EVERY GOD DAMN TIME!

KnifeKnut

Why the hell do you not keep your keys in the same pocket all the time!?

9 years ago |

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T00MUCHD0G

That's part of the challenge, bud

9 years ago |

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TheRealFrankTurpentine

9 years ago |

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cbpolo22

Preach !!!

9 years ago |

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overboard

So true.

9 years ago |

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HarvJacker

Freeing up that dominate hand, aye? I see ya... -Brain

9 years ago |

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UnderstandThatReference

you're my Hero.

9 years ago |

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criablelurst

Keys in one pocket, phone and wallet in the other - always. Phones never get scratched. Win.

9 years ago |

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Zicora

9 years ago |

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thedoe

Me every time, glad I'm not the only one then

9 years ago |

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kcedt

Story. Of. My. Life.

9 years ago |

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wubbalubbadubdubmotherfcuker

9 years ago |

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pjconradie63

So its not just me! Sometimes I outthink myself and switch packages. The general rule is "the key is in the other pocket"

9 years ago |

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MichaelMcShwanagan

Is it the hand you write with? Do you throw with that hand? Is that the hand you jerk with?

9 years ago |

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Drewc2333

Every time!!!!!

9 years ago |

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jebowlin

Do you think maybe its just that you put the groceries on the wrong arm?

9 years ago |

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ThatQuietlySmirking

"OPEN THE DOOR, MA! I GOT THE PIZZA AND I CAN'T REACH MY KEYS!"

9 years ago |

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GiantHeadlnTheSky

v

9 years ago |

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Stratacaster79

Never happens to me. I'm OCD enough to have a 'spot' for each of the things I carry in my pockets.

9 years ago |

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namewasluciweallcalledherloose

Everyday of my life.

9 years ago |

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RoseTheSpecialEdTeacher

Its because you'll likely put the keys into the pocket of your dominant hand, and also carry all groceries on that hand.

9 years ago |

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mineovermatter

Keys always go in same pocket.wtf kinda bush league shit is this?

9 years ago |

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chardlz

I usually use my keys with my dominant hand but keep them in my non dominant pocket hence I do dumb things sometimes

9 years ago |

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MooseTraxxx

Why did they get rid of this guy for their commercials? He was gold!

9 years ago |

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natenatenatenatenate

So, so true. You speak the true true.

9 years ago |

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WhitePhoenix

You bet. Also it feels like I haven't seen this meme in awhile, but grats for proper use of it.

9 years ago |

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civel

But isn't this the guy that has perfect luck and does everything right?

9 years ago |

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Mephane

I like how OP subverted that meme.

9 years ago |

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PianoandPads

Still staying thirsty I see!

9 years ago |

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gimking

I just don't lock the house. Hell, my keys stay on the foorboard of the car.

9 years ago |

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JimFromAccounting

Fucking groceries. I intentionally take a lighter load in my right arm so I can unlock the door, and my keys are alwayd in my left pocket

9 years ago |

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oeki

Even worse, my keys are always on my left back pocket!

9 years ago |

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oeki

Even worse, my keys are always on my left back pocket!

9 years ago |

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TearsAreGoodLube

Why would you ever trust your keys being in your back pocket?

9 years ago |

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ElbowDeepInMythicalCreatures

You trust your wallet in your back pocket

9 years ago |

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FunnyUsernameMan

Carabiner for life!

9 years ago |

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Flyingkitty67

I use one one my purse. Love it ,but still always one the wrong side

9 years ago |

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MarvinTheManicDepressiveRobot

Carabiners unite!

9 years ago |

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Kate62

Mine is bright pink with a cushioned handle. It rocks!

9 years ago |

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