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Jul 4, 2016 12:45 PM
honeybadgerdontgiveashit
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Derkotes
Rah
gengeorgewashington
You're welcome
myusernameisfrankdrebin
"Now excuse me, I need to go shit in a hole in the ground and not wash my hands afterwards." -GW
jonryab
Haha. Been there. As an ex infantryman... Thank you GW for everything. Trust me, he smiles for the times I give the tips.I'm picky.No whales
chroniclunacy
Washington, Washington, 12 stories high, made of radiation.
cannotgetaxeout1
Consider done Mr. President, a proud but still slightly prudish nation thanks you. ????
bunny808
Happy independence day!
AMereCitizen
That's how I want to be thanked.
princeaizen
We all know how Washington loved his slaves.. I mean strippers
IsThisHowYouMakeUserNamesImNewHere
HAPPY 4TH DEGREE BURNS!
FilthyRapscallions
Jackson and Franklin really get them going. At least until Tubman goes on the $20. That might be a little awkward.
Josesharlo
This joke be gettin' real used up guys. We get it. Washington gets stuffed in thongs all the time. Find something else.
CirclejerqueDuSoleil
Also so that I might be a tube up which one will nasally inhale cocaine
AkwardBearHug
He knew exactly what he was asking for. #RespectThisPlayah
funkysloth
That's legit
BilbroMcSwaggins
That's what freedom was intended for, of course.
tourdeturd
That's a man with goals right there... he knew what he was doing.
Insomnia297
Benjamin parties harder.
ArcherGifs
"How about we name you after a state instead?" "Fine... but I would also like my idea to stay on the radar for a few decades."
Drakhma
"check your wallet, thats Me on the dollar bill"
shadowbanmeagain
Ben Franklin was our true Founding Whoremonger.
aDefenseless9yearOldGirl
Let this thought lift the spirits of all of my fellow FT Knox savages as they go to thoroughbreds.
turbodog
Fun fact: "Hooker" came from the term to describe the whores who followed General Hooker's troops in the civil war. Hooker's Girls.
daguq
Most likely a reference to prostitutes hooking or snaring clients. French accrocheuse slang term for "prostitute" - "hooker" of men.
IGotBannedForTheGIF
Not quite... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Hooker (I just checked)
ImaginarySuccess
You can't use Wikipedia as a reference. Oh wait, this isn't school.
IGotBannedForTheGIF
Well I will not search for books on Joseph Hooker and the origin of the word hooker, I have a life you know.
cleveranduniqueusername
Not strippers, call them single moms and aspiring college graduates. Makes it sound more sincere that way *wink wink*
Mulluck
They're entertainers
Muttons1337
Yes, but when they're dead, they're hookers!
iDrinkDrano
My favorite is aspiring single moms.
jadednfaded
"Dancers"
ThoughtfulSatan
No strippers. We don't care either way
CleverlyReferencedThing
You forgot a comma, sounds like you don't want strippers without it
Ashboomstick
A lot of girls at the Inner Room in Cocoa Beach got tuition to nursing school when our sub was in port.
tippytruck
Sounds more like Ben Franklin than ol' George.
gtmiller
Honestly, its fitting for quite a few of the founders and framers.
itsakidsbooksantiago
He wanted the hundreds because those are used for blow.
bigdickdalrymple
If you're stuffing 100s in strippers thongs, can I hang out with you sometime? I wanna live like that just once in my life...
0x1CEB00DA
as a Kraut:"going to a honorable pitched battle?are you nuts? we lose! let's wait until the Hessians are drunk and stab them in their sleep"
bond100
I've lost family members on the "wrong" side of every war thanks to the fucking yanks. Starting with ole Washey's riverine trip
TRUExDEMON
All's fair in love and war pal. The same Hessians they stabbed in their sleep shot the surrendered and wounded at Kip's Bay.
MidlandRedux
"Some men fight for glory, some fight for gold, Americans fight wars to win them and go home."
epsiloncrow
On Christmas
MLGsamantha
ho ho ho bitches
ThoughtfulSatan
*Salutes* Now if you'll excuse me I am going down to Tobies in Jacksonville to celebrate the 4th of July.
hiphopbookshop
I'm going to Hot Fish Club in Murrells Inlet
HiMyNameIsKevinIHaveChangnesia
Tobies? Well well well Mr. High Class, everyone knows the real show is down at driftwood's.
imadeathing
LA mirage is always gonna be better. But Tegan Presley will be at tobies the 14-16th
showmeurpitties
You must be in the military
ThoughtfulSatan
mmaaaaaybe
INSANITYisTEMPORARY
JAX !!!! Woo-Hoo!! shout out WestSide !!
rxse7en
Shout out from The Beaches!
INSANITYisTEMPORARY
*waves*
ThoughtfulSatan
North Carolina Jacksonville. not Florida
Thatotherpersonyoudontknow
Wasss up fellow north carolinian?!
ThoughtfulSatan
Nah man I am from Montana, I am just stationed out here man.
Thatotherpersonyoudontknow
How do you like it here? Haha
HiMyNameIsKevinIHaveChangnesia
Hey I'm from North Dakota and was stationed in Lejeune.
INSANITYisTEMPORARY
WOW..There's a Tobies in JAX, FL too. I'm not nearly drunk enough to think this through... Enjoy the BBQ
MarvoThanatos
As a Floridian who spent time in Jax NC, the Tobies there is a strip club, not delicious BBQ. I was disappointed as well.
INSANITYisTEMPORARY
; )