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Feb 21, 2017 3:52 PM
GnomeTalmbout
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plierofmark
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDPgWhSaMlc TOASSSSSSST!
Houstonruss
Is this how the french lost the war?
20sidedhero
Rube Goldberg would be proud.
icantBEARit
Did it also cut a fucking brick in half?!
Ishkabibble317
best thing since sliced... oh never mind.
motoalchemist
someones gunna loose a testical
Howdidjadewdat
marvijarvi
Need high-speed camera
justtryingtohitthefrontpage
@repoststatistics
BJA007
ThisStupidUsernameIsAlreadyInUse
starbucks68
Build in s toaster too.
longdanz
I suggest adding plates to either side to catch the bread ;)
GrndCNTRL
1000 degree rocket knife vs bread
Djalabajoe
http://imgur.com/WKbAosk
Aitotexan
Tough idea to market. Just baguette and move on...
hjvaughan
Wow, that's the best thing since sliced bread!
thisusernameisnotrelevant
Im a little disappointed at how far I had to scroll to find this comment
AnEvilBrownEgg
-1 for not toasting the bread.
QueenofDesire
I was expecting that too
Mrfuzzywuggles
The backyard scientist on youtube
everythinggummy
@op is scum.... sauce https://m.youtube.com/user/TheBackyardScientist
SergeiBoobtitsky
You could at least link to the video. https://youtu.be/-RbQPhh7EyE
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Jetlagged
No credit, no mercy.
chaseNC
Does this have the slow motion camera footage? You can see the camera pointing to the bread.
BillHaleyandHisBANNEDComments2
buh whhhhy?
ihaveislexdia
For the convenience
bigtomstud84
To quickly slice bread. Did you see how fast that loaf was cut?
CrazyZonie
But it failed on feature #1: Toasting.
Delusional108
I'd buy one.
justaroundidolized
Sauce?
rugmiem
Si
Carryonmywesterosson
The Backyard Scientist on YouTube. 1000 degree flaming knife I believe
justaroundidolized
Thanks :) https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-RbQPhh7EyE
Darfieldboy
I'm in, tell me where to send the money?
Whenceitcame
Give me your bank info and SSN and I know a Nigerian prince that will pay you
rugmiem
imjustheretocorrectyourgrammarandspelling
*I'm in. Tell me where to send the money.
ReallyBadMemory
Username checks out.
FerricGuy
it's hot knife through butter, not hot knife through bread.
Gantzz321
toasting the bread while it cuts it, forward thinking
TheCarolingian
I thought he was going for instant toast?
craaaaaaaaaaaaig
Flash cook a lamb.
Afghaniscran
Rocket propelled hot knife through bread*
CrazyZonie
I think this is what he's going for: http://nerdist.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/ToastFeature06042015.jpg
ImHonestonhowIseethings
I still prefer the colin furze version of that
finnthepokeman
You goofed @op its back to the drawing board
JosephWunder
I think you mean the Cutting Board :D
NietMenno
Is it a 1000 degree knife though?
kanibal101
How could this fucking vid hit 50 M vue in 2 days is beyond me.
IllusionsPlay
You need to see this. http://imgur.com/n4wc3DL
S1GN4LF0XTR0T
JessieJanson
He needs a better design so the bread isnt burnt from the exhaust(is it poisoned? Whats the point if its not edible after?
WinterMute6364
That worked outbetter than I expected.
Moose79
Butter believe it
Ganivet
*breader than expected
zeratul1005
http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Fry-Clapping-With-Sandwiches.gif
scarcloud
Seems like you need that knife for your words as well.
demodulated
My favourite comment of the day
erischilde
Toasting portion still needs work. Slicing is 100%.
ChanningTastum
notacleverusername
better than expecbread
Squiblly
i cant believe its outbetter
smellybooger
Butter than expected*
craaaaaaaaaaaaig
acme64
read my gatdam mind +1
SeventhSirenThea
DickAsHardAsLife
Can it perform a vasectomy?
michaelladawn
I'd say yes, just not very well.
derekjohn
Why yes it can! But there might be some other collateral surgery carried out at the same time; anus enlargement, for example.
Alighierian
eh, details...
derekjohn
Dante, is that you? We'd heard you were stuck in Purgatory.
Alighierian
SHHHH not so loud! I'm trying to hide in ussrsub so I don't have to do all that boring purging stuff
derekjohn
Then I gather our information was correct.
DadApproved
Your neighbors must love you.
ourari
They used to. They're dead now.
3Ambitions
He has had the threat of someone being called in a lot of his videos
TitaniumPhoenix
How would they know? He's got such a lovely privacy fence.
nic65432
I said the exact same thing to my roommates when I stumbled upon his videos a few weeks ago. Like seriously, they're 20ft from him
HanShotFirst39
He'd be a better neighbor than any of mine.
