Cute... I'd have stood on it, raised up one arm with a clenched fist in a typical superhero pose and shouted something like "to infinity and beyond" or "I must go, my people need me"... Clearly I need to work on better lines in case I ever come across those things again... I'm pretty sure there are a couple in NYC I can practice on... Feel free throw out suggestions...
Megh... you can do that anywhere... there's loads of stuff like mailboxes and waste bins that you can do that on... as long as you shout "I AM THE PUMPKIN KING!!" when you do it...
Notice the couple of blocks(those round things ya know, is there a specific name for them?) on each side of her ? if the pattern is right, she's got one of those in her ass. I guess it's an add for lube.
ede77222
There’s some good clean fun 🤪
CitrusyGarlic
WITH SOMEBODY WHO LOVES ME
chd7hubx8m11666
I have seen movies that start like this.
PineappleLoopsBroether
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duffman3335
My cynical ass waiting for her to lean back too far and wreck her medulla.
TheobromineAddict
Where is this party corner?
68mano
I hope she doesn't sneeze or hiccup. She'll be stuck for a while till they get help.
69Voltage
Big black rod…..rear…..somethin’ somethin’
Eucrow
Girls just wanna have fun!
theyallwenttoMexico
Party's been moved to the streets. woohoo.
RunawaySpoons
Good core strength to keep balanced on that as it rose!
tentacularfleshscape
Yeah that's solid balance, idk if I could have done the same
Colopty
Paige realising she's out of practice.
dtcb131415
oooh I want to bounce dem jugs with my pneumatic column!
AreYouSureAboutThat
http://www.verbicidemagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/dock.jpg
MissDeeMeanor
When MILFs Gather, Next on Oprah.
DrankTooMuchMead
Now she is the Pixar lamp.
Theslipofashipcansinkalip
Vlad the Impaler approves.
tymonaSmasher
Paige Yes
Davedavedavedavedave
She had a twin as well
kaijuuGold
she aint scard of no bollard dildo
UnsweetenedAlmond
This is Liverpool
supervillin
ClutterMonkey
When the white zinfandel kicks in at 4pm on a Tuesday.
BdrLen
I was thinking mimosas but you're probably right.
PhillyPhlash
Aperol Spritz or Espresso Martini's as well!!
brujo123
indubitably
Toqom
The lady in light blue is holding the lady's drink, anazing
JonnyTightlips
The older I get the more I understand starting drinking earlier.
Kbantar
With my chronic anxiety and the way the world is going, I'd be at risk of alcoholism... if it wasn't so expensive and nasty tasting. lol
MasterMookie
I like the taste hate the loss of control. Thankfully I am a kind drunk that loves everyone. Still don't drink though. Use wine in cooking though.
CallMeMcGyver
Cute... I'd have stood on it, raised up one arm with a clenched fist in a typical superhero pose and shouted something like "to infinity and beyond" or "I must go, my people need me"... Clearly I need to work on better lines in case I ever come across those things again... I'm pretty sure there are a couple in NYC I can practice on... Feel free throw out suggestions...
NightOwlRally
"Scottie, one to beam aboard."
LilSloppy
End of Vesey Street near the Irish Famine Memorial. I feel like the security guard there would look the other way.
vibur
“Yes! I finally got a raise!”
ClutterMonkey
I like “Stand back, I’m unprofessional.” before I do dumb physical comedy stuff.
eetsumkaus
I would have pulled down my pants...
CallMeMcGyver
Megh... you can do that anywhere... there's loads of stuff like mailboxes and waste bins that you can do that on... as long as you shout "I AM THE PUMPKIN KING!!" when you do it...
bod9001
"I must go, My people need me"
eetsumkaus
WoeToHice
ihugpeople
Its flared at the base, it is reasonably safe?
o0Tektite0o
Im just surprised that it didnt dissapear
Uptoo11ven
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Righteousdew
Disappear.
Flageek
Shame on you, but would have been cool
Skuggen
jojosburritoadvantages
What
Jyx123
"Lubricant for the most demanding"
armandraynal
Notice the couple of blocks(those round things ya know, is there a specific name for them?) on each side of her ? if the pattern is right, she's got one of those in her ass. I guess it's an add for lube.
NeuralBurden
I French they are called "dicks"
SalmonTheWise
Apparently they are called bollards in English. And if there is pair of them right next to each other they're bitts.