May 21, 2017 3:20 PM
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whoev3r
A good invention that saved my ass many times!????
Cabbagebending
Now do the offside rule
Begotten
First time I experienced ABS under heavy braking was to avoid running a red light in front of a cop. Shout out to whoever invented ABS.
mmartin762
Fun Fact: ABS was never made mandatory for cars in the US, however, stability control was in 2004, and ABS unit is part of stability control
BigShepherd
That's accurate
Koldfront
I'm currently taking my license and almost couldn't watch this instructional video because they kept calling it "the ABS System"
heysupbrent
I thought their 'abs' had something to do with their balls
FYI more cars having ABS is why you don't hear as many tire screeching wrecks or near-misses these days.
IWasBornForThis
I spent two minutes trying to figure out what dog ab muscles look like and how they would cause this before it clicked
DeanOMiite
Annnnnd I didn't get it until I read this comment
motherfuckinmoonmoon
Antilock breaking system.
ColonelRhodes
Antilock borking system*
fukthisusernamebullsht
Thank you for answering my question before I asked it
JesusEnoughAlready
I'm gonna be that guy. It's "braking" not "breaking". Nothing being broken in that system.
Thanks. I'm drunk.
ReverendShitlord
Why are they dragging dogs into the ocean?
Biteymcbiteface
Because they are idiots that wants dogs that are terrefied of the ocean.
mypatronusridesinatardis
To test how ABS works, aren't you paying attention?
RhuarcOfTheTaardadAiel
What is dead may never die!
AlexImguram
So they can mate with fish to make more seals.
DrippingSarcasmitis
Because they're shore'gies
ShirouBlue
Sacrifices to his lord.
DreadPierateRoberts
Hail culthlu
RobJenkins
And the breaking distance is the same?
Spectracon
Barking distance
FortressCraft
ABS actually increases braking distance somewhat. The difference being that you can still steer!
And you don't make a scene with wheels locking up and tires screeching
whoev3r
A good invention that saved my ass many times!????
Cabbagebending
Now do the offside rule
Begotten
First time I experienced ABS under heavy braking was to avoid running a red light in front of a cop. Shout out to whoever invented ABS.
mmartin762
Fun Fact: ABS was never made mandatory for cars in the US, however, stability control was in 2004, and ABS unit is part of stability control
BigShepherd
That's accurate
Koldfront
I'm currently taking my license and almost couldn't watch this instructional video because they kept calling it "the ABS System"
heysupbrent
I thought their 'abs' had something to do with their balls
Begotten
FYI more cars having ABS is why you don't hear as many tire screeching wrecks or near-misses these days.
IWasBornForThis
I spent two minutes trying to figure out what dog ab muscles look like and how they would cause this before it clicked
DeanOMiite
Annnnnd I didn't get it until I read this comment
motherfuckinmoonmoon
Antilock breaking system.
ColonelRhodes
Antilock borking system*
fukthisusernamebullsht
Thank you for answering my question before I asked it
JesusEnoughAlready
I'm gonna be that guy. It's "braking" not "breaking". Nothing being broken in that system.
motherfuckinmoonmoon
Thanks. I'm drunk.
ReverendShitlord
Why are they dragging dogs into the ocean?
Biteymcbiteface
Because they are idiots that wants dogs that are terrefied of the ocean.
mypatronusridesinatardis
To test how ABS works, aren't you paying attention?
RhuarcOfTheTaardadAiel
What is dead may never die!
AlexImguram
So they can mate with fish to make more seals.
DrippingSarcasmitis
Because they're shore'gies
ShirouBlue
Sacrifices to his lord.
DreadPierateRoberts
Hail culthlu
RobJenkins
And the breaking distance is the same?
Spectracon
Barking distance
FortressCraft
ABS actually increases braking distance somewhat. The difference being that you can still steer!
Begotten
And you don't make a scene with wheels locking up and tires screeching