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PsBattle: Cat eating grass
Edit: just wanted to add that I live in Australia where our native wildlife is hugely impacted by domestic and feral cats. I also live close by to both a highway and the back of my property leads off to a creek and a trail which can become overgrown and a hive for snakes in hotter months. My other cat is also deaf. I believe that keeping them indoors with supervised outside play is the most responsible thing to do to ensure they have the best, safest possible lives and also preventing them from killing wildlife. Hope that clears things up! Thanks :)
AngryBaboon
This is my grass. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
Ronnz123
"Holy fuck, someone laced the grass with LSD!" - Cat, propably.
CoffeeAddeect
Look at his little fangs
Gamemeister83
You mean he didn't try jetting off in thr opposite direction as soon as you opened the door?
Maggiesperson
Rescued mine at 4 weeks,was cold,sick and starving. Now even at 17 years old he refuses to put even one paw outside the door.
sombient
"Tried to become a vegetarian today, not doing that again."
Pyreflie21
What an adorable Derp
VirginSurgeon
Is your cat Satan?
Fastiee
Your cat is now outdoorcat. #nogoingback
koprofagi
Yup
MiasmaCorrigan
I have a cat that's really skittish, but he enjoys the backyard on occasions. Hope your's is chipped JIC.
brewmasterg
He sure is!
DefunkMyJunk
Those teeth are clean as fuck, how old is it ?
brewmasterg
Probably about two and a half years old? He’s a rescue so we’re not exactly sure, but we’ve had him for about a year and a half now.
Mymilkshakehasgonesour
Murder floor is magestic as f*ck!
poot85
Did it just eat grass?
Aylasita
They do that to help with digestion and hairballs :) That's why if you have indoor only cats you should have a small grass thingy for them.
Aylasita
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61q2gBeV-JL._SY450_.jpg
captainskinnydicks
Each picture loaded slowly but I was hoping each would just be a bunch of pics of a Cat eating grass and I’m happy I was right
EvilKam
"These things are amazing! I smell fresh air! What else have you been hiding from me human?" - Your cat, probably
chellelikebelle24
My cat never wanted outside til we got a dog. Now he’s realized & when the doors open he goes 3ft out the door and just sits in the grass.
EvilKam
"I like it here. This is nice." - Your cat
defaulted
LovePotieLots
Aw she's so cute, love her cow print.
defaulted
I never considered that but with her eating that grass maybe she is actually part cow :'D
PreciousPotato
Ah.. the puke and frothy spit full of grass and hairs. :) I stopped getting my indoor cats grass and resort to malt paste and brushing.
biffboy6000
Thought you had a pet possum for a sec. +1
Sirsir94
Summer lovin, having a blaaaast, summer loving, scream at tall graaaass
JimPlaysGames
NordicusMaximus
Om nom nom nom.....
BeeDragon
Let my indoor cat out once, after that he was constantly yelling to go outside and trying to escape. The taste of freedom was too strong.
ReaLifeSmeagol
Neutered?
BeeDragon
Yes
meganical
Brought my indoor cat outside; now she's afraid of birds. She likes taking 1 step outside house unless it's winter because fuck snow
EvilKam
My cat stared at the door after a snowstorm. I laughed and opend the door, knowing he would turn around. I learned he LOVES snow. Okay then.
iguessthisusernamewilldo
I've taken my cat outside, but she doesn't love it. It's weird because she was a stray before the shelter (where we got her) picked her up.
MeridaIsMySpiritAnimal
My cat was the same way. She was born a stray and then was afraid of the outside and never wanted to leave the house
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
Same with homeless people. Once they have a roof over their heads again, they hate sleeping under bridges.
KalYahna
She's seen the scary stuff Outside, now she's happy to have the security and safety of Inside!
ReaLifeSmeagol
Not really weird. Outdoor life isnt easy. She was probably bullied quite often, cold, matted.
melshot
PTSD. She's seen some shit.
tclothingw
Your cat is beautiful. Watch out for lots of throwing up after all that grass eating.
balentay
Motherfucking grass. Aw yiss.
Sianallama
Just so you know. You've now created a monster that will try to get outside constantly.
TheSeanShow
What? Like a normal cat you mean?
ReaLifeSmeagol
Not true. Every cat is different. My 3 won't go outside at all. They run back inside if taken out.
Sianallama
Ugh I wish. I let them feel grass once and now they always want out. =_=
brewmasterg
Oh he was like that before. He’s a rescue and we hypothesize he either was an outdoor cat or he spent lots of time roaming the streets 1/
brewmasterg
Because he tries to get out the door whenever you go to let the dog out/ come inside the house. Compromise is supervised outside play. 2/2
Sianallama
Yeah we do supervised play in the spring/summer/fall they have nooo interest in winter of course.
OraMajere
@brewmasterg Is your cat named Gmork?? picture 2 and 3 ..![]()
brewmasterg
His name is Baker because his favorite thing to do is knead on you when he’s getting comfy :)
mariomario42
#4 might be the best cat picture of all time, and I've seen a lot of cat pics
Dociousaliexpilisticfragicalirepus
Agreed. I needed that laugh today.
Hutchy01
cfree00073000
The grass helps them get rid of hairballs.
thatwoodguy
You get them stuff called "Kitty Malt"
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
Yeah right. "I need it to deal with chemo" damn pot heads.
