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Apr 27, 2016 12:05 PM
Dellis026
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Grizzlydave
Yes.
Ds2k7
Roses are red, they'll get you laid, poems work too, if some sense is made
bootninja
last line should read, "Burma Shave"
Birdcloak
This made me laugh more than I think it should have... xD
ambush416
Is that Shakespeare
Tryskel
Fuck you too, Not Dave
BurnItWithFire
This has been crazy butchered when I saw it, it was a tattoo
davesrandomstuff
wearetheoriginofspecies
My fav....orite
EatUrShorts
Wow those rhymes, Dave much smart, very talented minds, produce such art, and though my mind is blown, by the talent of the dave (1/2)
EatUrShorts
I pissed in my lawn, for my name is doge, not microwave (2/2)
reiseri
i just met you, and this is crazy, i have tourettes, cunt bitch gravy
DAMMITSTOPSTEALINGMYFAVORITEUSERNAMES
I just saw this in a Dysfunctional Veterans comment war a few hours ago!
kingcharleslemon
It's snowing on Mt. Fuji
ExperimentKraj
Daves, report in!
Dellis026
Daves not here man
ExperimentKraj
I'VE BEEN HERE THIS WHOLE TIME.
BaseplateUsername
It is snowing on Mt. Fuji
MizKriss
Don't be so foolish / I don't know what to put here / Banana pancake
ExpectTheUnexpectedSpectacle
Refrigerator. Anti-Refrigerator. Refrigerator.
Halloweiner
This is so fucking cringey wtf
ProbablyDrunkAgain
But it rhymes though, so +1
katalavenoligoellenika
Would have been better with Moon Moon.
brandonleecool
If you eat enough butter you can have a heart attack
Blasthole
It's snowing on Mt. Fuji
BilldeGrasseHawkingTheArchaeologist
I can't argue this. You're a dog anyway. How should I expect you to understand precedents set by an inferior species such as mine?
MrOblivious
Don't let your meems be jreems.
zazackz
At least it rhymes
Donnicton
Roses are red, my name is not dave. Don't forget to buy your Burma Shave.
FilthyRedmond
Its snowing on mt. Fuji
1even7een
Igetthatreference.jpeg
FilthyRedmond
http://imgur.com/W1NGuO9 :P
Number34
much joke. very good.
EatUrShorts
The downvote fairies are angry today :V
Number34
What the...
planckstorch
Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.
somethingsomethingpmmenudes
Haikus have five / syllables then seven, then / six. Or not.
Xneose
Fun fact: the first or last line of a haiku can be refrigerator because it is a five syllable word
Harvestkitten
Some folks prefer pie/But some people prefer cake/I ask-why not both?
dickable
For easy haiku/Focus on the first two lines/Then say some nonsense
MrButternubs13
It's snowing on Mount Fuji
h2094
blainetog
In English, Haiku form is much more lax than just 5-7-5, but it needs to be a brief juxtaposition with a nature reference. Sorry, pet peeve.
planckstorch
I'm a linguist, love poetry, and completely agree. Do this: imagine there are two words with similar meaning, but separate. Keeps me sane.
blainetog
The lies we tell ourselves. *nods in understanding*
planckstorch
*hugs for comfort*
IguanaSoup
For those who don't know, this hilarious Haiku T and many others, is available at Threadless.com.
Mikoolaid
Lol I was trying to read that as a haiku, and was thinking mannnnn s/he's bad at this.
IguanaSoup
Haiku is my bitch, fool I will tell you right now, so you know next time. Hahaha
Mikoolaid
Theeeeeere it is!
mirdreams
I have this t-shirt.
DH11
I too have this shirt / not really but it fit well / marshmallow walrus
Combatmatt
I enjoy your comment / something special about it / illuminati
DH11
Thank you very much / I enjoy random praises / cthulu beer nuts
chuckfranck
Dave's not here.
FormalShorts
Adio02
I too understand this reference.
WithNothingBetterToDo
man
BilldeGrasseHawkingTheArchaeologist
Bruh. Is this where this came from? We've been using this at my work for the past 11 years
Guanjyn
It's a famous Cheech and Chong sketch
BilldeGrasseHawkingTheArchaeologist
I've never really seen them lol but that makes a lot of sense. Thanks for clearing that up for me :)
MarquisDeLard
I want to speak to Dave!
slack3rdav3
Yo.
chuckfranck
Dave?
MarquisDeLard
You're my wife now Dave :-)
honkaholic
*Hides Dave nametag*
MarquisDeLard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2F4ZWTjwTU