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May 19, 2016 1:37 AM
Moonempress
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gamesthatiplay
I remember my wife trying to hammer something. Too afraid to hit the nail even when I started it for her. She taps it in lightly for 10 mins
garethGod
Coincidentally these are also Trump supporters
smc1987
How did the dude solve the chip and drink issue
WompusCat
#3 Is she trying to get pet hair off her feet with a lint roller?
TennistarGalactica
Hey I'm Vince, the ShamWow guy, and I'm here to change your life...
nonickname23
Unless you're a hooker I owe money to.
Philanthropyman
Excuse me while I use a door stop to slice my bread...
geauxhoos
I'm all seriousness though, a lot of infomercials are meant for the disabled, but it's socially unacceptable to say so/directly advertise.
waspentalive
Infomercial people - If we all were as incompetent as they are the human race would have died out centuries ago.
ImguriansFillMySaltReservoir
I fucking love milk!
mijiza
I'm really clumsy, I've done a lot of these (not the cut bread with a door stop wtf). But no "As seen on TV product" could ever help me.
heybigcee
Can all those containers even fit in that cupboard?
RogueTampon
Can we be honest? With the overwhelming amount of stupid people being thrown in our face these days, people like this are real.
goofyfoot2010
Fucking infomercials
SFunke
I love how she looks at the hammer like it's the hammer that got out of hand
radialcarnivore
The hammer just has to be take down
Kosmokat16
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Kosmokat16
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tomhark
that woman falling in the shower is the funniest thing i have seen today.
ZippytheMuppetKiller
concentraaAAAAATE!
IamMeWasTaken
I love the first one. Does she really try to cut bread with a door stopper?
DoctorVanNostrand
It looks like she had a stroke. Complete body failure.
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tomhark
really, no?
sausagemaster
It's a fact that every white person houses a retarded commercial self.
Aytherestherub
These are gold
CataclysmicFate
I watched #3 for longer than I'd care to admit, trying to figure out how the hell he got it on the back of his hand...
jmzthfish
Explosive decompression?
CataclysmicFate
It's my favorite E. D.
IfYouChooseNotToDecideYouStillHaveMadeAChoice
There's got to be a better way!
JustGreg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKygju476tM
ManLonG
not since the accident
BlueSpaceLizard
I checked, there isn't. Sorry.
Dayrest
There is! Call in the next 5 minutes and for 99.95 you'll never have to struggle again!
Ketheres
Until the next commercial points out some meaningless "problem" you never even thought about and don't even need solved!
sororBudWiser
Infomercial scums!
ohhhhhbicboi
Totsmacgee
I can't stand this one!
KharnApproves
I love that she's so traumatized.
BlueSpaceLizard
Her problem is that she's in black and white, and she isn't smiling.
andymcfiggin
fucking hell Clara
thatsmyfetish69
Her face at the end, HILARIOUS
andymcfiggin
clara, ronda same difference. their both fuck ups in the end
Chryos
Seriously, that fucking doorstop. What the fuck infomercial is that? Why are they doing that?
GandalfTheCrunk
#5 is either a child who just realized they messed up or a crazy person pretending they don't understand how a hammer works.
EneZio
Was like that last did was falling into his popcorn
ImgurCelebrity
http://imgur.com/upsCAYj
AntonioStark
@sarah? Everything ok? You seem a little... frazzled.
SendNewts
Seriously, these are always dumb, but cutting bread with a wooden door wedge!? WTF!? NOBODY DOES THAT.
ThisIsGod
Well......lets agree to disagree
spookysexyskeleton
i do. what you gonna do now, huh? HUH?
Ivesaidtoomuchalready
Pity your smooshed bread, that's what I'm going to do.
Shimitzu
It was a knife sharpness comparison to a door wedge.
BlackStealth08
thatsmyfetish69
LMFAO!!
nonickname23
That's fucking epic. +1
joliesmomma
Over exaggerate much?
AntonioStark
Nah. It's just right
Hetuni
No one would lie to us to sell products, anyway!
Terraplex
thanks obama
Teddy93
I hate when that happens
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
Well that escalated quickly
Moonempress
lmfaooo
TheRagingGinger
Fucking amazing
ThisIsGod
I have this problem all the time
KitterBox
Oooh onion movie :,D
Picklz88
Oh Michael Bay, you've done it again.
Amberroni
Looks like my mix tape just dropped
ProfessorSteven
When you realize that most of the products are for disabled persons, the products and commercials make so much more sense.
ServantOfTheGodEmperorOfUsersub
Yeah.
ThisIsGod
Do you mean mentally disabled?
LurkerOfDarkness
Having watched some of the commercials: yes!
WhenItRainsItPours
The products are marketed toward whoever will buy them. Not just the disabled.
HappyPappy01
So they can actually recoup expenses. Majority were designed for the disabled, but there are not enough customers to turn profit.
EJ9utah
Do you have a drawer full of sharp knives, but prefer to cut your bread with a doorstop?
TheBigReveal
I really want to know the context of that
Nicky8
They were making the point that using a blunt knife is like cutting with a door stop.
Nicky8
Its somewhere in these videos. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jF8aArFtKPU&list=PL19DFlTh4hRukKzdaIzJ5Kg9Zw8qAh0CQ
ineedapilot
Yes, why?
AnEndlessFractal
Then boy do I have something you might over pay for
ineedapilot
You have my attention (and I'm allready holding my credit card)
AnEndlessFractal
Going to need a sin number too. Just, um, policy.