InsolventTacos
ImCherokeeJack
Yeah, I was just thinking there was going to be a lot of slimy grass all over this persons carpet and rugs.
ohhelllllooothere
aw shoot thats good shit - i was wondering why mine did that too!
Islandace
Would a cat know that if they've always been an indoor cat? Is it just an innate thing?
lazlo09
My cat had a straw in his butthole. I pulled it out and it was 20cm long!
lazlo09
Thats about 8 freedom units (")
StackOverflowing
You shouldn't pull it, it can cause severe damage to their intestines. Cut it instead, it'll eventually come out on its own.
lazlo09
Yes i read that afterwards. If its a long string it can slice their intestines as you say!
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
That, and it helps with constipation by adding fiber to their diet. On top of that, plant sap contains valuable micronutrients. But the ...
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
most important reason why many carnivores eat grass might be that it helps them rid themselves of intestinal worms. Especially tapeworms...
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
get entangled in the grass blades and can no longer attach to the intestinal walls.
bcott10
PreciousPotato
Yeah. It helps puking. I, for one, prefer malt paste and brushing them a bit more often.
drunkmastered
I, for another, prefer to not own one.
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
Malt paste doesn't help cats add fiber to their diet, which is the main reason they eat grass. And it often contains sugar as a ...
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
preservative, which damages their teeth and gums. I'd rather grow some cat grass for them. They have a natural urge to eat grass and will...
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
often chew on other potted plants if they don't get any, including poisonous plant species.
PreciousPotato
The trouble was that not all of them understood the difference between the allowed plants and the bad ones, so we had to generally /1
melshot
You already posted this.
PreciousPotato
I know, but I don't expect anyone to read the other comments after posting themselves, when they've already gone on to the next post, so /1
PreciousPotato
in very rare occasions, I post my comment, and then see another comment I want to answer to. You know what I mean?
melshot
No, I think you think what you have to say is really clever and important. That's why you post it twice.
davidthegoliath
LeoKeidran
I was eating pizza... I clicked on this... still eating the pizza
awesometotallyawesome
Sick.
Ticklebooty
Such beauty and Grace
davidthegoliath
*Pukey and Grass
Deadmanwalkn
What do I do if I have 2 cats and niether has ever thrown up a hairball?
MrMeowzerz
Feed them some hair duh
brewmasterg
I’m not sure what I did to put that ‘hey’ in the title. Buuuut. Hey.
memesntrash
that's juuuust a theory.
chbarts
WHAAATS GOIN AAAAHN
SubzeroAK
oneofthesedaysimgoingtocutyouintolittlepieces
Hey
TogepiOmelette
Hey
IReactToCommentsInMemesAndGifs
Hey, that's an outdoor cat now. One they get a taste, it's had to keep em in
Ladydeth68
Hey.
FuckMeFuckYou
Hey, it works. I hadn't thought anything of it before you said something. Hey!
KaiUchiha
Your cat is a clone of mine omg ????
memepig
You’re cat is a vampire
zmanz
Your
TannerBFly
Hey
zimirken
Be careful, we took our cats outside for the first time this summer and they got a huge flea infestation
brewmasterg
I still make sure to protect them against fleas/worms because we have a dog as well! So hopefully no fleas.
Bourbonkers
Hey
archanor
hey
ScottishPower
Hey
NapAllDayPartyNever
Bubblerocket
Heeeyyy ;]
WhoDidYouExpect
hey
SpringToMyWinter
Oh hi Mark.
gregscorpse
That joke TORE ME APART!
Threadnomancer
Cuz that's like your guys' thing, right?
namelessfish
Hey
turnupthesun
I've tried that with mine. He cries at the door for weeks afterwards...
0tterz
Been trying to meet you
tiduszecht
LOOK! LISTEN!
bunnyrut
heeeey
Ladymeowsalot
Meow.
yoshiien
Just be prepared to clean up hairballs
Hummingbirdbandit
Came here to say this - @OP, cats eat grass for indigestion to throw up. Be careful!
brewmasterg
Oh I’m always prepared with this one, he’s a walking hairball
LunaPolaris
Yup. When I see my cat eating grass you can set your clock by it. 15 minutes later she urks up the hairball.
yoshiien
Do they do the running hairball
kvakkerakk
https://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/heybrother-5.gif?w=650
xMOISEx
Hey back :)
Swagosauruss
Hey
7heng
wurdtoyer
Hey.
Manwithaforkintheworldofsoup
Hey
EvilKam
Hey Hey Hey!
Manwithaforkintheworldofsoup
https://youtu.be/xyjhiLm7d4I
ummjakefromstatefarm
Might have something to do with the LSD @Ronnz123 was talking about. But hey, what do I know. I'm just a poor boy
thesirincircumcised
From a poor family?
bluetintedroom
Caught in a landslide?
waltzin
No escape from reality?
TinySnek
Sodomized by a lubed up hamster?
alwaysprocrastinating
Though my story's seldom told.
kenmras
I have sqandered my resistance for a pocket full of mumbles. Such are promises?
sulfuratus
All lies and jest, still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest, mm-mm-mm, mmm mm-mm-mm.
alwaysprocrastinating
Lie-la-lie. Et cetera.
waltzin
I do declare!
sulfuratus
Wrong text, dude.