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These political compasses are getting weird
Sep 20, 2017 2:32 PM
unsafetydance
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Hutchy01
You can see a cry for help in the eyes of the Romney
LiziGrange
What kind of psychopath puts bread in a bread box without it being in a wrapper?
Twichy
purpleader
the 60s fashion looks nice
SpeedbagNutPunch
pizzapartyhard
Can you explain the Joker's "kills people" ranking?
monimoomo
#24 time of death: just now
MisplayMastermind
Well, I guess am chaotic neutral.
PartTimeMemeDealer9
What a coincidence
Peteykirch
Worst Cooks of America is comedic gold!![]()
CatsandDnD
Dear lord...
MooseInNoose
Uhhh, anyone here delighted by Insane Clown Posse?
SpeedbagNutPunch
I'm delighted by the lack of mention of them, but that's not today, so... never mind.
ATalkingMushroom
Mr. Mime is scary looking?
JamieSmyth
have you not looked at his fingers???
Theresaholeintheworldthere
umm date palms only take 4 to 8 years to bear fruit...
BigJewishHulk
Some even three years. 5-8 for full harvests. I keep seeing that image, and it's so wrong
NotThatOneTheOtherOne
puppykins
I agree - that cake is so cute!! I want one
livingsmartass
#3 you got your pennywises mixed up. Skärsgard was scarier, but numerically killed less
layo131
Skarsgård. Sorry.
Scrotumraptor
Why? Is not the same book/film?
livingsmartass
Movies differed, miniseries starring curry tallied 9 deaths (dead meat on YouTube counted) while the new IT only had about three. Sequels
NotThatOneTheOtherOne
FruitsmakemeToots
I'm down to the Pennywises and the Joker. I think the Joker would win because his fears are so complex. Although, Pennywise is a spider, 1/2
FruitsmakemeToots
Not a clown. It's an interesting idea I would pay to watch. 2/2
Styxwash
Heart diease. Someone else pointed this out. But now I told you.
Rip901
Right side is funny looking, not kills people.
stoutde
#35 had just as much response from his survey as everyone else did from their applications.
heylookitsmyusername
Pigachu? Son thats a shiny spoink dawg
Applepotamus
dontsayretarded0itsgay
#3 US congress on the top half hahaha
MasterPrime
#1 he looks like the kind of person that is way too loud all the time.
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BewareTheCrocigator
Just so nowadays
CarInAVet
Hisoka should be waaaaay higher up in #3.
CarInAVet
Also, now I want to go rewatch Hunter x Hunter. Again.
kininini
kawwmoi
While he's definitely capable of killing more people, iirc he doesn't actually kill many people since they aren't good enough for him.
Erries
I was thinking the same thing. Finished the series not too long ago and he's terrifying as fuck.
shadolance
The fact that Kefka was included in the clown chart makes me happy.
BluePaladin42
Trouble with Kefka is he both kills AND delights.
bearfightinsob
Is insane clown posse really delighting that many people?
FrigginCornflakes
laughing at their expense might not be delightful but it qualifies as entertainment
ResplendentCassowary
I mean you laugh, but juggalos go outside, meet people with similar interests and have sex, while we're here doing this.
plastikman
Oh Loonette...how I wish my face was that big comfy couch.
YoutubeCommenter
vastly underrated comment
Shewy92
At least she's honest?
Nihilarious
she's terrible at being a lesbian though
Exquisitine
Silver lining doesn't make something "good"
Fargirl
#unfriend
BuickRiviera
Actually I'd love to be her friend on FB people like this are fun to follow
dovebair
This is called "getting ahead of it". If you own what you have done, it cannot be used as a weapon.
thatguysorry
see last rap battle of 8 mile
0HI0
Wtf is zeebo the clown from. Is that the fucker from an Are You Afraid of the Dark???
REDS1X
yis, yis it is. good episode.
0HI0
AYAOTD Was the shit Growing up!! I remember there was a few episodes that stuck w me for awhile. IMO Show is not appropriated enough by nick
REDS1X
yup good show. I still have bits from most of the episodes in my noggin. the "i'm cold" kid. i always think about him every time i get cold.
