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Sep 13, 2018 11:26 PM
MrPuckett
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queermeleon
Who would put broccoli on a pizza any way! I serve my pizza with nine millimetre bullets on it!
bojc21
wOw ThAt Is So FuNnY HuHuHuHuHuHuHu
Madmascot
Its been discovered recently that they are posion in them and that they have caused over 30 million deaths. Thats why it taste horrible.
whitevfute
airbreather
I was a "Big Brother" for a 12yo kid (300+lbs) who had never eaten broccoli before & had never even HEARD of asparagus.
WaffleSaturdayDad
Sauce: Parks and Rec, “Farmer’s Market”, Season 6 Episode 11 on Netflix
WeatherWiz
I like small treees
jigglyjisun
I love you Amy! Or should I say, Leslie Knope ♥
OddlyPacific
Is this Grand Tour season 3?
Howdoyoupronouncethiswebsitesname
Pawnee be so healthy.
cruisnik02
That’s ghost broccoli. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.
Leadfoot
It is bleached broccoli, tasteless and useless
joeybing
Love this show
goflyblind
parks and rec stole my retirement plan:
DontDoWhatDonaldDontDoes
When your parents eat edibles for the first time
Broccoliisbest
Topical.
Gloin15
Damn, Op! Thanks for breaking up a 20 second clip into a few gifs. I was scared I wouldn't be able to keep up with the joke!!
SaunterVaguelyDownward
Well, the way it is now, the second one is prime reaction gif fodder.
unknownmale
didn't some hipster buy a dwarf cabbage for some riddicules amount of money?
DefinitelynotEricTrump
You mean Brussel Sprouts?
MeanJosephine
Albino broccoli can rot in hell.
JapanesePizza333
Ghost broccoli .
TF0X
No u
Myowngrampa
*broccoli ghosts
Unbannable3
https://youtu.be/bGYs4KS_djg If only it was a joke.
lordFaceGuyBanditZ
Mfw that kid called eggplant egg salad
ottotitslinger
This makes me sad. It’s one thing not liking vegetables, but not knowing what they are .....
Manateechica
Omg. What are the parents feeding these kids. That was a HOT mess.
KinetoPlay
It's entirely possible all of those things but diced or sliced and universally called vegetables. As in, "Eat your vegetables."
veewonroadate
They sounded a bit southern. So.... casserole maybe?
Unbannable3
Is that a US or UK joke?
veewonroadate
US. Everybody eat casserole in the south and Midwest. Idk anything about the UK
whatifitwasnevertrue
wtf is cauliflower for any way?
FG360
It has a ton of vitamin C.
DragonBallReferenceGIF
To fuse with Kale and entertain Goku
SlightlyBlackerTactleNeck
Eating...?
Proxymanity
A ghost broccoli
Karstein
Delicious soup
Sesseth
Creamed cauliflower soup with bacon.
ThePerfectGif
Eating.
ProLurker47
Delicious with a steak, I'll tell yeh hwuat
LocustStar
Aloo Gobi
ionamCosmosPrincess
Deep fried
schmonday
It makes a good substitute for CPU coolant. I've got a couple in my pants right now, and it feels great!
ganjj
Cauliflower buffalo wings are so good
OneBabyOneHamburgerBun
Eating raw while maintaining eye contact. Dominance must be asserted.
PooPculture
People who give up carbs.
Hungrypiemonger
its a starter broccolli kit. you gotta buy some green paint to finish it.
HiddenSanity
Dip it in cheese or ranch, of course.
Kevr0n228
Curried cauliflower is actually pretty great
SkeletonRecruiter
I puree it and use it to thicken soups instead of cream.
shoulkion
It absorbs flavor well
CodyMitchellOsborneOne
Ghost broccoli is for ghost...
HenryLongfellowIII
Aloo gobi is good but not very healthy.
Mapl
To scare the broccoli into staying fresh.
dogsrawesome
messed with cabbage, same with broccoli and sprouts
MishiMoshiSquishyToesies
It's pretty good battered and friend. Cauliflower Manchurian is amazing.
FrippTricky
I was just about to recommend this! Gobi Manchurian RULES!
MishiMoshiSquishyToesies
***fried, I try not to make friends with my food. Only make some sad when I eat them.
MithrilKid
The Frank Sinatra movie?
NikolaiJakovtheheadoftheKGB
To give 30 somethings a replacement to all the things that once gave them joy.
