Jan 1, 2018 10:23 PM
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EliMFrost
@astayoung
MoldyKetchup95
Fuck teemo.
cAsEsEnSiTiViTy
I've said it before but I really mean it this time: Teemo can suck my dick.
FallingStar7669
A lot of things stop mattering when you've got an A+ bod and an even better personality.
AwesomeKazu
Give me some mushrooms and I will surely grow on you.
AahzAndArthurDent
First time I saw her at a Con was from behind. I was wondering why a 7 year old had the tomb Raider crop top and short shorts.
mczack13
LV1BlueSlime
Probably the same thing Teemo tells every girl he gets with. Accurate cosplay.
Waitinglikeastalkingbutler
strawberrycocoa
Dammit here I am trying to wean myself off of League of Legends then I see this and remember how much fun it is to annoy people with Teemo.
AManWhoWasntThere
Damn she is so cute!!
CommentsAreDumb
CommanderWilliamTRiker
I could go for a little sex right now
DoinkTurkeysDone
Captain teemo reporting for booty
Jessesayssciencebitch
It's the proper proportions for her height that make it hot. Also the being hot
relicen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jItz-uNjoZA
CaveHunter3000
WhiteyandtheFullEffect
Watch "Asta Young | Let's Talk About Sex" on YouTube https://youtu.be/Osc3M_2PCH0
TheScottishRonSwanson
Unless you want to ride a rollercoaster
PoppaBigBear
Looks like she's fun size.
xochiluvr
Closest you'll get to a Deadpool tiny handjob.
*legally
DetrimentalWolf
I would love to take her to my cave and have her mine for me.
TheOneBugs
Bitch, that's a Teemo! She's gonna build full AP and shove a 2,000 damage mushroom up your snatch!
azzy48
Still cute
moon35man2000
Sexy
desertcooler
Nabob14
Need banna for scale...
HushP
She so adorable! :)
PervyAesSedai
Fuckin' Teemo...
BunnyBroohaa
Literally.
Drixelix
And boom! 2/3 of your health gone
UnleashedMartyr
*Goes supp and just cheeses bot lane*
JunWasHere
Teemo (and Heimerdinger or Shaco) becoming World-Finals-viable is the one thing keeping me thinking "I may play LoL again someday"
Scarecrow0191
Well teemo and the donger are very easily itemized against. And we are moving into a heavy tank meta. Just FYI
idgaf, cause I don't play anymore. Again, "I may play LoL again someday" - When Teemo and Heimy are a thing. The "donger" thing is stupid.
BossCedar
Let me kill you and your jungle and get away clean with 10% life. Then step on a FREAKING shroom when I go to recall.
SilenzioTheWolf
And that's why I'm a Teemo main
Syrupdrizzler
How's bronze? I jest, I jest.
Ah, so how's the weather from your throne in hell?
ShadisticMelon
Same here me and my buddy run Teemo and twitch in the bot lane....we arent liked. lol
IamAMON
I have to bang a midget before I die
CottonTheClown
Never do it. Immortality.
Atemcyph
You should mate, your tool will look like a giant pipe in her hands
shinyRK9
https://imgur.com/mENScDc
AlNero11
Pass the 411 & any relevant info if you score before us
ihavehugetesticles
I cosign this statement. *High five*
Mumalot
To a midget... every dick is a big dick.
magila
Looks like I'm gonna live forever.
Woodncookies
Been there. It's ok. Good story.
Dardaro
DankShitHawk
#writing_prompt
Fireguy97
Let me know if your new little person friend has a sister.
Xynatox
Shut up, Doctor Octopus.
YaHeardTurdFerguson
Is there BEER in he'll?
souch
A great read
GetMeAReubenSandwich
Always wondered what it would be like to have a midget girl go up on me...
Ricksagainstreposts
zephyrbell
SendMeTheTittiestOfPics
A proportional midget.
existentialnihilismagnosticism
homunculus?
SonOfKazar
Midget=a fairly regular proportioned human, just small. Dwarf=the bobblehead, wacky proportion type.
pancreas
I think that's just called a child
MacKelvey
Very important
TheVakarian
Does a paraplegic count?
denigreur
No, that s a different item on the bucket list
comnakr
Step one: definitely don’t call them a midget. I think the preferred term is “little person”
Bombpier
A 5 year old is a little person. Midget is factually descriptive
Flyndaran
I think the real preferred term is their name.
CrazierConspiraciesThanTrump
4'10 counts as a midget right?
I thought it was 4'9" to qualify as idiopathic dwarf if not of a known genetic form.
FromDenmarkWithHate
It has nothing to do with height. It's about if you have the disease.
