TheOnlyRudeCanadian
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One hell of a cat
Mar 31, 2017 2:57 AM
TheOnlyRudeCanadian
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tommyfox69
KROD THE ANGRY CARPENTER!!!
Seraphor
Some people can be born with 2 or even 3 buttholes therefore the median number of buttholes per person is 2. 14 billion buttholes checks out
Shendorion
Tyrannosaurus. We saw him too!
DomoriGato
Maybe they just had the wrong Adolph.
tachikaze316
Damn it, guys, we're meant to be in Berlin, not Belgium...How'd you even mess that up?!
NarcolepticOwl
Tumblr people trying to sound smart is so cute
willgi
#29 it's 2am and I am trying not to laugh but ended up choking and coughing and spluttering instead.
HerrKrinkle
Have we established a source for #2? You know, for science?
TheOnlyRudeCanadian
Might come in... Handy
jonnyboy1090
Professor Tori Black
ErectileDysfunctioning
Can someone please explain #38
panzersharkcat
Unsticking balls.
ErectileDysfunctioning
Ohhhhhhh duh ty
TheOnlyRudeCanadian
BSTL ;)
wellthisjustgotinteresting
Jewels
slizzo
MooseTraxxx
Good dumpo! I chuckled
TheOnlyRudeCanadian
Thank you, beautiful treasure ❤
Ketchum
Can someone explain the snow one to me because I'm totally not an insecure man now.
WGNoldoR
Don't worry. I never understood why so many people relate to sticking balls.Change underwear everyday people or idk put talc on your balls
Bryceromo9
Moving to the side to unstick balls and/or wedgie I believe
TheOnlyRudeCanadian
Winner!
Grobderf
#9 I have one of those names. My name lastname is From. Kinda hard to find ancestors online.
CapitalistScumbag
Booty math ha ha.
PhoneticSpeller
Lol, dis is my right!
TitaniumTeddyBear
You know that D&D thing is basically what John Wick did to that security guard Francis: "Why don't you take the night off?" :p
BoopedYourSnoot
Also in Mafia III he tells the front desk lady, "You take the rest of the evening off, alright sweetie?"
TheOnlyRudeCanadian
Or Rey in Star Wars!
Thephedora
to quote Ron White;" It's not -that- the wind is blowing, it's -what- the wind is blowing."
TheOnlyRudeCanadian
TFW mobile cant edit a post. First post ever right to front page. Love you guys. Send me DnD stories
MrMince
#50 Thats impossible! No one has ever been able to make that coffee!
TheOnlyRudeCanadian
There are no weak grinds in my grandfathers beans.
astrangehop
This was the only one I did not understand ):
reallysleepypasta
It's a joke about "Exodia the Forbidden One", a series of powerful yu-gi-oh cards. If you had all 5 cards down you instantly win.
reallysleepypasta
For reference: http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/097/524/f60.gif
astrangehop
THx!
arccola
Radial artery is in your arm, just saying.
Cptmike
John Went hahah
pattyymac
I knew a kid name Jim Fell, but he was never in pain...
TheOnlyRudeCanadian
Idk why but this is my fave comment.
NickRivieraMD
Anus georg would have 7 billion and one assholes.
TheOnlyRudeCanadian
Pray for georg
destroyyourself
The one with the birthday skeleton, is that child being fathered by Winston Churchill ? The fuck
Belldannie
already, 1st one made me laugh. 10/10
wellthisjustgotinteresting
Anis Georg made me laugh out loud for several minutes; I'm actually in tears, not sure why
TheOnlyRudeCanadian
:*
pyronoia
#50![]()
TheOnlyRudeCanadian
Bless you, tender angel.
GaaraOfDaFunk
http://www.funnyjunk.com/Uncensored+yu+gi+oh/funny-pictures/5003346/3#3
CannedBread1
Exodia... it's not possible
CatBlaster5000
I appreciate the effort you put into this comment.
pyronoia
Thanks!
CatBlaster5000
......I DON'T KNOW ANY OF THESE THINGS
Brandon77
Favorite scene
dedlanguages
My grandfather's deck has no pathetic cards kaiba! Except for kuriboh.
GoodnessGraciousGreatBallsOfFiree
Kuriboh beat blue eyes ultimate dragon though
Orochai
I just noticed the arms and legs are in backwards order on the field. Fuck.
aodhfin
But this way the right arm is in the furthest right by the opponent's view.. if upside down.
TheShittierBeatles
Why did you need to do this to me? I'm twitching at my desk at work now.
Cerinna
TheOnlyRudeCanadian
*tips fedora*
LoTRFanatic42
*sips mountain dew*
Cerinna
I hate you guys. :P
merlinious
While you were busy hating those guys, I studied the blade.
IReallyNeedAHobby
I'm not a doctor, but the external iliac is in the leg and Radial artery is in the forearm, and the blood would circulate back to the 1/2
IReallyNeedAHobby
the heart, it doesn't make a round trip through the body. This doesn't add up. Can a doctor explain? 2/2
Vesane
She was wrong, but he was being nice. The patient got a stent in the external iliac, but she still got that a stent was correct management.
DrBlyat
You're hired!
ovelanimimerkki
#11 That must be some very popular porn star. Don't they usually make a lot less?
Showmeyourotters
Idk man, people will pay big bucks so shit gets done.
oneoldman
Bravo
Maahn
It might be double anal? That would probably pay out more I guess?
Lefthandturnsignal
Apparently dudes get paid a lot more for gay porn than straight actors in general
jshimoskie
From what Ive heard, they make 3K - 5K a day.
PizzaTimeAllTheTime
I think you mean 5-3
badboogl
5/7-3 is a perfect wage
Abysse
Once they've made a name for themselves
DrFreakBerg
Yeah I know so girls that will do that shit for $20.
ovelanimimerkki
Yeah and many careers end very fast, I'm talking about weeks or months maybe. Worst case scenario, one scene, you're out. The bad thing >
ovelanimimerkki
about porn is that it really closes doors from you, not all careers are possible after porn.
slickdickricktherockskippingchampionoftheworld
apparently...females average low level 6 figures anally
TheOnlyRudeCanadian
Well done.
7heBored
I see what you did there
slickdickricktherockskippingchampionoftheworld
haven't the slightest clue what you're referring to.
zeetrip
*psst* anally = annually
slickdickricktherockskippingchampionoftheworld
was being a tad facetious there kiddo.
TheLimpinBiscuit
TreeBranchInFrance
What is the joke..... asking for a friend
TheLimpinBiscuit
It's a guy trying to discreetly unstick his ballsack from his thighs.
AbernathyCornwallaceVonCuffsmeister
Yo I don't get it either.
TheLimpinBiscuit
It's a guy trying to discreetly unstick his ballsack from his thighs.
Gregrox
As a guy I thought this was a joke about floor tiles.
largebear
What is the joke?
TheLimpinBiscuit
It's a guy trying to discreetly unstick his ballsack from his thighs.
RulerofHyrule
Stretching the legs to free the boys.
cazzegiare
60% of the time, it works all the time. the remaining 40%, you gotta pretend you're searching your pocket for change.
snaek
Does he have some kind of super sack that doesn't stick? Have you checked to see that he actually HAS a sack?
TheLimpinBiscuit
I did ask. Apparently, he just waits until no one is around, then fidgets as he pleases. Different strokes for different folks, I guess.
mastshin
if we learned anything from "History of The World" it's that "HE is a unic!"
InsertUsernameJokeHere
*eunuch
mastshin
Sometimes autocorrect gets selective on this phone lol