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Aug 28, 2020 6:55 PM
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CyclopticColleague
I'll just be glad when the sun goes nova and torches the planet
NeonRobo
I feel you dude, I am so politically exhausted.
broncoskip
No matter who wins, it will only get worse. Sorry, but 2021 is going to be a hotter mess than 2020.
Bludabeagle
I'm Waiting for that DAMN Asteroid!!!! ENNNNNNNNDDDD IT!
redditmcredditface
you wont if trump is elected, that guy is going to nazi the place up real good if he wins
Sheprador
Which he likely will thanks to the travesty that is the electoral college.
ImNotReallyADoctor
I misread "election" as "erection" and was sorely disappointed by opening this and seeing a political post
girlfartjapan
Same!
GCRust
Yup. One way or the other, let's just get this fucking over with. My soul hurts.
SnakeonaSegway
TLDR: YT at the bottom. https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/
DigYourselfBaby
AGiantSlor
I'll just be glad when this election fucking is over.
CoarseAndSalty
I hate to break it to you but you probably won't. The same bullshit that's making this election horrible isn't going to go away.
Hungrypiemonger
Really, cus like these mouthbreathers are still walking around without masks on all over the place during a fuckung pandemic
Tryagainnow
I'm petitioning for Christmas in October as I'm certain either way life is going to be at least until January next year.
TiredOfTheBS
Haven’t you heard? The 2022 primaries are about to start announcing candidates.
stvotw
I've already seen signs for the Illinois election in 2022. Sad.
TiredOfTheBS
For real? I was joking lol
stvotw
I wish I was. Just a name for Governor, no party mentioned. Maybe just trying for recognition/exposure ?
SparklingFizzofCosmicAfterglow
uh..only if Trump is leaving it. Underline that 2 times.
Rayfasa
That’s what we all said last time
beggingyourmajestyspardon
I'll be glad...when Donald Dump goes to jail!!!
AngryGraphicDesigner
Getting to the election might be the easiest thing that happens
itsjustplaid
Honestly, I don't know how safe it is to relax until the afternoon of January 20.
DrunkardsDream
I won't relax my butthole til march.
DvD1
... 2025.
Cholf
I am preparing for a Dark Winter. I suggest the same to anyone else.
Mikey667
You...you guys ok ?! You want a beer or something ? How about some poutine ? Maybe just a hug ?
idontknowhowthissiteworks
Keep your fucking poutine, but send some of that canadian whiskey. Like...a lot of it.
Humanzee2
Vote Biden so Imgur can get back to loyal dogs and Georgian dancing.
A1ekazam
It's just the beginning. We'll be at war soon.
ChaseJohansson
Civil war
haggerton
Pls don't nuke yourselves (or others) if it ever comes to that.
A1ekazam
I don't think a civil war would come to that.
haggerton
I didn't think a lot of things 20 years ago. I'm not so certain now.
Fuzzynubz
I don't think it change much around here.
KingKelloggTheWaffleHaggler
The propoganda will slow if they get what they want
Fuzzynubz
Who?
KingKelloggTheWaffleHaggler
The people on here spamming propoganda everywhere
OmnibusLatinName
The Great Machine™ is slow to change. So. Much. Money. driving it ever downward.
J0765
One major thing will change. The leader of the free world will not try to antagonize the other side.
derscur
At least we won't have to look at the orange guy anymore
Fuzzynubz
God willing and the creek don't rise
longjohnsilicon
Hah. "Over". Win or lose, that orange shitgibbon will be ranting about it until he keels over from a massive cheesburger overdose.
idplmalx
*fingers crossed*
eromitlab
...at which point, his shitheel fan club will martyr him and coalesce behind someone even worse.
BladeTurMoiL
As a cheeseburger enthusiast, please don’t ruin them for me. He’ll hopefully be assassinated instead.
RiverRoyal
NeverDunNuffin
Shitgibbon, hah!
pazuzu
VanillaMowgli
“Cheetoh-faced Shitgibbon” is more formal, i believe.
soundnote8
One orange shitgibbon out of office isn't much of a problem. As you said, he'll kill himself with a cheeseburger overdose.
soundnote8
A censorius, divisive cult that's undoing massive amounts of civil rights progress (active racism inc. advocating segregation) will still be
MouseKeyboard
But if he loses we can ignore him
newworldtraveller
Aww... I like gibbons. I don't think we can compare the shit stain to any animal, they all have a place and a purpose whereas he/it does not
FluffyShit
Weeeeeeell, mosquitos exist
newworldtraveller
You make a good point, so yes, useless, annoying and sometimes dangerous blood suckers ... A much more apt analogy to the orange shitstain
SchrodingersDictator
What if it was an unnatural creation made of shit that looks like a gibbon because the person who made it wanted to piss you off?
Ventorath
Him ranting means literally nothing the second he's out of office. That's fine.
Grudgebearingmidget
Running list of best nicknames: Mango Mussolini, Agent Orange, Comb Over Caligula, Bunker Bitch and now Citrus Shitgibbon
Isahn
No "Cheeto in chief" on that list? It's my personal favorite to come out of this shit show.
Grudgebearingmidget
Eh, one of the few times Rick 'n Morty actually made me laugh was "Commander in Queef" which would also be an apt title
letsleepingcatslie
I hope he keeps over from that overdose soon. He’s a scumbag.
