Expect the unexpected.

Mar 28, 2018 1:33 PM

kenolhope127001

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Thor just busted a nut

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"And lets see... fuck that umbrella in particular..." ~God or Zeus or Thor probably

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What happened next will shock you.....

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Holy

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I did not expect that

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Relax guys. The bolt hit a tree in the next yard.

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the bolt traveled across the wet ground and still knocked the shit out of her...

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It's hard to tell but it looks survivable. She held it away from her body which probably saved her. Branch burns on feet and hand though.

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Now how the hell could I expect that???

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God: "This is your last warning."

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" you can feel it, its electric boogy boogy boogy"

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ded?

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No, deff.

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I imagine her white pants are now Brown

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@RepostStatistics

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she/he ded

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That had to be at LEAST 1.21 gigawatts.

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Great Scott

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[W]hat a glorious feeling; I'm happy ag....

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Perfect.

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hahahahah

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Annnnd, that's why you don't do that.

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He ded.

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"Some people don't think nature be like it is, but it do." -BSM

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Nature b crazy

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Shocking, I didn't expect that. ded

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Nope, look upthread. But wow...

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I expected some drunk guy to jump off the roof but hey

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I saw the title and was expecting the Spanish Inquisition!

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Need update, that looked pretty close to death!

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I was expecting a few things but definitely not expecting that.

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"Expect the unexpected" is a phrase that seems ridiculous to me. Like saying "think of everything you can't think of"...

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Yep. Just as stupid as asking can an all-powerful being move an immovable object?

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“Untimely death” like there is a good time

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did i just watched a person die?

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yup

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March death count : ?

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*did I just watch

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No you just watched someone get superpowers

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She was bitten by a radioactive lightning bolt!

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Static electricity girl

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Really weird superpowers. Also he's now doing community service.

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OH! after all this time, i thought the lightning struck the fence behind him.

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"Boy is struck by lightning" "right next to him the lightning struck. Thank God, nothing happened to him."

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Not dead, but possibly deaf.

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Wots the diff'renz? WAAAAAGH! http://www.coolminiornot.com/pics/pics14/img4c9494129adf6.jpg

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Nicefuckingmodel.gif

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what?

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mawp

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Ahem, he said “NOT DEAD, POSSIBLY DEAF!”

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WHAT?

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Ahhhh, why didn't you say so in the first place?

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WHAT?

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One more time. NOT DEAD, BUT POSSIBLY DEAF.

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