KinetoPlay
Making your mouth sad. Making you appreciate other vegetables because at least they aren't cauliflower.
napu89
I make a simple batter to dip them in, bake and coat in hot sauce. Delicious
SnailSpeedySpirit
I do this with them and eggplant! So good
napu89
Yasssss eggplant
LazySidekick
Deep fry the soab. Goes great with deep fried mushrooms as an appetizer.
CptRobotNinja
Making your kitchen smell like farts
TheresAGermanWordForThat
Rice for wimps
LurkerOfDarkness
Gratin, grandma made a great one, served it with frikadeller. I miss her now.
funneydude
Because eating white sauce by itself will make people look at you funny
Druffakin
Ghost broccoli
REAGANSMASH84
making children cry
TheLetterKay
I actually love river cauliflower. Especially with garlic and maybe some cheese.
PedanticAtParties
The cauliflower is a cultivar of the species Brassica olerca, much like broccoli, cabbage, and many other popular cruciferous vegetables.
nerdyvet
DefinitelynotEricTrump
Also called the mustard family, seeds of everything Spinach to Brussel Sprouts to Cauliflower can be ground into mustard powder
timezoned
Lime, chili, salt... Yummy snack
Jaxx421
To replace your carbs when you’re in your 30’s
SkeletonRecruiter
jake123123445
Ghost broccoli
spiffynidd
Sadness.
AstronglywordedEmail
Albino broccoli.
TheMightyDio
Despite popular belief, the moon landing is man's second greatest achievement, right below the creation of Cauliflower with cheese sauce.
hornr91
Farting
LinguisticBitch
Eat it raw with ranch.
ThenILickItOff
Make cauli. Cheesy mash. Fucking amazing.
RoboSlowMoMojoJojoe
Fried, breaded cauliflower makes a surprisingly delicious alternative to chicken nuggets
Crafteroon
Cauliflower is not bad if you dip it like chips. Too bad people mistakenly steam or boil vegetables and ruin them in the process.
BannedbyastupidMod
It's good in lots of foods. It keeps moisture and absorbs the flavor of what you're cooking. De-glazing a pan? Toss in some cauliflower!
ElGalloDeOroo
Ghost broccoli
jake123123445
Ah didn’t look in replys before commenting that
blakeatwork
Pizza crust
SarcasticComment
Pizza lies...
blakeatwork
No argument
Doodledad73
Drizzled with olive oil & salt & roasted until browned it’s freakin delicious!
JeSuisIvre
So fuckin good
testesttest123
Paprika
Vostronicle
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Thistimeitsjustme
Dot
Arceus
I like it steamed with some salt.
dracokitty
Add some garlic...it's the best
ItsFRONKENsteen
And a little Parmesan.
PhiloniusPhlox
stir fry with beef, broccoli, and oyster sauce
Fuckme721
Can I eat at your place?
blarglebrle
Steam it and add butter & salt and it is pretty good.
TheGreatBlueHeron
We love it.
glear
I just eat butter with salt
IPM71
Or with bechamel and cheese on top, grilled in the oven. So good :)
Azriel2k3
Roast it in the oven covered in oil, salt pepper and parmesan cheese
ShearingBlizzard
That's because fat is the vehicle by which flavor travels and salt is a flavor enhancer.
FoxKeegan
Let's be serious: You can steam tree bark, add butter and salt and it'll still taste better than raw cauliflower
whatifitwasnevertrue
But why?
SamArt53
Reading comprehension isn’t your forte is it: “... it’s pretty good. “
whatifitwasnevertrue
Yeah whatever.
Totallyscrewedinaustin
Why not? People eat weirder stuff than cauliflower!
MrPuckett
Like kumquats. Kum-quats. Kuuuuum-quats.
blarglebrle
Many things taste better with salt and butter but add melted cheese if that is not enough.
thesupersonic
Doesn’t that defeat the purpose of health food? Adding butter or cheese takes always the calories you were avoiding
blarglebrle
Not always. Use cultured butter for more buttery flavor allowing less butter to be used. Fiber is filling so making it palatable is good.
pilotperson
If you’re avoiding calories, yes, but if you consider the other nutrients then you’re also getting those.
CareIDoNot
Add butter and salt to a rock and it'll be pretty good
theresgarlicinthatnebula
I mean you gotta steam it too...
blarglebrle
That is kinda the point.
BengalCat
ImNotTaylorSwift
Got a recipe? This sounds good.
TheBloodyScot
There's a whole childrens story about that. Stone soup, I think.
capughe
Just buy a salt lick from a pet store and dip in butter.
ImNotTaylorSwift
Bro. That sounds delicious. I know what I'm having for lunch!
MidnightLouie12515
We mash it, then cook it with swiss, goat cheese, and butter. Pretty good.
