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juliorobertogal8888
You americans are crazy
Scout3277
Having lived in West Texas, I saw first hand what the culture of ignorance gets you: trash TV, 24/7, live and in person.
awholelotofnothin
"Concerned with low birth rates, American politicians have decided to use reverse psychology to increase the amount of children being born."
axetopia
Those paint skills
Lifeangel
Utah has the same law, my high school health teacher used the loophole of about answering questions to have a day we could ask her anything.
JediDavid
TheJmaN33
locknut8
Lol... Silly Texans
h0tdoglatte
exactly.
PoliteButFactualCanadian
Teen pregnancy didn't go up because of abstinence education though. It went up because educators removed a decent educational program.
GapingAnalCavity
Makes sense. What kind of deluded idiot thinks teens are in any way responsible enough to make potentially life altering decisions?
PrinceSatisfactory
I remember having this same sentiment when applying to college
TheDoood
I don't understand how people are still dying, just stop dying idiots.
Lucallia
Why do we have poor and homeless people? Why can't they just stop being poor dammit. Ruining our cities.
Munchman347
'But, we taught horny teens with raging hormones to 'Just Say No' to sex before marriage. It must be them damned Liberals...'
HitlersArtCritic
Imagine if they taught other subjects by abstinence rather than by actually teaching them.
PrinceSatisfactory
"Don't do Math." - "OK"
ForeverCheese
For a country that shoves sex in your face (in ads etc), sex ed is nearly taboo... Literally makes no sense to me.
sirbartonslady
Because you're supposed to be morally pure enough to resist all the temptations. Apparently you shouldn't need to be TAUGHT how to do that.
ssjalhazred
1 This will never get through to anyone involved in policy. They've already decided what is Moral and Correct; if it isn't working, than
ssjalhazred
2 the reason is obviously anything other than "what we know is right actually isn't."
GetAssista
Life, uh, will find a way.
Unverified
I think we should really push other contraceptives too. Condoms are good, but an implant that you don't have to take every day or
pandabuhrx3
Fun fact, I’m currently pregnant and due in 2 weeks. I had the Skyla IUD in place for 2 years when I got pregnant.
Unverified
Nothing is 100% but it's better than nothing.
Unverified
Have to put on in the heat of the moment is better
JDaveD
Condoms arent there just for pregnancy. And theres been a rise in antibiotic resistant stds. So condoms should always have a priority
Remmon1
The main advantage of condoms vs other contraceptives is that condoms help prevent STDs as well.
JimPlaysGames
In other new school shootings are up in spite of guns.
Vyrro
*gun control
PoliteButFactualCanadian
Gun control is a factor, however not the predominant factor. This is easy to observe as some states have less gun control and less events.
JamieSmyth
Since they're against sex ed and abortions...maybe all the gun violence is their way of dealing with overpopulation?
fairybug
I fully believe in teaching abstinence as part of sex ed. However, we should also teach the use of contraceptives and non-reproductive sex.
sirbartonslady
abstinence has a place in all sex ed. But when you teach it as the ONLY way to go, to horny teenagers, they're not gonna listen
fairybug
As I said, I do not support abstinence-only sex ed. But I do think of it as being as important a lesson as proper condom use.
sirbartonslady
I agree completely. Abstinence has a place, but you can't tell people to abstain completely, tell them how to be safe in many ways.
sirbartonslady
Not just condoms, though they are one of the best ways. Teach what safe sex is, which is more than just condoms.
