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Stage 1: Wait by door
Stage 2: Hold door open
Stage 3: Make humans weep
Nov 3, 2015 1:04 PM
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sharon838
Cutest cat ever
Elroydb
My cat watches me out the window. Not because she misses me. It's because I'm doing something without her permission
electricmind
That is some gorgeous cat,
orangemarmaladesky
I'm sorry I can't come to work today. My cat NEEDS ME!
salamishit
Tell us how the outside is
NeverAngel
o.o --> 0.0 --> O.O
hiphoptherobot
You win imgur. I've always hated cats, but you finally broke me. This is the cutest most wonderful creature ever.
Dunes8
Could be worse. You could be the guy from Silent Hill 4.
NuggetFucker3000
Quit your job you monster
SquidSex
My cat would follow me to the grocery store down the street and just sit outside waiting for me. I was shocked the first time I noticed.
HunterThompsonsentmehere
Good night, sweet prince
probablyyourteacher
You know what's unfair? I'm single. I'm an expat with a short term visa. So I CAN'T EVEN GRADUATE TO CAT LADY ANY TIME SOON!
governmentgavemeagun
Volunteer with a shelter as a temporary foster carer for a kitty?
MandMEnterprises
Step 4: rip the apartment to shreds while they're gone.
FlareonTheFalseProphet
you go back and cuddle that kitty right now! T-T
longlivecats
EVERYTIME I LEAVE THE HOUSE. EVEN IF I STARE FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE GLASS DOOR. My cat acts like I've returned from war when I walk in
Nuckfugget
I like how the cat doesn't break eye contact like "listen here you little shit, you ain't going anywhere.
Danceswithmoonmoon
"Don't let the door hit you" -cat
ChaosLierLen637
Except most cats would mean that sarcastically...
Danceswithmoonmoon
It was said sarcastically
ImOnlyHereForPuns
You better bring back toys
SynNergy
"...toys I'll never play with."
jesklash
I do bring him toys pretty often, haha, can't say no to this guy.
TVpresspass
I travel for work, and whenever I'm gone for more than a week I always bring back toys for the cat. My GF is getting a little jealous.
Broadway2
Y U do dis?
corrija
:(
actsofawesome
THIS. THIS makes me happy.
belowthefold
Give him a friend. I'm being serious
d3rian
I like how the eyes get successively more intense in each picture.
IWatchYouFap
"Wait. Is this about the pillow? I can change. Please. Wait.
ManInTheBox21
" <---- *endquote* i got you homie
bunnko
My heart is broken.
qatersaghira
Aw this is so cute :'(
JadeNB1729
Less cute when you see the user name.
Blackjesusfan
That's easy. Just blow in her face. Cats hate hot breath
thisiskissel
...and water. Squirt gun?
Blackjesusfan
Water is more only scary to my adopted cat. My stray cat is not phased :3
thehighestwalls
False. My cat does the open mouth sniff at my breath whether I've just brushed my teeth, drank liquor or eaten something delicious. Haha.
Blackjesusfan
Hm maybe if you act like you were playing a trumpet. My cats like to sniff but if its a continuous stream they get annoyed
Somanyquestions
I'd be so scared to close the door on his/her paw everytime I leave :(
raosion
Took the words out of my angry mouth.
NextStopAfterNeptune
That's the whole point. If the face doesn't do it, the paw being there will. You don't get to leave now, human.
MrMooseanator
I have a bay window, my dog runs to it when I leave the house and gives me such sad eyes, I always feel terrible about it.
evil66gurl
So glad I work from home. When I go in my office my dogs give me sad eyes. But I take 'play with the dog' breaks every 2 hours.
MrMooseanator
That sounds amazing.
evil66gurl
It really is & I feel very fortunate.
MrMooseanator
You should for sure!
TheGingerBeardedBiologist
Where are my testicles, Summer?
olivegalia
Do you see this is a cat and not a dog, as shown in the episode?
404GravitassNotFound
Reddit OP's balls of brass were melted down into door fixtures
IAmAPandaButt
At ryans house seth
StefanThePanda
Hahahahahaha!
supermassivesnootboop
Based on the username, I volunteer to help you locate them, ;)
TheMadMason
I had to explain why I lol'd to coworkers, thanks.
Palmermcd
Pfft. You can't control me with a haircut.
belselk77
I'm Mr buldops
unknovvnMike
hartmonica
SNUFFLES WAS MY SLAVE NAME
Krympehl
They have been removed, where have they gone?
raptorheyzues
Bad human, bad.
consiglierej
Oh, wow. That's an intense line of questioning, Snuffles...
ixxiJoEixxi
My name is not snuffles, that was my slave name.
Abyssion88
It is Snowball now.
Winnipegjets
I havent seen that captain America reference photo for a while, I was expecting to see it here but nope,just like the testicles, its missing
JustTheTipPlz
I see what you did there +1
Abbyfix
Wow. That's an intense line of questions
captain0marvel
@theGingerBeardedBiologist I found them but it's not pretty
Gink0
Kintama!! Wait, shit...
TheGingerBeardedBiologist
I have no idea what's going on but it looks interesting to say the least.
Cogflak
Yeah. This is quite interesting
situnderthesun
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lettucerejoiceinthenameofscience
if you don't click on it it says "besbicles"
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AuroraNora33
I approve of you
AuroraNora33
I approve of you
Aelinsaar
Oh man, I'd be crying so hard.
Vectorman2
Why? I'm pretty sure the cat didn't die or have his face cut off by the door closing.
ugIypanda
what kind of pansy crying over cats "looking" sad downvoted this?
Aelinsaar
Take a deep breath cupcake, we all get how tough you are. Now wipe off the cheetos dust.
ugIypanda
it's tough to not cry over normal looking cats? ok hun
Aelinsaar
lol
Vectorman2
Imgur is very bipolar with what is considered funny and what goes too far.
DrWhoodles
I started giving my cats treats in another room before leaving. Now one of them won't eat that treat at all, even if I'm not leaving.
governmentgavemeagun
Tastes like abandonment :~(
JoiTurman
Mine can't wait for the treat. They gather once I pick up my bag by me once I pick up my purse.
mandynator
Treat of neglect
heltersk3lter
That's so sad
BaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaBATMAN
It probably thinks eating the treat makes you disappear.
Nikolai5
That's so sad :(
brodenf
Is that why there's always vomit when I come home?
elduquedelaspasas
Cats are easily stressed so probably. Even rearranging the furniture can make them moody.
Dommichu
Yep. YOU NEVER want to do that to a dog. No special leaving ritual. They will FREAK every time the ritual starts.
CheesePataflafla
Depends on the dogs, mine can't wait to see me go because it means treats occasionally
Kat1898
Trust me, my dog will eat no matter what. He's a glutton is what I'm trying to say.
atsomepointidid
I wish my dog will eat more heartily. He is very picky and will not eat if he doesn't like his food.
dm6776
My dog had this problem until he realized he was gloomy to starve if he didn't eat the food I bought him. Shit was expensive gourmet dog foo
Kat1898
My dog was like this untill he turned 3. It was also the time we neutered him, although idk if that's related.