Behold My Powers!

Mar 1, 2018 1:26 PM

AinzN

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FP Edit! Thanks everyone! Made it a rather interesting birthday! <3

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 4

damn it! I was so close. had my first sexing a week before i hit 30 :( Wish i'd of known

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The Empire's college of magic applauds you, Supreme Patriarch. Fight ferociously and praise Sigma.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Let's see a pic. I'll do you.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Do you not have $20?

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

28, most likely will become one myself. But I guess that's my decision, I got a job, a car, I say I am like a 6/10 tops; 1/2 its just

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I don't see to have that lust/drive to ball every dame I see, I can take or leave procreation.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Then where the eff are my wizard powers!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

remember to clean under your wizards sleeve....

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

C'mon, people. That's really funny!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mmm virgin nerds...

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

Girl don't you going playing with us like that.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

See everyone forgets the terms and conditions, you can't have orgasmed before you're 30 to become a wizard. That means no masturbation too

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Does this mean, all these catholic priests are actually wizards? That sure explains the robes...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I feel like my username is relevant here.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

5 months away myself. cant wait to part of the brotherhood.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If I would have known that I wouldn't have lost my virginity, wizardly powers are so much better than on bragging rights

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Like a bag of sand, bro...

8 years ago | Likes 138 Dislikes 3

Have you ever felt a titty before?

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

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8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Just do what I do and fill the void of loneliness with delicious food and beer.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

i don't drink and am already far too much fat.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is it different for a girl?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

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8 years ago (deleted Mar 1, 2018 8:46 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Cats show up at your door.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Familiars. It is called familiars with witches

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure there are no girls over 18+ that fit this description.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Me ????

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a 30 y/o guy, sorry, but it doesn't works.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Maybe you just haven't found the magic words yet

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Are you a virgin because you don't want sex, or because you've been really bad at attracting another person?

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

yes

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Jeez guys, just wow. I get that you don't want a druggie, but you gotta be more chill with a little alcohol.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

yes

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

yes

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Yes

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Damn, I thought you had gotten your letter. Still waiitng for my Owl.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've been a wizard for 11 years. The powers do nothing but help you stay a wizard.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Fuck... bang my gf... please

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You'd really help a wizard like that? A hero to wizards

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ofc

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did you put on your robe and wizard hat?

8 years ago | Likes 140 Dislikes 1

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8 years ago (deleted Apr 15, 2018 2:14 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

and level 100 Chicken of the Infinite

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

ThIs. This is how you ERP

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

... I HAD FORGOTTEN ALL ABOUT THIS. THANK YOU.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm so surprised someone else has read this! I thought I was the only one!

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

Never forget bloodninja

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

So what can you cast?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Zone of Disgust, affects any female within it's area of effect.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Spell of Rejection

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Self satisfaction aura

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

does it work as a repellant or does it give you its powers? cause i probably need that.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

what's the sauce of the anime?

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Boku wa Tomodachi ga Sukunai

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or you could just say Haganai like a normal person.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Neat

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hate the virgin shaming culture in the US. As if having standards and self restraint is something to be ashamed of? (no, I'm not fat/ugly)

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

In the US? Is there a country where it ISN'T a thing?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

that's implying the problem is about having standards or self restraint, and not about being able to attract who we love.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

(note: "we" being virgin people)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As others here have pointed out, anyone with $50 and no self respect can get laid. It's hardly something to be proud of.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What kind of standards do you have?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Standards are fantastic, but are they realistic standards? Or is this just an excuse for why you aren’t getting laid? Genuinely interested.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It depends on your area/country. My standards are low compared to Asian countries, but impossible to Californian norms.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's hard to answer without offending half the people here.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Pm me... I wanna know:)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, I have no interest in casual sex with people I hardly know, or people who do. Same for romantic relationships, as I like commitment.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wouldn't go as far as to say I'm a "wait till marriage" kind of guy, more "wait till you know they're the one", Which no one does anymore

