Jun 25, 2019 2:15 AM
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pyramania
I gotta go with "All In The Family" and "The Jefferson's"
PlbMak
Completely failed to mention the effect Jeri Ryan had on Voyager...
caustickiwii
You're welcome, Obama...
smellsmiketeenspirit
They also divorced because the guy was a huge asshole forcing his wife into things she didn't like. Would have happened without Star Trek.
LordHosk
This seems was the primary reason, but didn't want to talk publicly and once in a interview she said "the strain of filming was too much"
locutusufborg
For want of a nail...
RAJrios
r/UnexpectedTokyoDrift
DungeonMaster69
Assasination of Franz Ferdinand caused tentacle hentai.
siizthemage
/a/cgRTpPm
TheMightyMoto
Neat
TheAxeNinja
I just love the whole idea that the assassination of Franz Ferdinand led to tentacle hentai
ThefluteCaptainPicardplayedfirstinhisimaginationtheninreallife
https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/2wpj1a/if_the_1970_bills_had_scored_a_touchdown_kim/
Irishda
Obama received national attention after a public feud with McCain that ended with him singing a Wizard of Oz parody to apologize
NiceLegsDaisyDukesMakesAMAAANOUTOFYOOOUUUU
Which is funny because they're related to each other.
The song was called "If I only had McCain"
androopy
The Bills kicker shanking a ball leading to Keeping Up with the Kardashians?
vote4mclovin
Something about the Bills missing a catch lead to the Kardashians being famous.
glassware
The assassination of Israeli PM Yitzhak Rabin by a right wing nutcase in the 1990s completely halted all work towards peace
ozjuggler
The killer took individual action, but it's not fair to call him right wing when his justification was Talmudic canon not political theory.
Gianttesticlemonster
There's one of these about OJ Simpson. I've seen it here before. Anyone have it favourited?
TheEmeraldProphylactic
Nonono, that’s the episode focussing on Seven of Nine, Garrick and Gol Dukat. CARDASSIANS, not Kardashians
SerenePrincess013
The part where we have him being drafted by the Bills to thank for the Lardassians? I've seen it, but don't have it saved.
DidYouDoThis
/a/cgRTpPm -thanks to @Pequenogringo
I like the kardashian domino effect linked to the buffalo Bills
JediDavid
v
thaGh0stD0g36
Posts like this are why the Internet has a horrible reputation- nothing would stop Obama”you cannot hold the flood back with a broom”
tlamstrike
NobodyKnowsImGayla
Which really all started with s horrible plane crash.
ShadedDyskord
woah
systemfrown
Remarkable.
Fluxmae
How does your sex life come up in politics?
Machino
How did bill clintons? How did trumps? It’s common practice to dig up dirt on opponents to smear their reputation
ben5j83
DogDiabeties
Didn’t this gif kill an entire sub?
CaptainOC
/r/thanksobama iirc, which made thanks Obama memes and declared this one unbeatable
metalfoto
JarlmannViking
What’s he doing these days?
Visiting Clooney at his Lakeside Villa..
BrownPandaDan
Being cool.
incorrect in almost every way. Separation was not the reason for the divorce, Ryan was polling 20-30% behind before he dropped out...
hawkeye23
Ryan was polling about 8% behind in the Chicago Sun Times poll and 30% behind in the Chicago Tribune poll.
The same Tribune that sued to unseal the Ryan's divorce records. And disregard the best interest of their special needs child.
Obama was not on the national stage because of his victory he was just another jr senator, it was because of his feud with McCain
and his 2008 primary victory was a result of some amazing campaign work and fundraising at the grassroots out of Washington level
But sure...
TacoBellBody
this is not how you get gold on reddit
Vesane
The width of a horse's ass led to the size of space rockets
HistoryMonk
http://www.astrodigital.org/space/stshorse.html
dreadpiratekhan
...explain
OfficialSquareEnix
.
Been a while since I learnt this, but I'll see if I can remember. So the width of two horses determined the size of carriages they drew >
< so there became a sort of standardish width for carriage wheel distance, which then led to the width of roads/rails, including the width >
< of the rail-line that travels through a tunnel to get to the launchpad. The rocket engines could only be a certain size due to the tunnel>
< which had had its width determined based on standard rail/road size, thus limiting just how large the rockets could be to transport there.
SoberAndBored
Charlie Wilson's dog.
