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Edit: holy shit, second time on fp. Sadly, this is the best thing to happen to me this month. Thanks guys! I accept warhammer memes, nsfw stuff, and nudes.
Nov 12, 2017 3:27 PM
Arterdras
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1776
63
Edit: holy shit, second time on fp. Sadly, this is the best thing to happen to me this month. Thanks guys! I accept warhammer memes, nsfw stuff, and nudes.
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MackenzieBowen
So we’re still raggin on EA huh?
wemustfindthelight
Had someone yell at me- their insurance policy cancelled after they didn't pay the premium after receiving 3 mailers, 2 calls, 4 emails.
killerqueen
Your coupon has been expired for two months. Sorry I couldn't accept it. Also, fuck you
IronicUsername
"I'll buy from one of your competitors!" Good, let them deal with you.
mwppmarauders
I would give them directions to our competitor.
AgentHomo
I work at a customer service desk at a grocery store, this is my every day.
FlibbertyJibbet
"You could use some training!" Oh please, a day away from the shop floor. Please encourage my manager!
Drives11
I had a customer say he's never coming back when I told him it would take a few minutes to sell him concessions because I was in the (1/2)
Drives11
middle of closing today's deposit (can't open a register for tomorrow until today's deposit is counted and closed.) (2/2)
Thetownbirdlady
Then the next day you see them come in lol...Oh the grin I give them
SexDrugsBirdsandRocknRoll
This one lady was being a HUGE dick to me, saying she'll never come back blah blah blah. Forgot her phone there and sent in her kid xD
bigpenisesaremessy
My personal internal reaction is Bobby Hill saying “...Okay.”
josieexplosion
I had a customer ask me if I would accept their concealed weapons permit as ID.
TheRickestofMortys
I feel like that's happened to me and I didn't take it. My state doesn't have photos on those.
keedr
Reminds me of all the drug seekers that come into the ER. Except they come back constantly. "Drugs".
snaek
As airport security I had the pleasure of telling people to enjoy their next 7-day boat trip across the Atlantic when they pulled this shit
BecauseIAmAPervert
EI Q
lonestarr357
Too many times I was Wonka when I had an obnoxious customer.
31indy
People suck idd.
LannistersSendTheirRetards
Someone at Jimmy Johns said they were never coming back because it's a stupid store for not having pizza and soup
Snoopi252
Prioritys
thewhifflingtit
Wow.
BipolarsaurusRx
What if they thought you were Papa Johns?
WodenEmrys
Both of the top comments are along the same lines. Do these people also not shop at Ikea bc they won't serve them dinner like a restaurant?
Arracor
Did the Lannisters send them?
IATTM
saucymd
Same thing workers at Sears USED to say.
rocketturttle
sears workers were poorly trained and poorly managed. "Here's an ad. Your company. Put in the paper. Yesterday."
rocketturttle
"yes, go ahead and call your boss's boss to check. I'll wait here for half an hour with a line of people behind me"
tcc3
Sears collapsed because they failed to predict the coming online shopping revolution. i doubt anyone at the shop level really contributed.
ADapperDanMan
I worked at a liquor store and people would say that to me all the time at the drive thru and I'd just say "ok" and shut the window
clem2270
and people bitch about guns, etc. and drive thru liqour stores are ok? WTF.
IongtimeIurker
Most staff in larger stores don't care if you shop there or not. Doesn't affect them. But if you're not an ass people are happy to help.
cellpunk
I literally go out of my way to help nice people and punish assholes. Trust me, in retail a nice demeanor goes a long fucking way.
SexDrugsBirdsandRocknRoll
One of my fav things when people are being assholes is to just be uncrackably nice back to them. Fuckin throws them off
mwppmarauders
Right. I used to work in a big home improvement store. My response was I get paid hourly whether they're here or not.
VoxVendetta
I often prefer people who don't shop where I work. One less human to put up with.
SexDrugsBirdsandRocknRoll
Those types of people tend to be raging cunts in the store anyways, go bother someone else, asshole