Piperr
The genetic condition is dwarfism. That makes you a dwarf. A midget is someone very short, usually defined as 4'10" or under
ItsNotASchoonerItsASailboat
Yep! Went to college with a girl that was 4'10", she was able to get a handicap pass for the parking lot because she was a "midget"
Eruzatide
Wth, I'm 4'7"..
Well that's off my checklist then
Nostradamuswaswrong
Ditto, plus she liked to be choked. It was awesome.
Founder007
Go on...
fsm4president
She's taking about her size, your size definitely matters.
ThatDirtyOldMan
but... maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan.
cousteau
She never said it didn't matter though
Gentlemanriot
Small hands make the junk look big.
captainalphabet
Everything's proportional when she's tiny..
drenix
#AllSizeMatter
DudeDuderDuderino
Mockingbirb
I'm 6 foot, 4 inches. Those are two measurements.
Qbertzilla88
classic
riceronijones360
I don't have to take that from fucking Teemo.
OlderThanYou
Truth, sad truth
YamatoIouko
My size would probably kill her. (Not really, but it wouldn't be fun for her, most likely.)
DickDastardly404
Well my size would be proportionately bigger, wouldn’t it, wiseguy?
Ireallycantthinkofanythingbetterrightnow
when his height starts with 5'
SplicketyLit
jayznnn
Trump hands
WrinkleStar
That's a tiny quarter
monkeyslotsofthem
Wh.. What's the banana for?
RepresentativeOfNorway
Its a sort of scale to see how far you can stretch your asshole.
kennedyr890
Looking for 6'3 or don't even talk to me!
wardenclyfe
I'm 6'3! Of course that two different measurements
lethargicmayhem
I'm six foot and three inches. Those are two different measurements.
IHateYouMyselfAndEveryone
Are those two separate measurements? Because if so, I'm in
THRAWN18
"what's your size?" "What's your weight?"
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
"What's your social security number?"
Combatmatt
"What's your mom's maiden name?" "What was the name of your first pet?" "Where'd you go to high school?" "Who was your favorite teacher?"
"By the way I'm not biased at all about Height or Weight, but I bet you have BEAUTIFULL fingerprints. And a Nice blood type."
ThisDique
She needs a ladder to give head. That'd be a fetish killer.
You think someone like that would ever bother giving head?
ItsCandleJack
You obviously don't know where penises are. Fun fact, they don't grow out of your forehead.
Darkspire
Have you never sat down in your life or what?
Sticklebrickk
She don't need a ladder to do fucking anything
koops
Jesus, you've have to coil that shit up and wear it as a belt + whip Indiana jones style!
6' or taller, no excuse, hit the gym!
iamamitten
you don't get taller by working out
presidentjoebiden
Bicep girth?
TheActualDonKnotts
Do a shitload of toe curls and you'll get like a half an inch taller.
definitelynotawolf
It’s a joke
BlakeTortilla
Its a reference to some tumblr post some chick made a while back or something.
LXA591
Also I’m 230 lbs and I work at McDonald’s
WhatzitTooya
...as garbage disposal?
I also have a literal list in my room (At my parent's where I still live) of the qualifications for a guy to even CONSIDER dating me.
TheRealAethrys
6 figures, 6"6, 6 genders studies degrees, and 6 dogs?
Any man who has taken 6 gender studies degrees and actually believed it would've sold himself into slavery then killed himself with a tampon
shoulkion
Size doesn't matter if your head game is strong enough.
goodnessgraciousme
Fantastic because I have one ginoooormous head
So long as your tongue can reach the primer button you're good!
SnowMeowPlush
As a gay man who can actually talk candidly with women about guys junk. They'll take a 2min sprinter over a hour marathon and average size.
helluvasparkplug
Um, no we won't lmao. Maybe you do though.
PIGGYBACKHAMIL
Did you go the the special needs school for metaphors?
Nofootlongs
Can you say that without the metaphor?
isthisnametakenalreadyguys
What am I supposed to understand from that. It's pretty cryptic
Soifon87
They might say so in candid talk. But for some women it actually hurts if the guy is too big. It's more important to have good techniques.
KurtHamster
What?
Chilloutandhitthis
Im getting my duck sicked
Did you make a typo? They’ll take a guy who finishes fast over a guy who can last a long time and has an average penis? That’s not correct.
DXAshram
I think he meant to say they'll take an average guy who can last over a hung guy who blows immediately.
Bibulus
I think it was the opposite, they prefer hung guys over guys that last
well, that's what I want to assume he said, but that's not at all what he said.
Of course, I'm just interpreting it to actually mean something.
I think im getting my duck sicked
EliMFrost
@astayoung
MoldyKetchup95
Fuck teemo.
cAsEsEnSiTiViTy
I've said it before but I really mean it this time: Teemo can suck my dick.