When Charlie Wilson was a kid, his dog got out and pissed in his neighbour's flower patch, so the neighbour mixed ground glass with dog food
and killed the dog. The neighbour was a city councilman who was up for re-election. On election day, Charlie borrowed his dad's car and gave
96 people rides to the polls. On the way, he told them about his neighbour and his dog. The neighbour lost by 16 votes. This sparked a
lifelong interest in politics in Charlie, who ended up being elected to Congress and the House Committee on Appropriations. In this capacity
and with the help of the CIA and Israel, he fed weapons and training to the Mujahadeen during the Soviet-Afghanistan War, to the tune of
idzerd
And slimey politics in Chicago caused the sealed divorce records of the Ryan’s to be unsealed.
archangelselect
You mad bro?
DaveTheScientist
So... people should be cool with corrupt politics and invasions of privacy. Interesting position to take.
HorsefaceBeeguy
Fierony
You did. You found the perfect use for this face.
Totallyscrewedinaustin
....so? What'd they say?
vipe650r
They said “mature people stay out of the intimate affairs of others”.
SomeDetroitGuy
He pressured her to go to a swingers club
beartato
I thought it was forced? If I remember correctly, I think he also forced her to do gangbangs with random men.
ruferto
that's not terrible
spookywhispering
It is if you remember she wasn't into it. It was forced.
pressured and forced are completely different things. "eh, i'm not sure but i'll try it..." vs "do this or else"
Ensano
What lucky bastard was at his regular hangout then jeri Ryan walked in
roosterofdoom2112
OverMyDadBody
GadenKerensky
Something about Archduke Franz Ferdinand's assassination leading to the advent of Hentai.
casbott
And the assassination was only successful because the (previously failed) assassin was getting a sandwich when Franz's car turned up, lost.
THRAWN18
His death is one of the biggest domino effects ever...
theyar
That one is stupid.
Worldf1re
Not if you like hentai
ItsASquid
You're not wrong, the route did take a trip through Furry Dramas™: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aF2GxWi7Ag
protostar777
Probably more correct than this one
ThaneofGlamis
Stupid but true
Really not true
How do you figure?
Imnotverypopular
Yea it needs to be taken with a grain of salt but the American occupation and comic books they brought with definitely helped to make hentai
AnAccountToPostThis
Hentai existed well before any real contact with the west. The woman and the octopus exists
Enoan
It became more popular due to American censorship of sexuality, no dicks could be portrayed, so tentacles became farrow prevalent. People
Got use to the idea and it’s become a thing g now
Rifneno
Hang on, I got a good one.
NonstopRampage
Fuckin' white people.
vladimirpurrtin
Soooo...thanks....Obama??
Icecoldfunk
*Australians growling* don't talk to us about invasive species, fucken' rabbits, fucken' cane toads, fucken' cats.
boblives
That is a good one
KingDinosaurJimasaurusRex
Quite literally, John Green just released a video 2 hours ago on this exact thing. https://youtu.be/PWbNB3BFVwI. Fun!
tugboatcaptain
I know their murmurations are beautiful, but I hate European starlings. Invasive assholes.
NonFungibleUsername
Except they didn’t invade. They were deliberately released there.
"invasive species" is defined as a species that is: 1) non-native (or alien) to the ecosystem under consideration and. 2) whose introduction
causes or is likely to cause economic or environmental harm or harm to human health.
Fedotia
Meanwhile all wineries in France got ruined after an american mush invaded, even now they have to use an american foot to grow grape.
fuckthisishard
An American foot? til: Metric grapes won't grow in France anymore.
Willowofwisp
What about that one where the assassination of archduke Franz Ferdinand led to the creation of Hentai?
thedude1227
Wait, so this orgs goal was to introduce invasive species?
Iamahugefanofcamembert
Yeah the British intentionally flooded New Zealand with European species to make the colony more like home, basically ruining its ecosystem
Sarpedan
think this is where invasive species = bad came from, either this or rabbits in Australia
DatUncle
If only they'd followed china's example and done like Emperor Nasi Goreng and build a wall to keep the rabbit's out.
HoneNathan
Many examples in many countries.
true
gizmomelb
all because the colonists wanted to be reminded of ''home'' (Europe)
Mavgurian
Brits - and others - everywhere.
HedonistBeard
Invasive species wasn't really something people in general understood was a thing back in the late 19th century.
DarthFluffyBottom
"It's an animal, that belongs outside! ANYWHERE on this earth!"
Callistan
People didn't even recognize extinction as a concept until 1800s because it was thought that God would just repopulate the Earth with 1/
more of whatever animal you just killed off. Then someone said "Hey, we ain't seen these dodo things in like 200 years, is it possible
they're not coming back?" 3/3
pyramania
I gotta go with "All In The Family" and "The Jefferson's"
PlbMak
Completely failed to mention the effect Jeri Ryan had on Voyager...
caustickiwii
You're welcome, Obama...
smellsmiketeenspirit
They also divorced because the guy was a huge asshole forcing his wife into things she didn't like. Would have happened without Star Trek.