DadApproved
He's probably a great neighbor when he isn't slicing bread.
S1GN4LF0XTR0T
Davld0811
If he's my neighbor and he's offering me warm, fresh bread, we're good.
Monka42
Pretty fucking well cut bread might I add
baconsmellsreallygood
He even seasoned the bread with black powder exhaust. How thoughtful.
LondonerBoy
And ever so slightly toasted
CrazyZonie
As long as he shouted "Fire in the hole", it's all good.
fistermatic5000
I'm a pretty heavy drinker. I say that every time I go to take a shit.
Denvercoder09
We also accept "For science!!"
CrazyZonie
How about, "Up yours!"?
GoogleFucker
I need to stop playing Overwatch. I heard that in Junkrat's voice
CrazyZonie
My daughter plays Junkrat a lot. However, I've been using that LONG before Overwatch.
GoogleFucker
Lol everyone has! But now I attribute it with him
CrazyZonie
FUCK YOU, BLIZZARD! YOU HAVE FOREVER RUINED THAT SAYING FOR LIFE! (Not I can't associate it with taking a stinky poop in the bathroom.)
HiddenSanity
Ahhh, reminds me of my Dad's tale of "Grog" the tinkerer and the legend of the underwear canon.
Duchessxo
Tell me a story? -bats eyelashes-
HiddenSanity
Hokay! ① Lemmie tell ya about Grog, Or Gronk, (Greg if you were a 'suit'), I only met him a few times myself as a kid, but he was very
HiddenSanity
⑪ noises coming from his property when he was toying with an engine or trying to invent a new fuel. Giant hedges soon surrounded his land;
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② Distinctive, he what a little shorter next to most adults, broad shouldered, just a bit of a belly, always in work clothing, with giant
HiddenSanity
⑧ Now, Grog moved in there when he was young and it was in the middle of nowhere on the lake, near the small town where I was born. But the
HiddenSanity
(22) Dragging the offending noisemaker into the back of a delivery van's carcass, and all that was seen was two pairs of flaming underwear,
HiddenSanity
⑦ the dump. His specialty was electronics, making most of his money from that and scrap metal, but he did everything in that shop.
Duchessxo
Yaaay :) Thank you, I loved your story, take allll the upvotes! <3
HiddenSanity
⑲BOOM!! The mix was off, too strong, the cannon cracked, they later found fragments of the ball, and it was LOUD, far louder than expected.
HiddenSanity
⑩ plot of land, he didn't sell, he lived there, he was gonna die there. And to hell with the new neighbors complaining about smells and
HiddenSanity
(21) side two partly clothed young adults ran out from the bushes to see, dogs howled in response to the booming echos. They scrambled.
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⑱Cars weren't even in the driveway, probably no one on vacation. So they brought the canon to the top of the hill over the lake, and fired.
HiddenSanity
⑥and capacitor imaginable. He had shelves of chemicals and compounds, some of questionable legality. Pipes, lumber, things he saved from
HiddenSanity
⑳My Dad claims that one neighbor who had boated in managed to jump 4' up while remaining horizontal from his nap in a hammock. On the other
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⑨ town grew, and the lakefront property around him got bought up and turned into luxury homes. In spite of the rising value of his large
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⑰ guys from the shop, etc. He packed it up with a couple pairs of long-johns for fodder, checking around; none of the neighbors in sight.
HiddenSanity
(23) Fluttering gently in the wind, high over the lake. The canon project ended there.
19random94
Take my 23 upvotes, you deserve it.
HiddenSanity
⑤electronic components, mostly scavenged from carefully disassembling old electronics and sorted out; a drawer for every kind of resistor
HiddenSanity
⑭ The book gave Grog a new idea: He was going to build a cannon, make his own gunpowder, the works. It'd be a great way to test his fuel
HiddenSanity
④ in a single cluttered room, the rest of the place was a meticulously organized workshop. Walls of component cabinets with sorted
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⑯mix. Finally the day came that he invited out my Grandfather and others to the first firing of his new cannon. My teenage (To be)dad, some
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⑬from idea to idea, project to project, and my Grandfather had brought him some books about the U.S. Civil war with the last load of scrap.
HiddenSanity
⑮mixtures too! So he worked, weeks of selecting old pipe, casting metals, wielding a frame, mixing powder, and adding his own ideas to the
HiddenSanity
③Buddy Holly glasses spattered with dried solder, and whiskers that were shaved once every week or so. He had a full sized home, but lived
HiddenSanity
⑫unkempt on his side except where it got in the way of storing another old truck or whatever. Now, aside from his electronics, Grog flitted