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Sep 9, 2016 6:14 PM
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driftinginspace
I'm guilty of having a fosters... And Mississippi mud, the Black and Tan in a dark bottle so it's pointless to make it a Black and Tan. Geez
TheSevenDeadlySins
Work in a bar. At the end of the night sometimes high life or pbr is what I want.
BESTtaylorINAUSTRALIA
You want tooenjoy beer, have quality, you wanna get drunk, drink horsepiss
FreshWater13
beer is gross anyway. actually alcohol is gross.
Aldryic
I prefer the bars where when you walk up to someone holding a fukkin wineglass questioning their drink you take a fist in the mouth.
bond100
Last line straight out from behind a dumpster
TommyRottn
Check out that url
DorcusAurelius
There's a reason we export Foster's to America. It's fucking disgusting and no one here drinks it.
azazyel
My favorite beer = Free Beer. My 2nd favorite beer = Cold Beer.
ThatGuyYouMetOnTheBus
I enjoy microbrews and weird niche beers, but I also enjoy a Miller once in a while. I appreciate beer. Except Busch, Busch can suck a butt.
PeterNormal
Any sensible person drinks from most expensive to cheapest... taste the price, feel the economy.
ifartedwhilewatchingyourdog
What did I do?
MeAnd2Bs
tl;dw
excepttheoneswhoaredead
That's definitely an emerging thing on this site
morvix
Way too much reading. Up vote. Next.
dizuckai
this is so funny lol
Cousinkyle
ALL BEERS MATTER!!!
iggyface
There is a time and a place for all beers. Cheeky few down the pub? Fancy craft ale. Messy night? Cheap shit you wont taste soon anyway.
MostlyIntoxicated
Stop hop blocking me Bro.
excepttheoneswhoaredead
Best pun for this skit
GilderoyPopDropNLockart
I'm going to assume I don't have a refined palate because anytime I try a "good" beer they always taste awful...give me a Bud any day.
fluffeenickel
I'm a beer snob until I get a few. Then, paying a ton of money for good beer I can't even taste just seems like a waste.
mizcs
ahhh, back when CollegeHumor was actually good
ryanando69
I'm an Australian. What does fosters taste like?
surrealizations
Since I have been living in Colorado, I feel Mike's struggles
RedBeardedBastard
Blue Moon is my go to
lifeisapicnic
This is only 9 years long and is still a commercial
Wuuppa
Imma favourite this and unlike it because I am maybe half way through and drunk and don't know if I like it.
ButterfaceTaintClown
Do they even know?
TheMershedPerderder
*Collegehumor skit
lifeisapicnic
Collegehumor skits can still be commercials
WarfritLive
These days it's basically all they are
ZackCypret
That man looks like jack black during 34% of this video
TonyStarkTheKingOfTheNorth
it's not
PrematureDeepStrike
Which is confirmed by the remaining 66% where doesn't look like Jack Black.
ZackCypret
Ahh the answer to the question I didn't ask.
TonyStarkTheKingOfTheNorth
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bensiskointhehouse
Jon Gabrus
DukeOfChutney608
beer snobs are the worst snobs
BiteTheHandsThatThieve
All "snobs" are the worst. You can enjoy craft beer without being a dick to other people.
iggyface
Wine snobs make me laugh when they 'test' screw top wines to see if they're corked.
OlivePowerRanger
Whoa whoa whoa, im not a beer snob if anything im showing them the light of a good beer. It stopped when they drank my shit first.
FrustratedBluffing
Lol dude you're a massive beer snob
MajorPenguin
Nah. Hipsters.
thelizardking24
Seriously, sometimes I just want to drink for cheap.
HarryHamwallet
so fucking true
jsktrogdor
People pretending that eating Taco Bell every day is just as good as eating Kobe beef filet mignon because "it's subjective" are the worst.
goldensky
Horse people are the worst snobs.
TywinStannister
"Stop enjoying the things you like and drink this organic moose piss instead!"
excepttheoneswhoaredead
But like, I bet it was from a SHINY moose
LavaAxe
No they're not, movie and music snobs are way worse.
GetSchwifty
Videogame and weed snobs are WAAAAY worse. If you dont smoke fire your trash.
PleaseDontRespondToMySarcasticCommentsWithASeriousReply
*Cough* Videogame snobs *cough*
ITRonin
MechaNinja
I prefer gaming on PC to consoles but MAN the PC Master Race are a bunch of animals.
AdmiralButtStuff
As uppity as I can get about beer my favorite one is still free and my second favorite is cold.
Oddiun
Much the same but more a fan of chilled rather than ice cold (if it's a nice one) if not... Fuck it free wins every time
AdmiralButtStuff
Depends on the beer, but yeah.
flyntgunderson
This guy .... This guy gets it
BiteTheHandsThatThieve
Same for me with #3 being a lot.
CrimsonFuckr
Unless its out of date. I had some fucker try and pull this shit on me that was six months past expiration.
okthenwellilljustbeoverhere
Wise man.
WatcheroftheWays
Sounds about right
SwaghettiYologneseWithMemeballs
That's what everyone says until they're given warm foster's.
AdmiralButtStuff
I said beer.
RoFloDoHo
I think classic lager is best chilled. But I think something like a stout or a porter is best at room temperature. Fuck me right!
AdmiralButtStuff
Not at all. Drink them how you want, though I think stouts and porters are supposed to be chilled too (not as much as a lager mind you).
RoFloDoHo
Pretty much what I said
LavaAxe
I have never met beer snobs who'd give someone shit for drinking a cheap macrobrew. And I know quite a few beer snobs.
triflersNeedNot
My husband and I are huge beer snobs. We only give shit to other huge beer snobs when they go slumming, never normal people.
cuzitsthere
My favorite is when I say Budweiser is gross and people call me a beer snob. I'm not. I just hate Budweiser.
azazyel
I have a few times. Mostly along the lines of "How can you drink that crap?"
TheWoodsman42
I'm guilty of saying that to people, but only people that I know know how to drink better.
Lobsterwaffle
My brother in law was one, converted my brother into one. They're not awful, partly because they've given up on getting me to drink ANY beer
LavaAxe
One of the worst snobs I know is actually not a beer snob but a whiskey snob who only drinks cider. He audibly scoffs whenever somebody
LavaAxe
a beer in his viscinity.
LavaAxe
He only drinks cider in addition to snobbing about whiskey.
equityforpunks
Beer is a beer, be it good or not so good. More seriously, after 4 or so pints the drinking has nothing to do with quality, just quantity.
NotSoAngryGuy
When someone mentions they like Heineken I am obligated to quote this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snhiofL2Rh4
LavaAxe
That's some quality shit!