MaisieWilliamsisbae
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Sep 23, 2016 12:16 AM
MaisieWilliamsisbae
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sidewaymonkey
I got all excited because she's definitely in chicago. Then I saw she was 19. I'm 30 and that feels creepy
XxOnlinedudexX
I'd call her bluff no one who knows how to skate will skate openly in flip flops
ProfessorPritt
Just sad really.
jesusisherelookbusy
Good luck.
IHaveATacoBellSign
Is no one getting the family guy reference here?
bananeflambee
Good luck
Wanzerm23
Saw the exact same bio on a different girl.
lindabelchersfirstcousin
God bless all the Julies of the world.
ICallDibbs65
sureasyourebornyourenevergoingtoseenounicorn
I bet it's a dude catfishing everyone!!
djkolmar
I actually know her, she was in my rhet class at u of I
HerpestonMcDerping
Dat username.
dogsarecooltoo
UIUC represen... oh shit nevermind.
GirlInTheGreenDress
Are people like this for real though?
BubblegumRhino
I swiped right. But all I get is stories about same bitch named Charlotte
jmag48
That's an upswipe for me
jbutler48
I live in Champaign, will update when I find her
Requests
same
MaisieWilliamsisbae
I live in jank ass danville :p
leoswife746
Chambanavoy represent!
Floopthwpig
Upvote Chicago Lakefront
LurkerSpines
jmayDET
Save your words and just write SLUT next time
donotingest
neat username
kerrigan778
Not all heroes wear capes
discclaimer
this sounds like a guaranteed good time
Rinstajams
I could get behind that
megandives
Kinda lame.
gaara87
You are now Taken
2sday
SWIPE RIGHT!
ManicDepressiveMuffin
Id call her bluff
MaisieWilliamsisbae
I superliked so we will see. I'm not cute but her standards seem low...
FrozenFoodGuy
Normaly i don't dot.. But i would love to hear the follow up of this if you meet her
MaisieWilliamsisbae
No meet. We didn't match.. :[
FrozenFoodGuy
Sorry to hear that. She seemed like a cool girl!
demonhawk
Can we talk about those awful shoes tho?
FigWigMinion
Who does she think she is longboarding in Birkenstocks?
wolfking97
More like Birkenstops amirite?
xninex
It's fucking bullshit all I had when I was single was MySpace
Hipcatjack
I laughed so hard at this. Try getting out of college in 2004. Young enough to know all about the verging new thing called "social media"1/2
Hipcatjack
But too old& set in your dating ways to take advantage of it.we had to go to bars..with no cell phones to get a date. Talk about different2/
kidswat
Anyone can be single if you try
Kirchmeister
I've been trying for the past 3 years! Have I won, yet?
FlatPlutoSociety
You also had real life.
theyar
Lucky. All I had was school and bars and such.
NZSheeps
Don't forget the walls of public toilets.
MVPMostValuablePizzaeater
Met my gf that way, nice lady. Definitely a fun time as the wall described.
m4uboy
very long sexual career...19 years old...helllooo daddy issues.
idontwanttodealwithyourshit
Ummmm no just because I like sex and have a lot of it doesn't mean I have issues - 19 years old, female, tired of guys like you
Geo80
Or maybe she's a normal human being and enjoys sex.
SidneyHarbor
Probably one of the bazillion tinder spam/scam accounts.
juantiaspice
If guys have a long sexual career starting in their teens, do they have mommy issues?
spacemany0
Yes.
TeenageMutantNinjaAbortedFetuses
So excited for her to be making her debut on brazzers soon.
sagelobu
hello idgaf. *swipes right*
nijlonkai
Judgey much? Slut shaming is bad mmkay.
m4uboy
you all do realize that it's impossible for a 19 year old to have a VERY LONG sexual career, right? it's a fucking joke.
m4uboy
I'm all for everyone boning as much as they want.
armeggedonCounselor
If she's been sexually active since 14, that's over a quarter of her life.
SniperWolf2454
I don't care.. she's awesome.. I would fuck her anytime!
NGC5189
I think this is more of an exaggeration to fit the "Taken" quote.
m4uboy
ya think?
LiveBackwards1911
Ehhh, you can never be too sure.
headbrah
Welcome to 2016 where the avg girl has 12+ partners by 18
schmitty675
Hmm... My university statistics say 8% of all students below the age of 22 are 5+ partners. Not specific to my school
OblivionsBloodhound
And the average guy has like 24....
OblivionsBloodhound
Oops forgot imgur was full of virgins ????
ilovecrazydogs
I had 1 by 18. And he's my hubby!
buttcrackula
I had one by the age of 19. And it was so bad I didn't do it again for another two years.
ilovecrazydogs
That's rough :( I waited till after marriage so thankfully it wasn't awful..
armeggedonCounselor
Is that a problem?
headbrah
Nope, just know what ride you're buying a ticket to.
ChronoTimer
Do explain.
juantiaspice
Do you think men need to have a warning label if they too have had many partners?
BedsideTiger
Red flag alert right there
BedsideTiger
And I don't mean the band
pnero000
That sounds more like a green flag
Kirchmeister
There are two kinds of people in the world.... I don't think either of you would turn them away either.
XFMR
That's the flag that tells you you're gonna get laid right?
YouAreMyFetish
It's definitely NOT the white flag.
XFMR
That's the one that says they're a submissive in bondage sex right?