Florida isn't real

Aug 23, 2025 3:14 AM

SkyPigeon123

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Some guys have all the luck.

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Catch and release?

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You’ll never catch me in a domestic vehicle

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why are the police kink shaming them?

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Weird though because if that was a woman in the back of a truck and it was driven by a guy then we'd all think he was a fucking misogynistic creep who should be locked up, and not say ha ha at least she has water and kibble.

Hur de dur, I wonder what he did to her. Yeah women slap men when they're mad. Haha he must have enjoyed it. /s

Kinda fucked up it that people laugh when genders in abuse is reversed.

I mean, assuming that he didn't consent in which case don't make it public or unsafe.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

mandatory "god forbid women have hobbies"

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Remember, spay and neuter your wild Rep-Cons to reduce the mental illness plague and increase the general IQ of the population...

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When you find the one you love don't give up until you put them in a cage. I am a sensitve person.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I assume the cage would need a seat and a belt to make this street legal

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Had to keep the cage from flying out, but didn't have no straps officer"

7 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

oh, I'm sure she has straps of one type or another lol

7 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

In Australia it's the law, you can't have loose animals in the back of an open truck, you have to have a cage or for the back to be caged in, so this would pass inspection here!

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I see nothing.. let's get out of here

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America!"

7 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

He’s got water and kibble in his bowl and let him out for a poo an hour ago.

7 months ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

I wonder if that’s my brother

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ahem, exactly where in Florida?

7 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Megaplex, probably ;3

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

hey, you can find weird kinksters all over the country thank you.

7 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

As a Floridian, this is accurate.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Obviously, he’s just a huge fan of Iggy Pop And The Stooges! https://youtu.be/Uy2-5uDpu5Q?si=dMgmytefXtQ7AcbP

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It must be Fetish Friday...

7 months ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

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7 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I mean he's not housebroken what else was she supposed to do

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Tbf it IS Florida. Most of their population are fucking stupid as fuck

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Kink shaming isn't cool.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think we’ve all been there a time or two

7 months ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 0

sometimes you're driving the truck, sometimes you're in the back. man the 90s were a wild time.

7 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

If I had a nickle...

7 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

You'd be a two bit who-zit?

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No, I've never been to Florida.

7 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Yet. We get everyone eventually

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was expecting this to be ICE transport 2.0. we are a broken country!

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don’t shame them for living their life

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I will, but only because that's dangerous.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean, if they are doing this in public as part of their kink, then i will very much shame them as I am being involved without my consent.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

7 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Wow. I'm definitely late to the party, but I just realized Gary Johnston in Team America is basically Chris Pine. https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlc2N4ZzR3MTFtdWEyNHRpcWk4OTFwdmZ3cGJtemF4aW85eXAxaTk1aSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/3OSo3PPaXdw0U/200w.mp4

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh I liked Guardians of the Galaxy!

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nah, this one didn't have Bad Chris in it.

7 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Is... is this why Americans seemingly all need to drive a truck?

7 months ago | Likes 180 Dislikes 4

I'm an American, as as an American, i will first say that I'm sorry for the state of things, and secondly, I do not have, and have never wanted to have a pickup truck.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Mostly it's because of auto industry propaganda

7 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Can you think of a better reason?

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean, you never really think you need a truck until you do. That's why you get a good buddy with a truck and a lot of free time. You don't get a truck yourself though, you'll never hear an end to the requests for folk needing your truck if you do.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Its not all of the reason but its certainly part.

7 months ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

I drive a Prius... Doubt I could fit any manner of cage in the back of it really.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I fit an assembled bookshelf in my old 2016 you are not trying hard enough.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah you can't a fully grown man in the boot of a hatchback. Just have to fold them up a bit

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not sure what you meant to say … “you can’t a fully grown man”?

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When I got my Laguna, a friend look one look at it.. "this is a 2 body boot"

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Americans were gaslit by manufacturers and dealerships into needing a truck since the profit margins for trucks is way higher than a normal car even more so now when there are trucks ranging upto 150k

7 months ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Don't forget the government as well, requiring less safety, emissions, and fuel economy standards for 'trucks' which made everything into SUVs.

7 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

How do you carry around your grown men without having them in a cage in the back of your pickup?! Spot of a bother, innit?

7 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Chains? Or kinky

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Naw, look at that cage. It would fit into a Kei Truck, no problem

7 months ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

We make small trucks, but Auto safety standards in the usa require airbags abd crimple zones, even on vehicles that top out at 45.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My 90s truck is 30 percent smaller than new trucks and could also fit a grown man in a cage

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I want a Kei truck soooooo much. Gonna trick that fucker out to look like a transformer

7 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I am on the preorder list for a Telo. www.telotrucks.com

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i wish they sold them here in the US.

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Pssst, my man, I know where you can get one real cheap. Just go north to Canada.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can buy them here. Any vehicle over 20 years old is eligible for import and registration. Speaking as someone who owns a unimog in the US

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They doooooo.

Buddy of mine got one off a government auction website and Texas actually let him register it for road use. He loves the stupid thing.

7 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Why wouldn't it be registered for road use? Its a vehicle.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0