ilgar
I used to live in Texas, here are some interesting facts;
ilgar
The police are very courteous, until they are not. Then they REALLY are not
ilgar
Even though anything to do with weed is super illegal there, it is a state with one of the highest percentages of weed smoking in US
ilgar
Texas has the least pedestrian friendly cities I've been in, conversely they have a very high rate of Drunk Driving
ilgar
The Metropolitan Areas of Texas are staunchly liberal save for an elite minority. Especially Dallas and Austin is like another world
ilgar
Majority of the people in South Texas, including the ones in the countryside. Get along well with Mexicans, (1/2)
ilgar
Even More so than the countryside in California does (1/2)
ilgar
Even though gun laws are one of most lax in all the country, (you can recently openly carry guns on campus) (1/2)
ilgar
It has a lower gun possession rate than most other Southern States
ilgar
Mostly because the Urban Areas have a low gun ownership which skews the statistics
ilgar
Topics like Evolution, and Progressive Sex Ed is taught almost exclusively in the cities, reverse in the country
llamalibrarian
San Antonio hs education here, our health class was watching "Hook" on repeat and doing worksheets. So not quite...
ilgar
In Many Charter Schools it is the reverse however as Texas gives A LOT of autonomy to Charter Schools and their syllabi
thedarkcanuck
If anybody reading this is in Ontario, Doug Ford wants to repeal sex ed. Please, do not let this fuck goof run our province
Lucallia
What the actual fuck? No don't bring that shitty mind frame into Canada kthnx. Can we also deport him into space?
PoliteButFactualCanadian
Agreed, however, the people supporting the liberal party didn't punish Wynne for all her bullshit, and now the right is mobilised and angry.
PoliteButFactualCanadian
We need people to punish their leaders for their failings, not support them blindly due to ideology (not saying you, populous as a whole).
thedarkcanuck
Agree 100%. Ontario seems to have a long history of terrible leadership no matter who gets elected. Your username checks out btw
PoliteButFactualCanadian
Thanks! Unfortunately, people don't like facts sometimes, despite how politely I try to phrase it. :D
HeresSomeMoneyGoSeeAStarWar
Sorry, babe. I was gonna pull out, but the cat knocked over the lamp in the other room and I got scared.
Crockpotseal
Honestly, I've never understood why so many guys have trouble pulling out. Never failed for me yet!
zoezoebelle
Considering it's only 40% effective against pregnancy I'm guessing you've only had sex once?
Crockpotseal
[Citation needed]
fandsor
If you'd had any sex ed, then you'd know the pullout method is also a shitty way to avoid pregnancy too. =p
xxbuttplugxx
I've been doin it for 3 years at least 2 ti.es a week and I have had no issues. Not saying it's works for everyone.. But ya.
HeresSomeMoneyGoSeeAStarWar
Did you really just really post this on an extremely stupid and immature sex joke?
LowFucntioningSociopath
They don't teach the poophole loophole??
ILovedUnicornsFirst
I laughed out loud at this. Never heard that before.
LowFucntioningSociopath
Glad I made ya chuckle!
LeadMeHome
My middle school in TN practically said sex doesn't exist, there were roughly 10-15 pregnant girls a year...
LearnSomething
Alabama. They told all the girls in my class that sex was like a treasure chest and if you have lots of partners you have nothing left to
LearnSomething
Give because you gave all your treasure away. Then they showed us graphic STD photos. That was it.
zoezoebelle
In VA they told us birth control was for whores. Guess who had 5 pregnant girls per year in MIDDLE SCHOOL.
guntech59
The real question is "Why are people looking to the school to teach things parent should be teaching?"
PrinceSatisfactory
Because half of it is biology and Brantly's parents think vaccines cause autism
guntech59
Your reply makes no sense at all.
PrinceSatisfactory
People are looking to the school to teach sex Ed because half of it is biology and the majority of parents are unqualified to teach it
guntech59
I don't think they are unqualified. Lazy, perhaps. It doesn't take long to educate yourself. The science is right here on the internet.
guntech59
It's not government business, it's family business
PrinceSatisfactory
Also, even most sex ed programs don't talk about gay sex. There's some important things to know, and not all parents are willing to teach it
PrinceSatisfactory
See idk about that. I'm in grad school learning physiology and I'm still picking stuff up. I'm not saying you can't find it all, but its 1/
gamerninja91
I actually just wrote a college paper on America's teen pregnancy rate vs The Netherlands and why theirs is the 2nd lowest in the world and
gamerninja91
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1wF_u_h5f31iwZY9cB5Va4i49fKlpH2gwPbgg7f93TsE/edit?usp=sharing]
gamerninja91
why ours is the highest. I can post a link if anyone is interested.
zephyrbell
Yes, of course we are.
