FecesMongler
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Dec 8, 2017 7:26 AM
FecesMongler
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mauritiusvier7
Shit post.
schleimkeim
i had pebble poop when I was on H
Kalabatos
I know my shit
stupidquestionguy
What happens if you have soft blob poop for too long?
GordonRamseysMidgetPornDouble
I often shit after meals. Good to know its not uncommon
HobosDickCheese
What about when you poop in a portapotty and your poo kamikazes the water causing the blue goo to kiss your booty hole? Can you get AIDS?
Rarzwon
Welp, never eating soft serve ice cream again...
thequeenishome
My naturopath says they should be like soft bananas.
frglquinn9
In Ireland a black poop just means you were swamping pints of Guinness the night before????
Sintanan
Suffering yellow type 6 yesterday and tonight. Not gonna lie, that egg nog was worth it (always been sold out the last two years)
Sintanan
Additional fun fact: I end up with blue type 7 whenever I eat Lucky Charms, be it one handful or a bowl. I miss Lucky Charms... :(
PapaTimDankopus
Well shit.
Captainbetray
jonbenwaa
Was a risky click
AlfredBe
I would be most concerned to find one of my children with it counter sunk on one end.
LittlestG
Where is that guy that keeps monthly records of all his poops?
Tamuka
Always consider what you ate the day before. E.g red poop possibly beet root.
jeangaijin
Yes! Some people do not process the substance that makes beets red, and it colors our urine as well as poop. Very scary the first time!
repoocelad
Shikaka!
GrammarAndPunctuationNazi
Username and post on point!
wmn1
Read this while pooping, thank you @FecesMongler
thatjewishgirl
What about "ghost poop"? You know, you felt it leave, you heard it hit the water, you turn around to look, and it's gone!
gaggmaggot
fun fact # 47.. why are turds tapered at the end? so your asshole won`t slam shut
abacab87
Okay, but it doesn't tell you what to do to fix it if it's coming out wrong.
mcintireswing
Was it really necessary to include the bit about soft-serve ice cream?
righttitmcgee
But what if this is mine? Then what?!
definitelynotawolf
Lay off the PF Chang’s
BklynPunisher
Then pat yourself on the back, that’s something to be proud of.
GetlnLoserWereGonnaOffendEveryone
I’d read it all but I really don’t give a shit.
Sinus23
Then keep it! ;)
GetlnLoserWereGonnaOffendEveryone
italyball
After eating a cake with a certain blue due, my poop will be green instead of blue.
ToasterDent
Hmm, maybe the yellow fats from the cake are combining with the blue dye to make green.
Chuislean
As an IBS sufferer, it's all of these every day. It's a rollercoaster but not a fun one, let me ouuuuut
PaulSmackageFromGrapevineTexas
Mine is rock hard and red white and blue with fireworks and guns like any real Americans should be
nerdinc
Im pooping right now
dweadpiewitwobbits
Don't forget to weigh it
EndersGameofThrones
Me too!!!
danheretic
Obviously, you're on imgur
Britboy
Me too!
therandombagofmeat
Why does it float sometimes?
ShelbyTheDESTROYER
Air bubbles trapped inside :)
StarryKitten
Too much fat in the diet
AreThoseMyPants
Variable density.
DamnAutocorrelation
Diameter of a banana? That's pretty thick...
dweadpiewitwobbits
Bananas are commonly used in poopology:
inevergetjokes
ThePerfectTemperatureForHeresy
That's quitter talk
ToasterDent
What size banana? I'll need piece of shit for size comparison.
Assklowne
Banana for scale?
DamnAutocorrelation
Poo for scale.
ilovemypiratedog
And then you get thinking, hmm maybe a dick could fit in there.
Rapturr
DamnAutocorrelation
SamaelTheVenomOfGod
Now your mind is tainted. The next time you go take a shit, you're going to see the turd and think "That's how big a dick I could take."
DamnAutocorrelation
auserwithaname
Oh it could. Approved by gay guys everywhere!
officialvadgebadge
And woman who like it that sort of thing.
NatsukiIsMyWaifu
Then you remember you are a straight male and then start to think if you would like butt stuff.
RandyMarshThoughtThisWasAmerica
And then you try it, like it, and am like, am I gay now?
NatsukiIsMyWaifu
Then you ask your SO and she tells you that you may just like the prostate stimulation. Then you think "Yeah, I like this."
RandyMarshThoughtThisWasAmerica
Or your SO says, "I knew you were gay! Only gay men enjoy anal stimulation." And then she tells your friends how you confessed to being gay.