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I tried to get images i havnt seen before so sorry if you've seen them :D
redhaireddrumer
Is that a maltease?
ItsNotAPhaseDAD
I rate it a 5/7
MattBruce
I feel like I've reached the bottom of Mariana's Trench for fucks sake.
NotRick
My God! It just keeps going!
HeadlessBodyOfSpiroAgnew
I still don't know what the three dolphin text message means.
syrelle
https://youtu.be/f4V4ygek10Y
SunsetDelightOnNearColdNight
i hd something to do, i had a life to live, why are you doing this to me??? yea i'm bluffing...
panzersharkcat
The snake one is bullshit.
shiftyginger
Oh lord I made it
shinyRK9
Andygray383
I honestly hate that snake one, my girlfriends mum tried to warn me against getting a snake with this story. Only takes a second 1/2
Andygray383
2/2 to see its absolute bullshit.
GanethLeydotArt
Happy Christmas one is just dumb... They're English; that's what they say.
goodtobeme
Shouldn't it then be TELETUMMIES?
MadStach
Fuck, 167 more, I'm out.
torpedotor
I downvote any album over 20. Personal policy.
DoorbyTheHouseShelf
I just spent the last hour ish reading them, I feel like there could have been better spent time.
TitaniumMonkeyBalls
Literally, fuck; like seriously dude? No, stop.
WhatsTheMatterOtter
I hope Putin doesn't kill you.
Ghostwish
Some of these are so pixaleted that I can't read them. My heart goes out to all you poor bastards on mobile.
RoundThreeFIGHT
*squinting intensifies*
Ghostwish
"Am I blind? .. No. It's the image. The image is bad."
mamadoom
I seriously thought I needed a new glasses prescription because my phone was up to my nose and I still couldn't read some of them.
Iiar
It was funny at first then went to total shit 4/10
RoundThreeFIGHT
YouCatfish
That honestly took me an hour to read all of these.
jwan
This post is so long that it reposts itself in itself.
JacobJenkins003
Praying for tiffany.. :D
punxsutawneyphyllis
Dunes8
usernumber84
Did you mean "read this" or "read this"?
IAlwaysUpvoteHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy
These things will be the reason of my death one day. I'll choke to death during school trying to not laugh out loud.
shknark
I still don't get the three dolphin one
JonathanHoag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4V4ygek10Y
LetsWatchCartoons
WHAT ARE THE 3 DOLPHINS???
coffee99bean
i need to know
Wander1236
Yes, what!?
OPsafaggot
That where censored by random sounds and one of them was a dolphin sound 2/2
Sehnsuchts
In SpongeBob they use dolphin noises to bleep out curse words
dotmpeg
How the flip are you.
ImNotOriginalEnoughToComeUpWithAGoodName
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4V4ygek10Y
UselessAsFuckMadoka
Remeber that one episode of spongebob where the swears were bleeped out with dolphin noises? Yeah, that's what it's supposed to be
turtleboop
Commenting for answer
OPsafaggot
It's a reference to a SpongeBob episode where they learnt how to talk fancy or something like that but they where actually swear words 1/2
brossentia
I'm dolphinitely interested in the answer.
OPsafaggot
It's a reference to a SpongeBob episode where they learnt how to talk fancy or something like that but they where actually swear words 1/2
kgirl924
THANK YOU. HOLY COW I COULDN'T FIGURE THAT OUT.
kgirl924
THANK YOU. HOLY COW I COULDN'T FIGURE THAT OUT.
drbuttler
Accidentally tapped the title on the app and got sent back to the top halfway through #FirstWorldProblems
whatlikeinthebackofavolkswagon
Maltesers are just Whoppers and I hate Whoppers.
Magpiebones
They are large fish?
lovinglife
Same! HOWEVER I do like off brand malt balls
DaddysHome
like.. whoppers from burger king?
whatlikeinthebackofavolkswagon
Malted milk balls.
AccordMoanEye
This is so wrong. Whoppers are not even close to Maltesers.
bananaranch
Poly juice potion one: it only changes your physical appearance not internal organs.
Sonofasonofasailor
#14 really bothers me. Why did someone have to go collect the snake if she brought it in to the vet? It was right there!
Notaclue
2 questions. Wtf is up with the how the 3 dolphins are you? And what the fuck are the other 8 things I may have done in my life?
poplin1234
It's when they swear in spongebob it does a dolphin noise
Notaclue
Thank you
IDidntThinkAboutThis
#1 that's a Soviet rifle, you're expelled!
Haxbrygd
Likely a Chinese rifle. The bayonet is a dead giveaway. My bet is Norinco. Soviet design, but Chinese made.
FlippyFloppies
Looks just like the two Mosin Nagants I own, honestly.
Haxbrygd
I can most certainly tell you it looks nothing like my 1931 Tula. Or any other Mosin, for that matter.
IDidntThinkAboutThis
Or Yugoslavian, or Russian, or Vietnamese, etc.
Haxbrygd
False. Yugos/Russians have completely different bayonets. They're bladed as opposed to looking like a plus sign.
Haxbrygd
Yugos also have grenade launcher sights on them.