NeverShaveYourDuck
No need. You're a bunch of bigoted dumbasses governed by crooks and charlatans. Case closed. Enjoy your church and STD's.
PoliteButFactualCanadian
There's a ton of things that affect teen pregnancy. Education, intelligence and poverty, are the biggest factors.
PoliteButFactualCanadian
That being said, sex education is the cheapest solution to implement in our society. The others are far more contentious.
ItsMeToddKraines
I would love to read it!
TommyWa
Uhh. I'm pretty sure ours isn't the highest in the world... Nowhere near close to the highest. Though we may be the highest first world.
gamerninja91
Yup, of the 22 countries that we have data on. We are the highest. So basically first world and those we control.
ImaSithDuh
I'd love to see the paper.
gamerninja91
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1wF_u_h5f31iwZY9cB5Va4i49fKlpH2gwPbgg7f93TsE/edit?usp=sharing]
gamerninja91
Going back and reading this. How in the world did i get an A on this? There is so much editing left to do 0_o
gamerninja91
Should work. Its not my best work and im not even willing to go and read it to see if it was the final version but i think it is. Gl.
ImaSithDuh
Thank you! *Puts on her reading glasses and gets out the heavy-duty reading liquor*
gamerninja91
I was limited on the length of the paper but basically the reason teen pregnancy is falling rapidly is the increased access of birth control
Ripley2179
I'm Australian, we started sex ed in year 3. That would have been 1993. We had an anonymous questions box that the teacher would answer (1)
CarInAVet
What age is "year 3"?
TheWiseAlaundo
As a fellow aussie i'd have been about 8 but i don't remember when they talked to us about it but i moved school a lot.
CarInAVet
8 seems a little young. We got our first talk at 12, but it was a bit briefer than the teenage classes.
pilates4hotties
Yeah, unless 8 is like "clean your gibblets, here's where babies come from and tell someone if uncle is touching you" type stuff.
Ripley2179
questions from in class. We had 1 teenage pregnancy in my whole grade in high school. (2)
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Ripley2179
I think you misunderstand. Abstinence was taught but so was birth control methods. And year 3 as in 3 years after kindergarten.
ThatGuyWhoThinksEveryoneIsAPineapple
...if you think nine year olds are having sex, you have issues.
dogbeachesarethebestbeaches
Year 3s are 9 years old.
deathbyegg
who the fuck wasn't a virgin at age 9? learn what year 3 means mate
MystiCaliKotta
He didn’t say only two people had sex, he said only one person got pregnant.
DasBeaker
Not all America is like this. I’m from California and our intro in to sex Ed was 4th grade.
Ripley2179
That's great! I think early sex ed is important for kids to understand their bodies but also that they are in charge of their own bodies.
blairmichod
#notallamerica
tyr888
pennsylvania here - we had sex ed starting in sixth grade. lookingback, it was probably really stressful for the teacher, with immature kids
Ripley2179
Stressful maybe but we can't be afraid of talking to our kids about the facts of life. That's what fucks ppl up and gives them complexes.
tyr888
that teacher ended up getting one of the students pregnant, but I believe there were only two pregnancies before we left middle school
Ripley2179
Holy shit! As in statutory rape?
ohiohobbyzooadventures
I live in Ohio. We started age appropriate sex ed in 5th grade.
DasBeaker
Yea ours was a small start at 4th and each year would progress in information. It wasn’t like “this is how you were made!” Right away lol.
