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When he's nice but you're not interested because...
Ding Dong
JockMcSting
I met someone who was sunshine in human form once. Wanted to trap her in a bottle, but couldn't.
BrokenMegaman
God i read his comment and it still took me 5 mins to see her leg.
Bomf
I need that brother Teresa picture but am far too lazy to google it. Someone hook a brother up??
Bezilon
#7
OhMyGodTheyKilledBrianYouBastards
Important note.. if I ever tell you I don't want dog pics right now, that's probably when I need dog pics the most..
gogogadgetharikari
beetreez
Cat earth society, now that’s something I can believe in
malachilenomade
#6 Well, that's an existential crisis.
BrokenMegaman
Isn't that lesbian card's font backward? Small words to big not big to whisper!
LeKent
Do you like dogs ?
Kalmbach
Well, that's the first joke I've ever seen involving a Mahlerhammer. Well played.
edkoch
I have no legs...I have no legs
mercashorl
#24 damn so fucking relatable haha me meeting people like:
deetatron
#1 Turn..to page...three hundred...and...ninety..Fourrr!
TheSublimelyMagnificentJechtUsernameMarkIII
"You just hit on a raging lesbian" Cool, you up for a threesome?
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Kalmbach
Well, that's the first joke I've ever seen involving a Mahlerhammer. Well played.
donevillena
#17 I fell down a flight of stairs trying to look at a hot girl and sprained my twisted my right ankle. I can still feel the pain today.
Beyonceuponatime
I thought at first glance the girl was helping feed the dogs by being the dog's food
FunnyItWorkedLastTime
I met somebody who was sunshine in human form. Immediately made him my boyfriend.
ArcipluvianCosmicGallows
I've met some people who are pure sunshine: All dogs.
IronicJeremyIrons
lizzywoolf
nah lmao
Coldshade
I'm so jealous iOS Dinosaur Emojis :(
ztrrider
#38 no. YOU have a box for all your dog's ties and bow ties.
iBlameMyImaginaryDogForFarting
ElynaerDeiros
If you girl don't want none, get extra fries anyway, then either you have the extra fries for her, or you get extra fries for you.
AttractedToShinyThings
suddenweightloss
no, what you get is extra fries for you, or you get a fat girlfriend.....
xksxvengeance
She takes the fries from you, or she gets a fat boyfriend.
Respond
This, on our first date my girlfriend knew I was the one because I let her take some of my fries lol.
RoombaTheAssaultVacuum
My ex demanded that it was a rule that a girl can take whatever and however much from her SO's food even if she wasnt hungry.
RoombaTheAssaultVacuum
She stopped after she tried taking an entire cheeseburger off my plate and I ripped it from her hands and glared at her.
SeekerOfTheRing
Your username is priceless, thank you
Ceemcgee27
JOEY DOESNT SHARE FOOD
LaserDotOnAWallForCats
I'm just gonna get mad that she's eating my extra fries.
CaeligoCielo
This is a surprisingly wonderful piece of relationship advice. Besides, even if she thinks she won't want fries, the smell changes minds.
ElynaerDeiros
Surprisingly wonderful given my complete lack of experience in that regard. Like 0% experience at all with the other side of humanity.
nightaccio129
I usually talk my husband into ordering a size up for this exact reason. I definitely don't want a whole order for myself, but I want some
PeculiarBaguette
I'd rather be a dog on weekdays and weekend, thank you.
imjustaguyonabuffalo
What is you're spaghetti policy?
DontTouchyMe
TienDow
dude...woah.
Heathen15
This is Imgur. Updoots are green and hellfire is orange
DannyNoFriends
That last one is what my wife and i do to each other
TheWhiteRat
That's true love.
FutureFriedman
#56
MrRedPND
I want to be in that kind of relationship
OfficialPolice
I want to be in THAT relationship
ThaiMaiShu
#20 ...until you realize the van is moving towards the dog...
metalfoto
Idk.. googlecar has a 360° camera
ThaiMaiShu
Realistically I'm sure the dog is behind it, I just wanted to maybe freak a couple people out
saltminer1117
It's still concerning that someone allows their small dog to be able to run out in the street...
metalfoto
YOU MONSTER
tjluv
Those aren't her legs?
kittycat6
at 1st glance that stripe in her pants looks like the gap between 2 legs, making it look like she has 2 super skinny legs
MrWoland
Zoom in
YesICanHearYouClemFandangoooo
Yes.
TheVapeCrusader
Didn't wanna ruin ur 69 upvotes. I come back
AfroSpacePanda
I think she’s standing sideways but idk. I’m confused as well lol
Vijo
Yeup, some people see the stripe as ground, so that the pants are both her legs.
BigMistakeBigHUGE
There’s a white stripe going down, it’s one leg.
Sneemaster
That's all I could see. Just the right leg. What are other people seeing?
MasonDrake
She's standing side on
TrueNorthernLights
I'm confused too.
AliciaD93
She's standing so that we only see her profile. That space between her "legs" is actually a stripe going down the side of her pants.
TrueNorthernLights
Ooooh. Thanks!
becauseurwrong
Gdi I saw it correctly the first time and was so confused what everyone else saw.
ImAllTitsandWhiskey
It wasn’t until I saw a comment about her standing sideways that I realized what the confusion was about, I was really lost
CJMD93
Same
Vijo
Thank you TitsandWhiskey, I finally got it. People thought the stripe is the ground between her legs.
Mowsonbro
Oooooooh it's the side of one leg
BrokenMegaman
I stared at that fucking thing FOREVER!
anonnymoosecommenter
What confused me was when I was looking for the horizontal stopped she's talking about. I instantly noticed the stripe on her pants.
anonnymoosecommenter
But I see now her sweater has big day stripes, I was expecting many more obvious stripes, sorry for the stupidity, carry on.
ThorgalAegirsson
Weird. For me it was hard to notice two legs. I just have seen one leg.
ninjacrackhead
Cover her foot with your finger
VulpineEmpress
Only one leg is visible. The stripe creates an optical illusion.
kenta89
No it doesnt? Where do people think the shoe in the background is?:S have they never seen pants with a stripe before?
VulpineEmpress
Clearly it does since it's fucking with so many people.
kenta89
Is this a ”dress is blue/white” kind of thing then? I really dont get how they can see it that way?:(
VulpineEmpress
I can see it both ways. I can see one normal leg and two hideously thin ones. The eyes and brain can play weird tricks on you. I made /1
mattsall
Literally just worked this out. Basically idiots are looking at this picture and not instantly seeing that she's standing sideways, so 1/2
techley
head so big it barely fits in your fedora
mattsall
Their weird little minds originally thought that she had 2 tiny legs either side of the stripe, which they see as a gap between them. 2/
tjluv
It was a joke, bro
ChocoVanillaPopsicle
Woooosh
shikaria945101
I have literally spent days working out what people were talking about. Thank you
PaulHavingABall
All those idiots must look like ants from way up there.
QuentinBlackk
Think track pants with a stripe down the side. It was fucking with me too. Wife had to point it out.
tjluv
I showed this to my husband and he couldn't figure it out till he read your comment lol
SwedishRationalist
Yes but that's still her legs though.
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SwedishRationalist
True. Hi btw.
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