FallingStar7669
A lot of things stop mattering when you've got an A+ bod and an even better personality.
AwesomeKazu
Give me some mushrooms and I will surely grow on you.
AahzAndArthurDent
First time I saw her at a Con was from behind. I was wondering why a 7 year old had the tomb Raider crop top and short shorts.
mczack13
LV1BlueSlime
Probably the same thing Teemo tells every girl he gets with. Accurate cosplay.
Waitinglikeastalkingbutler
strawberrycocoa
Dammit here I am trying to wean myself off of League of Legends then I see this and remember how much fun it is to annoy people with Teemo.
AManWhoWasntThere
Damn she is so cute!!
CommentsAreDumb
CommanderWilliamTRiker
I could go for a little sex right now
DoinkTurkeysDone
Captain teemo reporting for booty
Jessesayssciencebitch
It's the proper proportions for her height that make it hot. Also the being hot
relicen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jItz-uNjoZA
CaveHunter3000
WhiteyandtheFullEffect
Watch "Asta Young | Let's Talk About Sex" on YouTube https://youtu.be/Osc3M_2PCH0
TheScottishRonSwanson
Unless you want to ride a rollercoaster
PoppaBigBear
Looks like she's fun size.
xochiluvr
Closest you'll get to a Deadpool tiny handjob.
xochiluvr
*legally
DetrimentalWolf
I would love to take her to my cave and have her mine for me.
TheOneBugs
Bitch, that's a Teemo! She's gonna build full AP and shove a 2,000 damage mushroom up your snatch!
azzy48
Still cute
moon35man2000
Sexy
desertcooler
Nabob14
Need banna for scale...
HushP
She so adorable! :)
PervyAesSedai
Fuckin' Teemo...
BunnyBroohaa
Literally.
Drixelix
And boom! 2/3 of your health gone
UnleashedMartyr
*Goes supp and just cheeses bot lane*
JunWasHere
Teemo (and Heimerdinger or Shaco) becoming World-Finals-viable is the one thing keeping me thinking "I may play LoL again someday"
Scarecrow0191
Well teemo and the donger are very easily itemized against. And we are moving into a heavy tank meta. Just FYI
JunWasHere
idgaf, cause I don't play anymore. Again, "I may play LoL again someday" - When Teemo and Heimy are a thing. The "donger" thing is stupid.
BossCedar
Let me kill you and your jungle and get away clean with 10% life. Then step on a FREAKING shroom when I go to recall.
SilenzioTheWolf
And that's why I'm a Teemo main
Syrupdrizzler
How's bronze? I jest, I jest.
PervyAesSedai
Ah, so how's the weather from your throne in hell?
ShadisticMelon
Same here me and my buddy run Teemo and twitch in the bot lane....we arent liked. lol
IamAMON
I have to bang a midget before I die
CottonTheClown
Never do it. Immortality.
Atemcyph
You should mate, your tool will look like a giant pipe in her hands
shinyRK9
https://imgur.com/mENScDc
AlNero11
Pass the 411 & any relevant info if you score before us
ihavehugetesticles
I cosign this statement. *High five*
Mumalot
To a midget... every dick is a big dick.
magila
Looks like I'm gonna live forever.
Woodncookies
Been there. It's ok. Good story.
Dardaro
DankShitHawk
#writing_prompt
Fireguy97
Let me know if your new little person friend has a sister.
Xynatox
Shut up, Doctor Octopus.
YaHeardTurdFerguson
Is there BEER in he'll?
souch
A great read
GetMeAReubenSandwich
Always wondered what it would be like to have a midget girl go up on me...
Ricksagainstreposts
zephyrbell
SendMeTheTittiestOfPics
A proportional midget.
existentialnihilismagnosticism
homunculus?
SonOfKazar
Midget=a fairly regular proportioned human, just small. Dwarf=the bobblehead, wacky proportion type.
pancreas
I think that's just called a child
MacKelvey
Very important
TheVakarian
Does a paraplegic count?
denigreur
No, that s a different item on the bucket list
comnakr
Step one: definitely don’t call them a midget. I think the preferred term is “little person”
Bombpier
A 5 year old is a little person. Midget is factually descriptive
Flyndaran
I think the real preferred term is their name.
CrazierConspiraciesThanTrump
4'10 counts as a midget right?
Flyndaran
I thought it was 4'9" to qualify as idiopathic dwarf if not of a known genetic form.
FromDenmarkWithHate
It has nothing to do with height. It's about if you have the disease.