Bimgler
Ohio also- Got some basic "This is how reproduction works in terms of science" in 5th. We didn't get an actual sex ed until 8th. Idk.
Magoober
I live in Texas. I find it funny we execute the mentally handicapped, yet I still see so many people..
ThatTransformersDude
Applefritterfive55
why would they execute their own kind
Malinn
I thought we just elected them *picture of Rick Perry unfurls behind her*
ClydeTheBelovedBandit
Wait u actually do that? I thought that was just a joke on TV?
Arterdras
A shame I only have but one upvote to give.
fencer1964
Capital punishment is not for population reduction, inside or outside of prisons and institutions.
Baromian
....listening to Nickleback.
livinglife9009
Tell that to my aunt and Uncle in Texas.
creegro
Aha you mean uncle brother and aunt sister
iConfirmAnythingAndEverything
Ok what's their number?
domo106
7
SneakEFoxxe
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ColonelCouch
That's not a number
Dendey
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CoeusDarksoul
Aunt & uncle as in a parent's siblings, or one sibling & married into, or both?
LeadByBadExample
Hahah haaaah.
Magoober
abcd197101
I must have missed the people being executed because they were mentally handicapped, any source?
Zokalwe
Not "because", I think the idea is that mentally handicapped people are tried and sentenced as if they were sane
abcd197101
Except, they are not. They might still die because they murdered someone, but the process to reach that goal is very different.
GrandmaSlappy
You misunderstood, what we do is give the death penalty to the mentally handicapped who have committed crimes
GrandmaSlappy
"We"
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Mimsey
Texas also closed down like 90% of its family planning centers and saw a 4-fold spike in maternity death in a matter of years.
kojenk
Thats a lot of needless deaths. Christ add up the other areas and you'll have entire hills of corpses of women who didnt have to die.
kojenk
The inherent irony of people fighting so hard to force unwanted pregnancies when the result is failed wanted pregnancies with dead mothers
Counterfit
"Nobody could have seen that coming!"
DoctorBambu
Comment of the year, I'm calling it now people.
PartTimeViking
I had to backtrack because this comment made me laugh more after a few seconds
pantzequalpooped
I read the first comment, then yours, still wasn't quite getting it. Now I am and my sides ache.
skippi99r
i read the first comment, the second comment, and yours and i still dont get it
skippi99r
i actually dont get it can someone tell me
SendMeDogs
Why is America the most disturbing country......? I swear, get it together guys
fencer1964
Well seriously, North Korea gives us a run for our money, right? And lately the Philippines has been kinda nuts too....
actualseal
Try being bombarded by our media machine from birth some time.
iampandahearmeroar
It's really not...It's just the most broadcasted(?) If that makes sense.
SendMeDogs
Yeah that’s true. But it was pretty shocking all the police with guns when I was in America
somepersondoingsomethings
We are an armed society and give police the tools to enforce the law in an armed society.
causality
If you agree with executing dangerous normal people and dangerous animals, I don't see why you'd disagree with executing handicapped people.
causality
If you don't that's valid, but if you do there's no logical basis for the handicapped exception.
Magoober
I bet you're fun at parties.
IceWeaselX
I got negged for this, but I'm saying it again. As a Texan, I tell people to "Go to Texas" when I'm annoyed. This place is full of stupid.
NightsKing
In norway, we have an expression to describe crazy places and out of control situations. That expression is texas
insegrevious
What crazy out of control situation is in Texas?
WisdomThumbs
I grew up on a farm in Texas. I could tell you ten thousand true stories of madness just from my own life. Good Texans do exist though.
ValoSaurusRex
There's not any more stupid in Texas than anywhere else. Ive lived many places, stupid is everywhere.
IceWeaselX
I've moved around a lot due to military life. Texas is worse than my previous locations.