IfOnlyICouldUseMyPowersForGood
TomBrokaw
Judicious application of GUILLOTINE could cut that time frame waaaaaaay down
Pandragun
Wait until the next one. We will be going through all of this over again. Hopefully without the virus though.
onthe6ball
miraculously, the virus will pass soon after the election, no matter who wins.
TigerThong
can you get worse than trump with out literal hitler?
PaintedSlate
If this election goes well, the virus should be a lot less powerful. And maybe we'll have a handle on COVID, too.
poopknifeMAN
geekyfarmer
I don't like him either, but should you be calling the POTUS "the virus?" Wait, sorry! I get it now. You meant covid. Carry on.
notyourmuse
At least with the virus, we can do what we need to do ,to stay safe
ThatOneFriendWhoTriesTooHard
Not necessarily...
merdock379
We are on the decline as a country.
pontiacbandit
Bold of you to assume there will be another election
3P3references
The next one literally starts as soon as this one is over. US election system is just absolutely 24/7 pervasive.
SpacemaniaXu
Define: "virus"
trshalishaska0
And it gets worse with every cycle
ThatQuietlySmirking
If Trump loses in November, I bet he'll try to run again in 2024.
ChainmailleAddict
Bold of you to assume he won't do that if he wins in November too.
LogicAndEmpathyOverGod
I sincerely hope he dies as soon as possible and would trick myself into believing there's no way his evil corpse can remain animated till24
chine
hey man don't jinx it. If Hermain Cain can come back from the dead anything is possible
TheEliteInvaderZim
I want to leave the u.s. so badly.
LepekaPuppyDriver
Me too
illeavethishere
My good friend was supposed to move to Australia two weeks ago. Now he’s just sitting and waiting. It sucksssss
gaiidraws2
... aaand now we literally can't
TheEliteInvaderZim
I know! Either Canada or the Netherlands. This place blows.
gaiidraws2
I have a ticket for Japan next April I probably can't actually use.
TheEliteInvaderZim
Omg thats amazing. I hope you get to use it.
gaiidraws2
Thanks man me too
nooneneedsmorethan16kofram
It’s still unbelievable to me that people support Donald Trump. He’s the epitome of vile corruption, the embodiment of greed and narcissism.
BattleBorn1864
And the Dems aren't?
BroseidonKingOfTheBros
Someone I know described his reelection as a 'campaign of spite.' He doesn't have policies, he doesn't have successes, he doesn't have
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goals. He and his just want to make people suffer.
soundnote8
In 2016, I munched popcorn and hoped for Trump to win because he drove people who annoyed me insane. Last four years, I've been eating crow.
soundnote8
At least as far as professionalism and respect for his office go, he manages to surprise again and again, and it's been good exactly twice.
soundnote8
And one of those two instances was just a good joke.
soundnote8
This year? The only reason I'd support Trump is that he's not woke and an open enemy of society that wants to shitcan everything.
soundnote8
The postmodern social justice religion is a cancer, a divisive blight that can see no other legitimate end for society than it's own DIE.
maiaonfiya
Only because Biden is also corrupt. People are just scared....and dumb.
Angrybeardedman
Two options, someone farts near you, or they shit in your mouth. You get to pick, so choose wisely.
maiaonfiya
Maybe I been down the rabbit hole too many times, but Biden seems to be involved in some mouth shitting things, too.
Ivymantled
Comparing Biden to Trump is like asking if you want a bowl of vegetables, or a bowl of shit spiked with glass shards
maiaonfiya
I have to disagree, I like vegetables.
qyrriqat
The Trump-pets have invested so deeply in rationalization that they are effectively divorced from reality at this point. 1/
qyrriqat
My mother avidly supports Trump. I am currently near a wildfire zone, watching to see if I will be forced to be evacuated. She IMs me and 2/
qyrriqat
lets me know that she can't figure out what news reports about the fire to believe because of how "corrupt the left wing media is." 3/
qyrriqat
As if somehow information about how the fire is spreading is going to be used against her glorious orange lord and master. 4/
SuperPickle17
Everyone knows forest fires are just democrat hoaxes.
qyrriqat
She never used to be this...unhinged. It scares me. 5/5
GarmBlack
There will be riots either way. Really the only difference will be is it coastal towns and major cities that riot if Trump wins, or large
gaiidraws2
Yeah that won't be the only difference
GarmBlack
swatches of the Midwest and South that riot if Biden wins. It's gonna be a shitshow either way until, I'd venture, April-Mayish. Then the
GarmBlack
heat kicks in though, and the general murder--violent-crime-etc rate starts increasing again.
ClearBlue
Republicans don’t riot when they lose.
chine
I mean, I guess they hadn't technically lost before the Brooks Brothers riot , and then they won because of it.
GarmBlack
Ehhhh I have a feeling that'll change. If Trump loses and makes a stink about it, you'll see armed milita types
Dionysus187
mainly because they don't believe they are getting fucked despite the contrary. Citizens who identify as pro-Trump are victims as well.
Dionysus187
Honestly I learned to identify this kind of duality and indoctrination when I was doing research on the small groups of violent Muslims.