LordHosk
This seems was the primary reason, but didn't want to talk publicly and once in a interview she said "the strain of filming was too much"
locutusufborg
For want of a nail...
RAJrios
r/UnexpectedTokyoDrift
DungeonMaster69
Assasination of Franz Ferdinand caused tentacle hentai.
siizthemage
/a/cgRTpPm
TheMightyMoto
Neat
TheAxeNinja
I just love the whole idea that the assassination of Franz Ferdinand led to tentacle hentai
ThefluteCaptainPicardplayedfirstinhisimaginationtheninreallife
https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/2wpj1a/if_the_1970_bills_had_scored_a_touchdown_kim/
Irishda
Obama received national attention after a public feud with McCain that ended with him singing a Wizard of Oz parody to apologize
NiceLegsDaisyDukesMakesAMAAANOUTOFYOOOUUUU
Which is funny because they're related to each other.
Irishda
The song was called "If I only had McCain"
androopy
The Bills kicker shanking a ball leading to Keeping Up with the Kardashians?
vote4mclovin
Something about the Bills missing a catch lead to the Kardashians being famous.
glassware
The assassination of Israeli PM Yitzhak Rabin by a right wing nutcase in the 1990s completely halted all work towards peace
ozjuggler
The killer took individual action, but it's not fair to call him right wing when his justification was Talmudic canon not political theory.
Gianttesticlemonster
There's one of these about OJ Simpson. I've seen it here before. Anyone have it favourited?
TheEmeraldProphylactic
Nonono, that’s the episode focussing on Seven of Nine, Garrick and Gol Dukat. CARDASSIANS, not Kardashians
SerenePrincess013
The part where we have him being drafted by the Bills to thank for the Lardassians? I've seen it, but don't have it saved.
DidYouDoThis
/a/cgRTpPm -thanks to @Pequenogringo
siizthemage
Gianttesticlemonster
siizthemage
I like the kardashian domino effect linked to the buffalo Bills
JediDavid
thaGh0stD0g36
Posts like this are why the Internet has a horrible reputation- nothing would stop Obama”you cannot hold the flood back with a broom”
tlamstrike
NobodyKnowsImGayla
Which really all started with s horrible plane crash.
ShadedDyskord
woah
systemfrown
Remarkable.
Fluxmae
How does your sex life come up in politics?
Machino
How did bill clintons? How did trumps? It’s common practice to dig up dirt on opponents to smear their reputation
ben5j83
DogDiabeties
Didn’t this gif kill an entire sub?
CaptainOC
/r/thanksobama iirc, which made thanks Obama memes and declared this one unbeatable
metalfoto
JarlmannViking
What’s he doing these days?
metalfoto
Visiting Clooney at his Lakeside Villa..
BrownPandaDan
Being cool.
LordHosk
incorrect in almost every way. Separation was not the reason for the divorce, Ryan was polling 20-30% behind before he dropped out...
hawkeye23
Ryan was polling about 8% behind in the Chicago Sun Times poll and 30% behind in the Chicago Tribune poll.
hawkeye23
The same Tribune that sued to unseal the Ryan's divorce records. And disregard the best interest of their special needs child.
LordHosk
Obama was not on the national stage because of his victory he was just another jr senator, it was because of his feud with McCain
LordHosk
and his 2008 primary victory was a result of some amazing campaign work and fundraising at the grassroots out of Washington level
LordHosk
But sure...
DidYouDoThis
TacoBellBody
this is not how you get gold on reddit
Vesane
The width of a horse's ass led to the size of space rockets
HistoryMonk
http://www.astrodigital.org/space/stshorse.html
dreadpiratekhan
...explain
OfficialSquareEnix
.
Vesane
Been a while since I learnt this, but I'll see if I can remember. So the width of two horses determined the size of carriages they drew >
Vesane
< so there became a sort of standardish width for carriage wheel distance, which then led to the width of roads/rails, including the width >
Vesane
< of the rail-line that travels through a tunnel to get to the launchpad. The rocket engines could only be a certain size due to the tunnel>
Vesane
< which had had its width determined based on standard rail/road size, thus limiting just how large the rockets could be to transport there.
SoberAndBored
Charlie Wilson's dog.