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lol gotta get out there and get to know em... and hey there's nothing wrong with liking commitment... but you gotta take a little risk

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sex isn’t everything

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 5

well i mean, before sex you gotta have a girlfriend and i always took for granted that most wizards when saying "virgin" they mean having a

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

a gf, not just not having been able to have a sexual intercourse... if not, then i guess i'll become dumbledore.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It is something, though.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The social pressure (and the sex drive itself, to a degree) can literally drive you mad, though.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

but it relaxes...?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ITS EVERYTHING

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That this was downvoted shows for some people it is.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Maybe, but, some ppl prolly thought I was some kind of justice whatever. I’m being genuine here. Sex is nice, but it’s not everything.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It really irritates me when people feel attacked when they get told this.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It’s okay :p You learn a lot from ppl when they express themselves. As I heard from the ghetto one time “it b like that” lmao

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

lol^^.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Which is very sad

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Yeah in this week alone I heard this from my coworkers ´ A man isn't right if he doesn't have a women ´ and ´ Who doesn't want sex ? ´ 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

things like these are the reason why they are just coworkers for me and not friends. 2/2

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Tbh, “Who doesn’t want sex?” Is a fair question. You get all kinds of answers and some are interesting if legitimate.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sure I admit it can be fair question because most people are interested in it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Here, dude. Take this for what it is (advice from an internet stranger). Join a group. Preferably one that does some good in this f-ed up1/2

8 years ago | Likes 725 Dislikes 12

Confidence goes a long way.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

This guy, out making the world a better place one reply at a time.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yep, only new friends I've made in years I met at an improv course. None of them will fuck me but it does work for meeting people.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Role Model

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So, like... how bout an orgy group?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Yes, what he said +1

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Met my boyfriend in a ping-pong league, it's all too true.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

He’s not wrong. I fell for my dude among a sea of geeky nerd dorks. Took some time, but his face gave me butterflies after a while.

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

Lol gold

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean, yeah, but there's nothing wrong with being alone. Some people just aren't the right fit for relationships. Sure people can make 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

changes to themselves and become someone who fits, but it's not essential to being a good person & living a good life. Single =/= lonely.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Like 0.00001% of the population might not suffer from the affects of isolation but let's not confuse complacency with healthy.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

well you can still have friends and just not date

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

world, but French Learners or Donut Eaters clubs would be fine too. If you are both passionate about the club's purpose, you automatically

8 years ago | Likes 467 Dislikes 7

Nooooo not French ! French sucks it's hard and it's ugly - source : it's my first language

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Difficile d'accord, mais laid...

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

C'est subjectif mais franchement je trouve ça moche.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

J'ai plus de souvenirs que si j'avais mille ans...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This sounds nice, but I'd probably end up doing whatever it is by myself rather than making friends. Being social doesn't come naturally 1/

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

To me and making friends has always been impossible. throwing away my free time to go to a place with people i've just met can't be the 2/

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

only way to make friends can it? I've always thought that other, braver, people will approach me first, but it hasn't happened yet. 3/

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

What I'm trying to ask is: do I need to do something and risk forcing it, or do I wait for someone else and risk nothing happening? 4/4

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

have something in common. And, here is the kicker; people get better looking everyone you see them. Over time people get used to your face

8 years ago | Likes 443 Dislikes 4

I feel like you’re implying it’s because he’s ugly.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

and become endeared to it. I look like my face was on fire and someone put it out with a pitchfork. My wife is gorgeous. She went for

8 years ago | Likes 421 Dislikes 8

me because I was the Group Leader on an Engineers Without Borders trip. We were providing water to school kids. It was shooting fish in a

8 years ago | Likes 409 Dislikes 5

barrel. Don't walk in the first meeting and start slinging game. Go to the meetings. Be nice. Let people get to know you over time. You will

8 years ago | Likes 408 Dislikes 4