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FP Edit! Thanks everyone! Made it a rather interesting birthday! <3
Mar 1, 2018 1:26 PM
AinzN
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FP Edit! Thanks everyone! Made it a rather interesting birthday! <3
Moonhoof
CatsAreOurGods
http://pa1.narvii.com/6559/50c3ec486ff63840fb5e462bc5f21d099ea51e62_hq.gif
Dreyzzyn
damn it! I was so close. had my first sexing a week before i hit 30 :( Wish i'd of known
ProphetChuck
The Empire's college of magic applauds you, Supreme Patriarch. Fight ferociously and praise Sigma.
raggamuffin132
Let's see a pic. I'll do you.
d0wnvotefairy
Do you not have $20?
TheDetox
28, most likely will become one myself. But I guess that's my decision, I got a job, a car, I say I am like a 6/10 tops; 1/2 its just
TheDetox
I don't see to have that lust/drive to ball every dame I see, I can take or leave procreation.
lDanielHolm
Then where the eff are my wizard powers!
bawdeepinsheep
remember to clean under your wizards sleeve....
saganworshipper
C'mon, people. That's really funny!
IWouldDoThings
Mmm virgin nerds...
Fyba
Girl don't you going playing with us like that.
Davedavedavedavedave
MinnesotaTom
See everyone forgets the terms and conditions, you can't have orgasmed before you're 30 to become a wizard. That means no masturbation too
manulofdoom
Does this mean, all these catholic priests are actually wizards? That sure explains the robes...
paupaulol
AmAWizard
I feel like my username is relevant here.
swanton141
5 months away myself. cant wait to part of the brotherhood.
RichardGrey
If I would have known that I wouldn't have lost my virginity, wizardly powers are so much better than on bragging rights
Science4SteakSauce
Like a bag of sand, bro...
BenWyattCalzoneKingandIceTownClown
Have you ever felt a titty before?
IKnowAllTheLyricsToTheSimpsonsThemeSong
Tortfeas0r
fatguyinnalittlecoat
Just do what I do and fill the void of loneliness with delicious food and beer.
KjTheLightning
i don't drink and am already far too much fat.
Jenngirl
Is it different for a girl?
[deleted]
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ButtsMcGee86
Cats show up at your door.
peachesforme
Familiars. It is called familiars with witches
gunter
Pretty sure there are no girls over 18+ that fit this description.
Jenngirl
Me ????
ugn1
As a 30 y/o guy, sorry, but it doesn't works.
Fyba
Maybe you just haven't found the magic words yet
trikucian
Are you a virgin because you don't want sex, or because you've been really bad at attracting another person?
Sean5
yes
trikucian
Jeez guys, just wow. I get that you don't want a druggie, but you gotta be more chill with a little alcohol.
Kaktus9
yes
landforgottenbygod
yes
Cherray611
Yes
SendSurprisesToMyInbox
Damn, I thought you had gotten your letter. Still waiitng for my Owl.
Frizoggy
I've been a wizard for 11 years. The powers do nothing but help you stay a wizard.
ShamanShacker
Fuck... bang my gf... please
Nilhlis
You'd really help a wizard like that? A hero to wizards
ShamanShacker
Ofc
magicbryanconnolly
Did you put on your robe and wizard hat?
[deleted]
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Alfadorfox
and level 100 Chicken of the Infinite
OedipusTRex
Regibazookista
Elminst
Tortfeas0r
ThIs. This is how you ERP
Rossovich
... I HAD FORGOTTEN ALL ABOUT THIS. THANK YOU.
PowerfulCommunist4
I'm so surprised someone else has read this! I thought I was the only one!
xmalakian
Never forget bloodninja
Reorder
So what can you cast?
manulofdoom
Zone of Disgust, affects any female within it's area of effect.
Sjg437
Spell of Rejection
IHuggedaCorgiToday
Self satisfaction aura
KjTheLightning
does it work as a repellant or does it give you its powers? cause i probably need that.
TuboThePanda
what's the sauce of the anime?
slendersnipes
.
EntOnFire87
.
EddieLizard
.
xSquirrelly
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haganai
TomSparky
.
Sooven
Boku wa Tomodachi ga Sukunai
ColonyOfBirchmen
.
ABillionDucks
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Limroto
.
MoistMan1243
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Merlinsmeow
.
jayfrostie
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Jbaryla
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Bearinspace
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xSquirrelly
Or you could just say Haganai like a normal person.
CreativityIsForDweebs
.
TuboThePanda
Neat
somedickheadthatsnotoringinal
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tootiredtofindagoodnickname
.
trigungrave
I hate the virgin shaming culture in the US. As if having standards and self restraint is something to be ashamed of? (no, I'm not fat/ugly)
manulofdoom
In the US? Is there a country where it ISN'T a thing?
KjTheLightning
that's implying the problem is about having standards or self restraint, and not about being able to attract who we love.
KjTheLightning
(note: "we" being virgin people)
trigungrave
As others here have pointed out, anyone with $50 and no self respect can get laid. It's hardly something to be proud of.
supdab
What kind of standards do you have?