Piperr
The genetic condition is dwarfism. That makes you a dwarf. A midget is someone very short, usually defined as 4'10" or under
ItsNotASchoonerItsASailboat
Yep! Went to college with a girl that was 4'10", she was able to get a handicap pass for the parking lot because she was a "midget"
Eruzatide
Wth, I'm 4'7"..
CrazierConspiraciesThanTrump
Well that's off my checklist then
Nostradamuswaswrong
Ditto, plus she liked to be choked. It was awesome.
Founder007
Go on...
fsm4president
She's taking about her size, your size definitely matters.
ThatDirtyOldMan
but... maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan.
cousteau
She never said it didn't matter though
Gentlemanriot
Small hands make the junk look big.
captainalphabet
Everything's proportional when she's tiny..
drenix
#AllSizeMatter
DudeDuderDuderino
Mockingbirb
I'm 6 foot, 4 inches. Those are two measurements.
Qbertzilla88
classic
riceronijones360
I don't have to take that from fucking Teemo.
OlderThanYou
Truth, sad truth
YamatoIouko
My size would probably kill her. (Not really, but it wouldn't be fun for her, most likely.)
DickDastardly404
Well my size would be proportionately bigger, wouldn’t it, wiseguy?
Ireallycantthinkofanythingbetterrightnow
when his height starts with 5'
SplicketyLit
jayznnn
Trump hands
WrinkleStar
That's a tiny quarter
monkeyslotsofthem
Wh.. What's the banana for?
RepresentativeOfNorway
Its a sort of scale to see how far you can stretch your asshole.
kennedyr890
Looking for 6'3 or don't even talk to me!
wardenclyfe
I'm 6'3! Of course that two different measurements
lethargicmayhem
I'm six foot and three inches. Those are two different measurements.
IHateYouMyselfAndEveryone
Are those two separate measurements? Because if so, I'm in
THRAWN18
"what's your size?" "What's your weight?"
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
"What's your social security number?"
Combatmatt
"What's your mom's maiden name?" "What was the name of your first pet?" "Where'd you go to high school?" "Who was your favorite teacher?"
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
"By the way I'm not biased at all about Height or Weight, but I bet you have BEAUTIFULL fingerprints. And a Nice blood type."
ThisDique
She needs a ladder to give head. That'd be a fetish killer.
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
You think someone like that would ever bother giving head?
ItsCandleJack
You obviously don't know where penises are. Fun fact, they don't grow out of your forehead.
Darkspire
Have you never sat down in your life or what?
Sticklebrickk
She don't need a ladder to do fucking anything
koops
Jesus, you've have to coil that shit up and wear it as a belt + whip Indiana jones style!
Combatmatt
6' or taller, no excuse, hit the gym!
iamamitten
you don't get taller by working out
presidentjoebiden
Bicep girth?
TheActualDonKnotts
Do a shitload of toe curls and you'll get like a half an inch taller.
definitelynotawolf
It’s a joke
BlakeTortilla
Its a reference to some tumblr post some chick made a while back or something.
LXA591
Also I’m 230 lbs and I work at McDonald’s
WhatzitTooya
...as garbage disposal?
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
I also have a literal list in my room (At my parent's where I still live) of the qualifications for a guy to even CONSIDER dating me.
TheRealAethrys
6 figures, 6"6, 6 genders studies degrees, and 6 dogs?
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
Any man who has taken 6 gender studies degrees and actually believed it would've sold himself into slavery then killed himself with a tampon
shoulkion
Size doesn't matter if your head game is strong enough.
goodnessgraciousme
Fantastic because I have one ginoooormous head
shoulkion
So long as your tongue can reach the primer button you're good!
SnowMeowPlush
As a gay man who can actually talk candidly with women about guys junk. They'll take a 2min sprinter over a hour marathon and average size.
helluvasparkplug
Um, no we won't lmao. Maybe you do though.
PIGGYBACKHAMIL
Did you go the the special needs school for metaphors?
Nofootlongs
Can you say that without the metaphor?
isthisnametakenalreadyguys
What am I supposed to understand from that. It's pretty cryptic
Soifon87
They might say so in candid talk. But for some women it actually hurts if the guy is too big. It's more important to have good techniques.
KurtHamster
What?
Chilloutandhitthis
Im getting my duck sicked
DickDastardly404
Did you make a typo? They’ll take a guy who finishes fast over a guy who can last a long time and has an average penis? That’s not correct.
DXAshram
I think he meant to say they'll take an average guy who can last over a hung guy who blows immediately.
Bibulus
I think it was the opposite, they prefer hung guys over guys that last
DickDastardly404
well, that's what I want to assume he said, but that's not at all what he said.
DXAshram
Of course, I'm just interpreting it to actually mean something.
Chilloutandhitthis
I think im getting my duck sicked