start of every meeting "ok Boys circle up"
IgnisInvictus
What the actual fuck stupid ass rule it that?!!
No wonder those boys seem pent up all the freaking time.
adrianenspired
less "no wanks" and more "wanks with friends"
just4thelolz
No wonder they're so angry.
PinkyTheUnicorn2
Sexual repression is often exploited by extremists.
HorseDeepInADragon
That’s definitely one way to foment discontent. Recruit angry lonely men and keep them angry and lonely
captainsweatypants
Same reason to ban porn. Bunch of angry fucks with easy access to firearms yay
TonawandaBlue
Now I can't get the image of monthly Proud Boy lemon parties out of my head. Thanks a lot.
MarkoffChaney
But circle jerks are OK? Right?
ps238principal
"So much for the tolerant left!" they say, wearing a t-shirt calling for murder.
CrimsonPermanentAssurance
To be fair, the Left never claimed to be tolerant. We're just not bigots.
W0lfsbl00d
Yeah, they intentionally act in bad faith. They use meme phrases and "humor" to push their duplicitous bullshit and hatred.
imgonnaralph
https://imgur.com/qfFJAfH.gif all together now!
Cranbananarama
Do they do the buddy system then?
beelzebob23
Notice they said alone. Proud Boys circle jerk at meetings. Not there is anything wrong with that.
NeoNeanderthal
You're telling me the biggest wankers around don't actually wank? I don't know how, but that somehow makes them even bigger wankers.
DisgruntledFerret
You know, fellas, I'm starting to get the idea that the Proud Boys are an unhealthy group for young neo-nazi thugs to be a part of.
PoliticalWanderer
Yeah, fascists always like to do this. Keep energy from being spent on anything that might make someone happy or relieved, bottle it up until the people get twitchy and crazy, then unleash it over persecuted minorities in the form of violence. And idiot foot soldiers willing to do that will do anything for you.
Lontri
Well, back when I was a young nazi, there was no rule against wanking. Just a rule that interracial porn wasn't allowed to be watched. I think I still might've watched it.
RewindMyVHS
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJleW5jN21vbmJweHdhaThwc2c5M2xueTlpN2s2YW1iN240aTQwYjhuZCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/LSKVmdIwZFeNEBKBxZ/200w.mp4
IGotTheMusicInMe425
I think it's safe to say that ANYONE who tells you that you're not allowed to jerk off in your own time isn't someone to be trusted.
GrandPubabofMoldistan
I mean... unless it is a sexual thing between two consenting adults
Godawful8888
Especially since the underlying message is to find a "female" to get your rocks off, nevermind if that's what she wants, before you lose your imaginary "man card" at midnight on the 30th day. Who makes up this unhinged shit?
Agreement2agree
Fascists
PoliticalWanderer
“Don’t fill your brain with its natural, no cost happy chemicals! Stay mad and frustrated so that I can use you for my purposes!”
Yeah, there isn’t a fitting description of just how big a red flag that is.
ErindorGhostPope
It's hard to stay angry after an orgasm.
Sayagain
Like shape-shifting back from a wearwolf. Tired, naked, cold and hungry.
capngrumpy
Post nut clarity!
deidyomega
Whats that saying, "if you think you like a girl, have a nut, then ask yourself if you still like her, if you do, great, otherwise you don't like her, you are just attracted to her".. or something like that.
BeckyLookAtHerButt
That's what meetings are for, right?
mattcl3v3land
If a Proud boy masturbates alone and no one sees it, did the Proud Boy even masturbate?
billstranger
Hey man. Pride is Pride *shrug*
JustAPileOfCats
Big ol angry circle jerks.
truthader
Just A Pile Of Red Hats
andexer
SergeyPrkl
ROFL
andexer
cptjellyjiggeler
who holds the cookie?
OmenJones
They get together and frot while making angry eye contact.
naery
I'm scared to Google "frot"
DaveSamsonite
They must maintain an extensive calendar of circle jerks
chine
no gay stuff. A woman needs to be in the room (no really, that's the minimum requirement)
ClownishAntics
Hey, don't make them sound cooler than they really are
MisterYukon
Come on now, these cowards can't even get it up. Why else would they be so angry?
DaveSamsonite
Carl Hiiasen's recent hilarious book Fwvee Beach movks these idiots mercilessly.
DaveSamsonite
Fever 🤒 Beach
RoutemasterFlash
I think the rule stipulates that they're only not allowed to wank *themselves.*
thotterpop
Might inspire some of them to come out and form an even gayer white supremacist club. And it'll bring me a little bit of joy when, in the near future, they get betrayed by their own party...
GloveFullaVaseline
Frot, I don't even know where the fuck that came from but +1!!!
spiderjohn36
They all moan 'NO HOMO' as they look tenderly, almost lovingly, into each others' eyes. /S
Artoris
Sounds like date night with the wife
Imadethisaccounttopost
They're professional Oreo players.
frenofafren
So hot.
Rockafella83
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJldTlidnA0MnkyeWdrMWd0YnViNWF6dmRlaDV3MXV0MXJ3aGM5aTZ6cSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/1QZk1HJCNn0OFaKxym/200w.mp4
hairytrigga
nevernotsure
rugtiestheroomtogether
Wait…what is ‘frot’ https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlMm94d3BmdTI1amd2cm91NXB2d3Jkbnc3eW9xdDI0NmV0ZGV3ZGQxNyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/jbwsLn6OvdO80/200w.mp4
shivalvv
Rubbing two dicks together.
And Google's AI apparently thinks it's non-consensual . . .
CakeOrGlory
I'm not sure how it *could* be done non-consensually.
NecroNikolai13
You know scissoring for lesbians? Basically that, rubbing your junk together
FortifiedWhine
Isn't that called tribbing?
NecroNikolai13
Tribadism (tribbing) for lesbians, frottage (frotting) for gays
armorgamesmfa
CheeseB0t
Google's new art direction is.. interesting
JaTheRed
MtG sure has changed since O was young
masterpainimeanbetty1
it think this is the Magic: the Gathering mana colors
FermentTheRich3000
Too many colors
casinodoug
They were all white when it started. You don't want to know
TripleDane
Fixed the skin colors for you....
CorGoBrrrr
Racist white men seem to like the symbolism associated with the color white. I think due to their pathological need towards performative masculinity, we need to start calling them "pinkies."
It's more accurate, and as a straight white dude myself, only the weakest of men are threatened by a color. We should just start recoloring all their favorite monochrome Nordic runes to Barbie pink.
rmgurfrommars
This deserves so many more upvotes. It would deserve a million more if the small circles were even smaller.
TripleDane
OmenJones
truthader
You know whose hands would fit well here?
NorthernHalibut
They should also be pinch gripping.