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*angry fungus intensifies*
Daxidol
Dax isn't trans, Dax was actually a male as Curzon and a Female as Jadzia/Ezri etc, only using relevant pronouns. Source: I am Dax :^)
JckCrw
Last one in #1 is called the fastball special. Funny thing is, i thought they were talking about Collosus at first.
JruqsJr
Totes aristotle
endersjeesh
#25
?noredirect
BrokenMegaman
Fuck. That title. I +1 for that alone.
Bigcurly2000
#1 But HOW does he carry the elephant? By one of it's legs? On it's back? On a pallet? We need to know, the logistics are important!
YouThinkThatsBad
#38 glad to know Jenna is crying cause it’s so funny but don’t know why Jenna doesn’t know why she’s crying
Knilore
Only took 4 imgur self refreshes to read this dump. I wish I could use imgur mobile again but I guess not
BahamutBBob
The orc rogue. Did anyone else do the Dark Brotherhood in Oblivion?
KaminoNeko
ABluntForce
Oooooh, I see it! I see what they did there! *dabs into traffic*
Susurus
#10 Choppas mostly.
RedBlueGreenRedBlueGreen
That Arthur one is fantastic.
ODSTsRule
TheBlueMuppet
Sisko still called her "old man" the whole series, so...
GeraldWithTheFingerNails
In response to the title. Most definitely.
temujin9
Autocorrekt
And thirty two cents
somethingnotyettaken
#3 In this damn day and age, that basically still requires being a millionaire if you live in a city :p
Amwaysalesdept
Last one: "Ain't this some shit" also acceptable: "This motherfucker right here"
Bystandr
+1 for "One Giant-Sized Shit Bitch Bear"
rbudrick
Quality dump. I had to hand my phone to my husband multiple times to show him memes
zatoichi007
TheGroke
Vaya. . .con Dios!
Halzjones
I thought #9 said widow maker and automatically assumed it was a fleshlight...
ABluntForce
Well you're not wrong.
LoopStricken
You got the joke at least.
shiyal
LoopStricken
And I took the road less travelled.
shiyal
Good morning preacher.
landcfan
#14 Whenever I see that on a bumper sticker I think, "It's WHOM!"
OGchumbles
okay but this is bothering me, why would the floor crack if peter drops his backpack on the groud? whats in it, a fuckin truck?
Crowlands
A backpack usually has more surface area than a foot, how are his feet not doing similar damage?
OGchumbles
or what is he yeetin that shit in to the ground at mach speed or what?
LoopStricken
He can lift 10 tons so maybe.
VidiVeniThenSheLeft
Sure but the backpack can't
LoopStricken
Maybe if it's made of his webbing.
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
#1 who is peter?
FragPenguin
Parker, you egg
ABluntForce
WHAT is Robin?
5crimmybingus
hey Beter
jimmythehat1
Why is Peter?
SirHarryBlackstoneCopperfieldDresdenKnightoftheWinterCourt
Dust in the wind
rbudrick
Jesus' #1 nizzle, homes.
goflyblind
bartdaSmasher
Peter from deadpool 2
DarkMaster98
Peter Pan I think
Minaeitea
Peter Parker i assume
restos
Petedoit
It is I.
SlightlyRelatedToThePost
Aleesun
Don't do this to me
TomDikenhari
Not quite sure, but I hear he's a pumpkin eater.
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
What the FUCK is a "yeets"??
konelhft
The opposite of "kobes"
BrontTheGoodBoy
"Yeet" is an expression paired with a throw of extreme distance and strength, as opposed to the precise and accurate "Kobe" throw.
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
Ah.
Yinyang107
I think it's Gen Z for "throw" but like, a fastball kind of throw
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
In that context, I suppose so...
republicofme
Spiderman. Peter Parker.
BrontTheGoodBoy
Spider-Man is Peter Parker's made-up name, like Dr. Strange.
IwentLookingForWhatTheBiggestIdiotHasToSayAndHereYouAre
ohhhh. I thought it was peter quill and was super confused.
pokebug666
Since post title mentions God, my first thought was of Saint Peter. Kept wondering who Tony was.
IwentLookingForWhatTheBiggestIdiotHasToSayAndHereYouAre
that was my second thought.
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
Spider-Man* It matters to me, okay? :'(
HerrBisch
"It's The Human Spider"
BrontTheGoodBoy
HerrBisch
"There's an ant-man AND a spider-man?"
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
I see. I was not aware that he could lift 10 ton.
dwilson0725
Right?
BrokeMyFunnyBone
He can actually lift 25 now, but Iron man and the hulk can lift way more than that.
SomeDetroitGuy
At one point in the comics, he was explicitly the 4th strongest hero behind Hulk, Thor, and Thing. In the movies, he's stupidly strong.
Shewy92
The Tony part should have clued in people who've watched any MCU movie
ferafish
He gets a spider's proportional strength too. Spider can lift 170x it's own body weight, so spider man can too, which comes out to ~10 tons.
Tunisia
Which is not how muscles work at all, but sure, comics.
ElynaerDeiros
That's probably the most believable of his powers too.
HerrBisch
I mean, that's not how spider bites (radioactive or otherwise) work either...