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TheEvenPrez
You don't seem to understand. Earth isn't yours to conquer
Profozpin
He'll use combustible lemons
yourbassist
He knew how to get gains because he's seen a thing or two.
Turdnuggetswithfries
JJ Simmons as master Roshi
ExecutiveProducerWolfDyck
I'll do Spiderman myself.
LivesInThe90s
Was also in Portal 2 as announcer guy.
TheVampireDante
*Cave Johnson. The founder and owner of Aperture Science, the company that ran the portal experiments.
ShennanigansAplenty
Bring me pictures of J.K. Simmons!
ThatGuyFromJustSouthOfTheMiddleOfNowhere
Also the most buff yellow M&M
RobJenkins
Lampmonster
"I guess we learned not to do it again, whatever the fuck "it" was."
Ilikecreativepeople
Not my tempo!!!!
servingmytimeinusersub
To me, first and foremost, he will always be cave Johnson.
certainlynotaserialkiller
ThisGuyPostingThings
Aw, the next season of Counterpoint's gonna be so great, we'll see him just bodying people...wait, what do you mean there won't be a 3rd?
OzRockabella
Still hurts, man
duktayp
He was the Colonel (YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH) in the stage version of 'a few good men' https://www.avclub.com/j-k-simmons-1798224702
WinstonSmith101
Wait, what?
Lassannn
OliverClothesoff70
J. Jonah Gymnasium!
JustBoone
Oh shit JJ is actually Omniman!
Sensiblyinteresting
Omniman also looks like him
technicallyadog
isthisusernametakenquestionmark
Master Roshi?
Omnimorph2112
Terrific actor
georgedragonslayer
J. Jonah Jameson is a national treasure. I guess JK Simmons is O.K. to.
Beastialitykilledthecat
Slap some shades on master roshi here.
Problemwoodchuck
Snooj
I watch this scene (last scene of Whiplash) a lot. Sometimes just to cheer up, sometimes to start my run. It's great.
NotCreativeEnoughToThinkOfSomethingOriginal
Used to do the same. Must've seen it 100s of times.
Lunchbox1988
I would love to see an alternate universe where JJ hunts spiders man
TwoSpeedTony
Mikeiller
https://imgur.com/o5FGD78
technicallyadog
deetatron
TheLesserOfTwoWeevils
It's Gym Gordan
Hashbrown123
At least it isn't Gym Jordan.
DrSchlepenstein
JK looks like he is about to start a Santa look a like Fight Club.
Mikeiller
I'd watch a movie about that
LullabyJones
Okay I want a hallmark movie where JK Simmons is a super hot Santa and I marry him and have his gorgeous and talented holiday babies.
NotTinyPancakes
id watch that..a d few tuiems
Snooj
Sounds less like you want to watch a movie and more like you want to fuck JK Simmons several times, which is completely understandable.
DidItForScience
Hmmmm... I suspect that you may be more than just a casual fan of Mr. Simmons.
lovingspace
"Stock-her", coming to you Xmas 2022, starring Lullaby Jones as "Ba Tsok Razy" and JJ Simmons as himself.
SebastianCrab
He'll burn your house down, with lemons!
certainlynotaserialkiller
funkystay
Burning people! He's says what we're all thinking!
ISeeAlmostEverything
JK Simmons is awesome :)
NorthmanoftheNorth
I don't understand the joke, but Simmons is awesome!
TK421isAFK
Tobias Beecher didn't think so.
thedudeman519
Chet? Fuck that guy lol
SneakerPumpernickel
Night sky and counterpart are the best things I've watched this year
Saxytimes
I LOVED night sky. Hoping for the next season
RevRagnarok
WhisperingJeffGoldblum
secretdpp
Loved him in this. It saddens me him and OG Iroh never got to banter
photog
Keep running shit bird
ilhares
I can hear it in my head, but I can't place the movie title.
photog
Hes says this in Palm Springs
ThisIsGerbilReportingLiveFromRichardGeresAss
Watch out Beecher!
shadowfulcrum
My wife and I finished Oz yesterday, great show!
Betterbecauseofthem
His character on Oz was such an a**hole that I dislike the actor
ChristosMylordos
For me Schillinger was one of those characters that you love to hate
Atwthepig
Yeah. But the scene where he’s wrestling Chris Maloney to the point they are wrestling nude. That awakened me.
thedudeman519
My mom REALLY liked that scene
MaybeIllDisappear
That's a reason to like the actor! If you can play a character that people despise, you are doing it right.
Betterbecauseofthem
Sometimes easier said than done
theshinobi23
2 words: King Joffrey
Lampmonster
And Gleeson based his Joff largely on Phoenix as Commodus in Gladiator, another great asshole.
theshinobi23
Great movie. Great antagonist. Did not know about the connection, but now that you've said that, I can kinda see it.
theshinobi23
See also: Dolores Umbridge
MaybeIllDisappear
My wife does a Dolores Umbridge cosplay that is disturbingly hot...
ToSisPoS
Kai Wynn
plainoldfool
Shillinger was my introduction to JK Simmons. It took finding out that he was the voice of the Yellow M&M to view him other than a Nazi (1)
plainoldfool
monster.
NelsonbNelson
He's the yellow one? I thought they were both Billy West.
plainoldfool
Definitely Yellow. https://youtu.be/iE8CJwXSPRs
plainoldfool
https://youtu.be/kfkf1xmVxLE