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Feb 12, 2021 3:53 AM
siannybach
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STGxDante
Him: stop playing games Her: I'm not! also her *glues vagina shut*
UncleScarwasright
Can you hear them? They talk about us
Doesn't matter what they say
In the jealous games people play
Hey, hey, hey
Our lips are sealed
Rogermooreseyebrow
Gorilla lube sounds soooo wrong!
Dashpot
That's not lube. It's eyedrops.
Bizarkly
*Congratulations* on getting a Darwin Award without having to die first!
astrangehop
There was the guy who used a live round as a truck fuse and shot himself in the nuts.
whatsthebigbuttonfor
To be eligible for a Darwin award you need to fullfill a specific requirement which is not met https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darwin_Awards
i0nlyUseFuturamaGIFS
PunTheJewels
Overly attached girlfriend.
tecryder
Isn't glue the opposite of lube?
ministryofpeace
Yep. One to get ya off, the other hard to get off
igollum42
It’s moisture activated. So it becomes more lubey.
Bonsaipanda
https://twitter.com/siannybach/status/1359493699512766464
factcheckmate
I am sueing extinquisher maker, because it clearly failed to put out a fire in my stomach
HanSoslow
Not super glue. But if you learn how to properly apply GG, you'll find it is better at some things.
TangoTouche
Eric the seal
SocaXiame2000
I'm like.. a little conflicted but I guess she's free now so.. let the meme times roll!
SQLdragon
I think that bottle is for eyedrops... and I hear they make a nasal spray too.
GoldenPenisOfWisdom
Which lips?
FlyingButtPliers
Overly Attached Girlfriend Approved
falchi
Welsh gay spoon
Malikhi
Which lips?
OmniverseDayDreamer
That's one way to tell him you don't want sex
MrNobodyWTB
Don't worry, there's a kink for everything.
Assholethecat
Still 2 more holes
Domivla
Huh. I think she wanted him to get stuck inside her so they never Hve to be seperate again. You're totally misreading the situation.
Ghlargh
Glue his dick to his belly?
SqueezitTheClown
How would you feel if every time you needed to piss you had to do a fuckin handstand?!
Ghlargh
I'd just go pee in the shower honestly.
SonderingStrike
Flexible, I assume
Jollyphoenix
Just here to point out that the gorilla glue hair lady had no intent to sue gorilla glue and the lawsuit thing was a tumor spread by morons.
DoomSquirter
she got 13k from a gofundme. same difference. basically trying to get reimbursed for doing something insanely stupid.
SophieClockwise
polkapowa
Well since it's not lupus (because it never is), it's gotta be a tumor.
awesomeo2022
If tumors could be spread by morons the human race would go extinct.
EnderSwe
Hey! I’m not a moron?
Pillmatic540540
Do you have a source on that? Cuz everything I keep seeing says she's hired an attorney and is exploring her legal options against G. Glue.
MadeYouLookAgain
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/woman-suing-gorilla-glue-hair/
Pillmatic540540
Ah ok, so there is no confirmation on her hiring an attorney. Thank you, that helps! I don't want to spread things that aren't true.
twistedfrenchfry
https://www.etonline.com/tessica-brown-is-not-just-the-gorilla-glue-girl-her-message-to-the-internet-exclusive-160369 best I could find
FloodingWaters
the gorilla glue marketing team outta make her sign a waiver of claims and then help her out. The free advertising has been better than
FloodingWaters
anything they could've come up with on their own
animus07
Not sure your supposed to fucking eat it either way.
Megamar
Wrong lips...
siannybach
That’s so aggressively thoughtful of you to say <3
THEmichaelscarn12
pareidoliaperson
Why aren't there any autune songs of this yet??
TheCuntCrusader
Have another dad laugh!
TheCuntCrusader
Surprise, it comes with a secondary reaction!
Glitchoff
Ha ha HAAAA ha huh
Samothspawn
frontsightfocus
StayClassyImgurV2
WhereIsMyAppleQuava
Requesting sauce.
THEmichaelscarn12
WhereIsMyAppleQuava
darthstormer
Look, the bottle doesn't say to NOT use it as lube...so....I think that means you can.
UrsaPsi
"Bonds to skin instantly, irritant". I mean that BASICALLY tells me "not lube".
AlfakaGordonShumway
In the US .. someone will do it, sues and then you will find a warning about it on future products
PicassoCT
Extra-Virgine Vagine Gorilla Glue..
hellodepressionspeaking
It says multipurpose, so it should be fine
Tavarix
/a/CHpG3ZG
MrWizzzard
KingPancakes
maskedrabbit
You can, just try to finish before it dries
bro02tc
I mean that is some amazing logic this is something cam get behind
hogeyegrex
There once was a couple named Kelly.
hogeyegrex
Who went around belly to belly.
hogeyegrex
For once, in their haste
hogeyegrex
They used library paste
hogeyegrex
Instead of petroleum jelly.
Importaku
Whose lips were gaping and smelly.
ArtisZ
Ahh America and the way you're ready to sue over the smallest shit. Because it's not written on the packaging. Still reminds cat in
ArtisZ
Microwave oven.
waifusouls
That's a misnomer resulting from a McDonalds smear campaign. They were rightfully sued, and retaliated by creating this "people are obsessed
waifusouls
with lawsuits over trivial matters" narrative to slander the plaintiff and protect their image.
ArtisZ
Alright. Fair enough. You made me change my mind. Thank you.