Shikariii
Standards are fantastic, but are they realistic standards? Or is this just an excuse for why you aren’t getting laid? Genuinely interested.
trigungrave
It depends on your area/country. My standards are low compared to Asian countries, but impossible to Californian norms.
trigungrave
That's hard to answer without offending half the people here.
marcusscruggs1035
Pm me... I wanna know:)
trigungrave
Well, I have no interest in casual sex with people I hardly know, or people who do. Same for romantic relationships, as I like commitment.
trigungrave
I wouldn't go as far as to say I'm a "wait till marriage" kind of guy, more "wait till you know they're the one", Which no one does anymore
marcusscruggs1035
Lol gotta get out there and get to know em... and hey there's nothing wrong with liking commitment... but you gotta take a little risk
InboxPuppies
Sex isn’t everything
KjTheLightning
well i mean, before sex you gotta have a girlfriend and i always took for granted that most wizards when saying "virgin" they mean having a
KjTheLightning
a gf, not just not having been able to have a sexual intercourse... if not, then i guess i'll become dumbledore.
norwegiansilverfox
It is something, though.
manulofdoom
The social pressure (and the sex drive itself, to a degree) can literally drive you mad, though.
Phischstaebchen
but it relaxes...?
ShamanShacker
ITS EVERYTHING
InboxPuppies
AroAce
That this was downvoted shows for some people it is.
InboxPuppies
Maybe, but, some ppl prolly thought I was some kind of justice whatever. I’m being genuine here. Sex is nice, but it’s not everything.
AroAce
It really irritates me when people feel attacked when they get told this.
InboxPuppies
It’s okay :p You learn a lot from ppl when they express themselves. As I heard from the ghetto one time “it b like that” lmao
AroAce
lol^^.
snewsh
Which is very sad
AroAce
Yeah in this week alone I heard this from my coworkers ´ A man isn't right if he doesn't have a women ´ and ´ Who doesn't want sex ? ´ 1/2
AroAce
things like these are the reason why they are just coworkers for me and not friends. 2/2
InboxPuppies
Tbh, “Who doesn’t want sex?” Is a fair question. You get all kinds of answers and some are interesting if legitimate.
AroAce
Sure I admit it can be fair question because most people are interested in it.
peterbozeman
Here, dude. Take this for what it is (advice from an internet stranger). Join a group. Preferably one that does some good in this f-ed up1/2
peaceloveandgraffiti
Confidence goes a long way.
EnterTheMongoose
This guy, out making the world a better place one reply at a time.
paigezero
Yep, only new friends I've made in years I met at an improv course. None of them will fuck me but it does work for meeting people.
GingerList
Role Model
IronMagnus
So, like... how bout an orgy group?
Lexx78
Yes, what he said +1
Updoototters
Met my boyfriend in a ping-pong league, it's all too true.
angrymoustacheseals
He’s not wrong. I fell for my dude among a sea of geeky nerd dorks. Took some time, but his face gave me butterflies after a while.
pigs3different1s
Lol gold
SmellyPotatoMan
I mean, yeah, but there's nothing wrong with being alone. Some people just aren't the right fit for relationships. Sure people can make 1/2
SmellyPotatoMan
changes to themselves and become someone who fits, but it's not essential to being a good person & living a good life. Single =/= lonely.
MynameisnotBillMurry
Like 0.00001% of the population might not suffer from the affects of isolation but let's not confuse complacency with healthy.
Yavin1v
well you can still have friends and just not date
peterbozeman
world, but French Learners or Donut Eaters clubs would be fine too. If you are both passionate about the club's purpose, you automatically
EdibleLiquid
Nooooo not French ! French sucks it's hard and it's ugly - source : it's my first language
hobospacegandalf
Difficile d'accord, mais laid...
EdibleLiquid
C'est subjectif mais franchement je trouve ça moche.
hobospacegandalf
J'ai plus de souvenirs que si j'avais mille ans...
Valfheim
This sounds nice, but I'd probably end up doing whatever it is by myself rather than making friends. Being social doesn't come naturally 1/
Valfheim
To me and making friends has always been impossible. throwing away my free time to go to a place with people i've just met can't be the 2/
Valfheim
only way to make friends can it? I've always thought that other, braver, people will approach me first, but it hasn't happened yet. 3/
Valfheim
What I'm trying to ask is: do I need to do something and risk forcing it, or do I wait for someone else and risk nothing happening? 4/4
peterbozeman
have something in common. And, here is the kicker; people get better looking everyone you see them. Over time people get used to your face
donutjudgeme
I feel like you’re implying it’s because he’s ugly.
peterbozeman
and become endeared to it. I look like my face was on fire and someone put it out with a pitchfork. My wife is gorgeous. She went for
peterbozeman
me because I was the Group Leader on an Engineers Without Borders trip. We were providing water to school kids. It was shooting fish in a
peterbozeman
barrel. Don't walk in the first meeting and start slinging game. Go to the meetings. Be nice. Let people get to know you over time. You will