SoberAndBored
When Charlie Wilson was a kid, his dog got out and pissed in his neighbour's flower patch, so the neighbour mixed ground glass with dog food
SoberAndBored
and killed the dog. The neighbour was a city councilman who was up for re-election. On election day, Charlie borrowed his dad's car and gave
SoberAndBored
96 people rides to the polls. On the way, he told them about his neighbour and his dog. The neighbour lost by 16 votes. This sparked a
SoberAndBored
lifelong interest in politics in Charlie, who ended up being elected to Congress and the House Committee on Appropriations. In this capacity
SoberAndBored
and with the help of the CIA and Israel, he fed weapons and training to the Mujahadeen during the Soviet-Afghanistan War, to the tune of
idzerd
And slimey politics in Chicago caused the sealed divorce records of the Ryan’s to be unsealed.
archangelselect
You mad bro?
DaveTheScientist
So... people should be cool with corrupt politics and invasions of privacy. Interesting position to take.
HorsefaceBeeguy
Fierony
You did. You found the perfect use for this face.
Totallyscrewedinaustin
....so? What'd they say?
vipe650r
They said “mature people stay out of the intimate affairs of others”.
SomeDetroitGuy
He pressured her to go to a swingers club
beartato
I thought it was forced? If I remember correctly, I think he also forced her to do gangbangs with random men.
ruferto
that's not terrible
spookywhispering
It is if you remember she wasn't into it. It was forced.
ruferto
pressured and forced are completely different things. "eh, i'm not sure but i'll try it..." vs "do this or else"
Ensano
What lucky bastard was at his regular hangout then jeri Ryan walked in
roosterofdoom2112
OverMyDadBody
GadenKerensky
Something about Archduke Franz Ferdinand's assassination leading to the advent of Hentai.
casbott
And the assassination was only successful because the (previously failed) assassin was getting a sandwich when Franz's car turned up, lost.
THRAWN18
His death is one of the biggest domino effects ever...
theyar
That one is stupid.
Worldf1re
Not if you like hentai
ItsASquid
You're not wrong, the route did take a trip through Furry Dramas™: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aF2GxWi7Ag
protostar777
Probably more correct than this one
ThaneofGlamis
Stupid but true
theyar
Really not true
ThaneofGlamis
How do you figure?
Imnotverypopular
Yea it needs to be taken with a grain of salt but the American occupation and comic books they brought with definitely helped to make hentai
AnAccountToPostThis
Hentai existed well before any real contact with the west. The woman and the octopus exists
Enoan
It became more popular due to American censorship of sexuality, no dicks could be portrayed, so tentacles became farrow prevalent. People
Enoan
Got use to the idea and it’s become a thing g now
Rifneno
Hang on, I got a good one.
NonstopRampage
Fuckin' white people.
vladimirpurrtin
Soooo...thanks....Obama??
Icecoldfunk
*Australians growling* don't talk to us about invasive species, fucken' rabbits, fucken' cane toads, fucken' cats.
boblives
That is a good one
KingDinosaurJimasaurusRex
Quite literally, John Green just released a video 2 hours ago on this exact thing. https://youtu.be/PWbNB3BFVwI. Fun!
tugboatcaptain
I know their murmurations are beautiful, but I hate European starlings. Invasive assholes.
NonFungibleUsername
Except they didn’t invade. They were deliberately released there.
tugboatcaptain
"invasive species" is defined as a species that is: 1) non-native (or alien) to the ecosystem under consideration and. 2) whose introduction
tugboatcaptain
causes or is likely to cause economic or environmental harm or harm to human health.
Fedotia
Meanwhile all wineries in France got ruined after an american mush invaded, even now they have to use an american foot to grow grape.
fuckthisishard
An American foot? til: Metric grapes won't grow in France anymore.
Willowofwisp
What about that one where the assassination of archduke Franz Ferdinand led to the creation of Hentai?
casbott
And the assassination was only successful because the (previously failed) assassin was getting a sandwich when Franz's car turned up, lost.
thedude1227
Wait, so this orgs goal was to introduce invasive species?
Iamahugefanofcamembert
Yeah the British intentionally flooded New Zealand with European species to make the colony more like home, basically ruining its ecosystem
Sarpedan
think this is where invasive species = bad came from, either this or rabbits in Australia
DatUncle
If only they'd followed china's example and done like Emperor Nasi Goreng and build a wall to keep the rabbit's out.
HoneNathan
Many examples in many countries.
Sarpedan
true
gizmomelb
all because the colonists wanted to be reminded of ''home'' (Europe)
Mavgurian
Brits - and others - everywhere.
HedonistBeard
Invasive species wasn't really something people in general understood was a thing back in the late 19th century.
DarthFluffyBottom
"It's an animal, that belongs outside! ANYWHERE on this earth!"
Callistan
People didn't even recognize extinction as a concept until 1800s because it was thought that God would just repopulate the Earth with 1/
Callistan
more of whatever animal you just killed off. Then someone said "Hey, we ain't seen these dodo things in like 200 years, is it possible
Callistan
they're not coming back?" 3/3