TheGalacticLeprechaunwithtinynipples
You sound like Samwise the brave
MidnightLouie12515
Cook em in a stew!
Genini
I mean yeah, but you can do that with almost anything.
MillerLitesaber
Health food propaganda. "Oh use it for pizza crust! A replacement for rice! You'll never know the difference!!!" Gluten free lies
TheWaywardorLagos
You know I actually did the pizza crust with it. Definitely tastes different than bread, but wasn't in a bad way.
somnif
Shock of shocks, cover anything in enough marinara and cheese and it can be tasty!
Ragonkforceayahjondow
It's low carb and good if you cook it right
trilleebean
Or their body cannot process carbs and they still want to enjoy foods with lower carb alternatives. Try being a type 1 diabetic.
themuttonisniceandlean
Someone told me you can substitute it for mashed potatoes and you'll never know. LIES!
bobtheaxolotl
Yeah, it doesn't taste the same at all. Also, spaghetti squash is not a replacement for spaghetti.
bobtheaxolotl
Nor are zucchini "noodles". Both can be used well in recipes, though. But pretending they're the same is just lying to yourself.
FoxFyre
You really won’t know the difference if you were t allowed to have the good stuff to begin with. Poor celiacs.
PrinceSamaSanChanKun
It does taste good as pizza crust, can confirm
whatifitwasnevertrue
Lifeangel
Makes for good lower calorie mashed potatoes. I sub about half the potatoes needed with cooked cauliflower that I've chopped in a food(1/2)
Lifeangel
processor until smooth. Do the same kind of thing with recipes that use hamburger. Sub about half of it with ground turkey. (2/2)
imshibagel
What if gluten never really was free
amorcelestial
underrated comment holy shit
Nickelbackfat
I was skeptical, but Cauliflower Mash is delicious.
ShawnS4362
Cauliflower tots are great too but you have to be careful with those.
grahmcrackersbook
I'm 100% sure you've not ever had a fucking cauliflower pizza. Fucking neckbeard fucks behind a keyboard hellbent on shitting on things 1/
grahmcrackersbook
that's popular to shit on. GO FUCKING EAT ONE YOU DISGRUNTLED VIRGIN FUCK. I LOVE fucking steaks and I LOVE my cast iron skillet 2/
grahmcrackersbook
that's stained with bloods from 100+ cows. Cauliflower crust is DECENT, and I'll take it over regular crust whenever I feel like it. 3/
grahmcrackersbook
But gluten free is ass, though. You can make fun of that.
Doodledad73
All crap. Salt, olive oil, & roasted it’s delish.
joc101
Drowned in french onion soup and coated in cheese sauce and baked off too
kelik1
I fuckin love cauliflower. Cook with it all the time, hell eat it raw with ranch or cucumber sauce.
mushroomking
Same, it's one of my fav veggies, I don't use it as a replacement for anything, though.
kelik1
neither do i, i cook with it but those things that say you can substitute with cauliflower... no. its an new dish it wont taste the same
mentallychallengeaccepted
Cauliflower soup is so good too. With some truffle oil and braised pork. Hot damn.
cusbuster
A replacement for joy in your life.
NobleSeven
No joy. Only cauliflower
SchrodingerMil
My mother uses it for those things because it’s low carb, not no gluten.
bobtheaxolotl
It's just like them, except that it tastes like farts and sadness.
bitchinmona
Not the way I make it! I finally figured it out. Took a while, admittedly, but now it’s delicious b
inthedaylightIdontpickupmyphone
Not to be annoying, but I found a cauliflower rice recipe that was very good! But kind of messy and a lot of work tbh
burninatingthepeoples
I like diced sweet potatoes better. Chuck one in the food processor for a few pulses.
inthedaylightIdontpickupmyphone
I eat a lot of sweet potatoes! But the recipe I made with cauliflower would not work with sweet potatoes
inthedaylightIdontpickupmyphone
Does seem less messy at least!
burninatingthepeoples
*riced, stupid autocorrect.
inthedaylightIdontpickupmyphone
Sweet potatoes are also great spiralized in a cold salad if you’re into that!
JustGrimm
To have with cheese
skydivingbigfoot
That's not fair. This is true for all foods and most of everything else.
oifaen
Cut to tiny pieces, boil in cream until thick, put in a casserol, cheese ontop, in oven, serve with some meat
OnionCutter
And bacon
gowronscrazyeyes
And breadcrumbs and baked
karlyan
And optionally without cauliflower
DrunkenJedi
Fuck off mate cauliflower cheese is fucking delicious and it isn't JUST the cheese