ValoSaurusRex
Living on or near a base isnt really representative of the actual state. People act different in military towns. Ive live in a couple.
danielfrost114
Sorry, Alabama wins out
fencer1964
I agree...in TX there is the pit of idiocy, ignorance, and elected officials whose Texas-Is-Bestest pride doesn't allow them to admit error.
ValoSaurusRex
This is true. But that attitude isnt just a Texas issue. Officials everywhere seem to think they can do no wrong.
basicwhitelich
My hs switched from sex ed to abstinence class. Surprise surprise, teen pregnancy went up from 1 per year to 15 my senior year.
InsideTheForest
Actions have consequences who would have guessed?
icyanddicey
You got pregnant 15 times in your senior year? Sounds fishy
DonnieDangles87
That's a terribly small sample size.
kojenk
Its a consistant occurance in almost every area its used in. Places it sidnt ended up having outlying factors.
Sakabashira
Next up, employ chastity belts and advocate parents to require their kids to wear 'em.
Elpupperino
IHateYouAll69
Tbh, teen pregnancy sucks for some, but it is a natural age to start pooping those brats out.
ILoveDaftPunk
My school’s idea of sex Ed was teaching us about eggs, sperm, fetal development, and menstruation. Sex itself was NEVER discussed.
Thisoldmanheplaysbass
this
DannyDLC
I mean we're blaming the schools while the parents just sit there right
fencer1964
That seems like a lot, as it would be upwards of 10% of some high schools. Which school was it? TX? OK? AL? LA? MS? MO, perhaps?
L4dead2
If people want to make their lives harder, they know what they're doing. It's on them
Shoutrr
damn videogames
MericanNightmare
HungryPumpkn
It's all that damn "Grand Auto Theft" ruining our kids.
Thalarctos
*Grand Thrift Auto
Quizz25S
And all the Marajuanahs. Don't forget the Devil's Lettuce.
ForeveraKritik
It's funny because people actually say this...
MericanNightmare
People have been saying it for thirty years. It's always been fucking dead wrong. Of course Trump would resurrect this dumbass idea.
Shoutrr
don't forget the role playing games.
mirrelle
I have to wonder what the parents are doing too :/ I assume just as dumb
drcube2000
If they don't know how it works by high school. The school isn't the only one at fault.
drcube2000
Jesus Christ, that punctuation. Sorry.
Lucallia
... why would they regress ...
Barbarian90001
Yet @OP and @drkracken are still Virgins? Cool Story Bro.
FakeNewsCanBeFun
Abstinence isn't taught very well. Sex is not trivial; nor is your sexual history because it impacts who you become the younger you start.
FakeNewsCanBeFun
*the younger you are, the bigger the impact. And we all know this.
Xalaqia
I'll fix that for ya: Abstinence-only education doesn't work very well. Comprehensive sex-ed helps you make better choices.
FakeNewsCanBeFun
Sex-ed is proven to do one thing better than abstinence, and one thing only -- prevent pregnancy and the spread of disease.
WTexasStoner
15 pregnancies? That girl must have been BUSY!
peruvianfightingmidgets
In the one year too!
27yoUGLYvirgin
I really want to know what the responsible management people are saying about this? Is there a statement?
Cheomesh
Do...parents not have The Talk at home? I mean definitely teach it in school but damn son.
rooik14
Parents in districts that do abstinence-only largely do abstinence-only as well.
Cheomesh
Ah jeeze :/
rooik14
Yeah welcome to the Bible Belt. The reason the state does it is that's what a lot of that population wants despite its ineffectiveness.
Mormole
When I was three my parents got me a childrens' book about it. I knew about sex before I could read and write.
Cheomesh
I was like...11, maybe. Got a textbook.
Mormole
I guess that eleven is a reasonable age too though. Got to say that I didn't really need that information between 3 and 11.
AnythingMuchShorter
It's almost as if creatures that reproduce by sex don't need to be instructed in how it works to figure it out.