KillerThief
Ronald McDonalds kills people?
reux
Heart disease
BewareTheCrocigator
The long-con
FruitsmakemeToots
You deserve more upvotes
magicflying
Need Doctor Rockso on your clown chart.
kbluvvs2surf
Killer Clowns from Outer Space. Since then I've never looked at cotton candy the same way again.
IamNotaFreakyFishGuy
CAN WE GET SOME ICE CUH-CUH-CUH-CREEEEAAAAMMM?
PitchforkSalesperson
Hisako is scary looking as fuck and Buggy definitely has killed people.
ThisIsNotMyTrueName
And ICP is way too close to "delights people"
incubusiness
And Captain Spaulding needs to be much farther on the "kills people" scale.
SociopathicOtter
And Zeebo was a killer clown. He stalked that kid down scaring tf out of him to get his nose back. Not a fuckin delight imo
PartiallyShavedSasquatch
They didn't have Gacey either.
lostmyfoundit
I like how Ronald is almost off the chart in the 'kills people' category.
TurtIeproof
It took me just a moment to realize how that's truly accurate.
PastelSugarCookies
diabetes is a cold killer
eggboy
Curry Pennywise is scarier than new Pennywise?
HALex9000
I DO COCAAAIINE!
BraveStrawberry
*put my hand in your pocket* ᴵ ᵈᵒ ᶜᵒᶜᵃᶦᶰᵉ
Halfton81
SoraPonyBoyVersetti
Yea and they wrongly have the ICP as delighting people
dijital101
The people that like them love them so they technically delight people and really, they are good at what they do. Not my favorite, but hey.
shwat
And they look funny not scary..
WhatTheDormouseSaid
LucidAftermath
You could say she's my X, man.
bioshockisagoodgame
...
AlkeneThiol
I finally realized he was gonna say "My Phoen-Ex" or at least I hope so
ironwolf6896
Ex-jean aka x-gene
ITryToBeEdgyAndCoolItsNotWorking
TBH I thought he'd say "My Ex, man" but that makes much less sense
AsAHistorian
I was thinking "ex, man," because it sounds like X-Man.
b3n9
Hahaha! I just thought that he realized he had no pun, and blasted her to save face.
LicentiousLassitude
Sobwhat you're saying is...he blasted off her face to save... face?
IWantAnEverythingBurrito
Could someone explain that one, please? I don't get it
PastelSugarCookies
Cyclopes is an X-Men character that shoots lasers from his eyes, he wears a special visor to keep the beams from killing everybody he sees.
ash96GiraffeMonster
I thought they'd be more to it... like shes my dead storm... but funny
JamesWonder
The make you think he is going to say something about "ex-woman" but cyclops' power is shooting lasers out of his eyes that he cant control
MasterMash
Oh I thought he was going to say something like "old flame" because she's uh, phoenix... or whatever...
JohnnyTheTacklingAlzhiemersPatient
"She's my, Pheon-ex."
AwkwardLee
Everything @JamesWonder said with telltale Horatio Caine thrown in the mix.
itsnotuitsme
But that's how you know he's going to say something important
laegaren
Twist n Tuck 4 life
RaynWisp
Tear the bag open and drape it over the loaf. Over a day or so, the bread will become rock hard, and ruin the next person's sandwich.
GeneralBullshit
Also a great way to get bricks to build houses
RaynWisp
"... and then the birds came. Their razor beaks tearing apart the home we once knew. For days they besieged us - their shrieks the only 1/2
RaynWisp
thing to break the constant assault of the clawing thunder. What was left can only be described as a husk of memories I once held dear." 2/2
GeneralBullshit
A bit short, but nevertheless a great read
CthulhusGreasyBallsack
Just reuse the twisty tie, there's no point in wasting what you already have.
beadyeyedsquirrel
Leave now
CthulhusGreasyBallsack
Fuck off
NapAllDayPartyNever
my bread comes with those tabs that are difficult to get back on
CthulhusGreasyBallsack
Then you're using them wrong.
NapAllDayPartyNever
do you have an instructional video on how to use them correctly?
CthulhusGreasyBallsack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjHUb7NSrNk