Goronhead
Abstinence class? What does that even involve? "don't rub your bits together ever. End of class."
VenserArtifice
Imagine that, but a 100 woird essay made by taking your statement and using a thesaurus as much as you can, with fearmongering thrown in.
lochnessm0nster
Thats basically sex ed in texas
Kasador
They showed us pictures of diseased genitals and said condoms don’t work so don’t have sex until you are married
CorrectMostOfTheTime
TIL marriage stops STDs
Goronhead
Oh, so just straight up lying to your impressionable teenage minds. Well done.
Kasador
Basically, I remember the teacher asked us if we would get on a plane if it had a 20% chance of crashing. Some murmured no, he said so why
Kasador
Use condoms if they have a 20% chance of failing
CoBr2
Yeah, kids in my class walked out thinking condoms were a waste of money. Still gonna have sex, but condoms clearly worthless.
NotMyUsualOnlineName
Yep. If you're in the Bible Belt, add in some "Jesus will be very disappointed in you, and you might go to Hell."
donkeymoney
Thats how sarah palins daughter had a couple kids
Cantalk
Also, "Every time you have sex, you give away part of your soul."
Xevtes
That's how Horcruxes work, but with sex instead of murder
NuVanDibe
Oh my God I hated that part. They had a volunteer girl hold a paper heart and tear it in half and give half to one boy, then another, etc
ultravioletultraviolence
Euro question here; what places are included in the Bible belt?
NotMyUsualOnlineName
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c2/BibleBelt.png
NotTheSharpestSpoonInTheDrawer
That doesn't look anything like a belt. It looks more like a cold sore
NotMyUsualOnlineName
Also the whole "The only 100% guaranteed way not to get pregnant or catch a disease is to not have sex." thing, which isn't completely true.
xlr82xs
But it does make a lot of Bible belt girls try anal. If that changes your opinion. Or soaking I guess.
Cheomesh
Well, if you have 0 sex, you have 0% chance to get pregnant/impregnate someone.
Trondason
While, I wouldn't say 0% chance. There's always freak accidents and random mutations.
ShoulderDeepInACow
True cause in the bible Mary got pregnant despite not having sex. So therefore abstinence is not 100% effective. #im2smart
DefinitelyNotAHornySkeleton
#facts
sangatster
Nailed it
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hsiehXD
^ignorance: exhibit A
InspectorGoole
Sex ed gave us information on how to get birthcontrol and handed out free condoms as well as teaching how to put them on, even in the dark.
InspectorGoole
Pretty handy if you ask me, i had no idea that i could get 2 types of coil, implant etc at age 14, and especially didn't know where to go.
Omegarighteous
Taught me how to put a condom on, I bet you if you didn’t know you’d do it wrong, I mean your parents didn’t know, look you’re here
ipheltabubi
Sorry, we can't have sex because Ms. Kirbopple didn't show me how to put a condom on a banana.....
theGabatron
It helps teach kids how you could end up pregnant if you don’t take the measures against it (condoms, birth control pills) Don’t be dumb.
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DisgruntledFerret
Assumptions make an ass out of you and mptions. Kids are dumb, not all of them got The Talk, and learning by doing causes pregnancies.
FungusForge
You'd be surprised. There's adults who don't understand this shit.
Siannodel
You say that like that’s all you need to know about birth control. 15% still get pregnant using a condom. That’s a lot.
theGabatron
You seem really angry and touchy about the subject. You ok?
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AIComments
They joined more than a year ago. Commenting on this post is literally the only thing visible in their account.
illegalacorn
knowing that condoms exist is different from taking a sex ed class
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nopantsallowedinmyhouse
Like in ours we learned how to put condoms on correctly, you know how many kids knew how when we started? None. Had some had sex? Yes...
drakewarnock
They know what condoms are, but without education people believe stupid shit like "you don't need condoms, just douche with diet coke!"
zoomer296
Do it at night while the sperms are ass leap.