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VitaminT
#1 Maybe he has a hoarding problem. Maybe he doesn’t.
Endocrom
#1
thecleaningladyfiredme
#11 never been to Silsbee, but I've been to Channelview and Odessa, and I can confirm that they are good choices for elimination.
weave
#12 it's not so much that someone upset it, but it's afraid of the dark
keyblader1985
#22 all except B today. Chalking it up as a win
LordOfTheFattys
#13 In avatar, like in many mythological views of the world, the moon isn't a rock. It's a spirit. And sokka wouldn't know to call it a rock .
barrygoodman247
#15 Banana peel for scale?
TotallyNotSarcastic
I’d never seen #24 before. That made me laugh pretty hard. I was all feeling bad for her and proud of her coworkers and boss and…bam… hahaha
mithiwithi
Imagine being in the stall going about your, ahem, business, and then a bunch of people do a fish funeral in the next stall. WTF indeed.
TheAussieNerd
#1 Let me introduce you to the Ruyi-Bang and the Jingu-Bang
usnerd55
Schrodinger has all the stuff because of those gunchucks.
Zixtank
#2 Always use excessive amount of butter.
TheFishFace
#21 these are all bullshit, made up to sound smart, rather than old sayings of questionable wisdom.
Asgth
#13 It is a bit fucking far away as well, might be a problem for bending.
tirohtar
#6 feeding an angel communion bread... This smells like a good setup for a Supernatural-type story of a rogue/fallen angel/Lucifer trying to usurp God's power by consuming his flesh and blood xD
InkwellCap
I've never asked this before, but why does Pornhub even have a comments section?
cheeseman93
One use is when the performers aren't credited, people can ask/answer who they are
Ajierene
#50 as a young gen X, I can do both
Emmepathic
I'm sorry, but it's been long enough that "young" and "gen x" are mutually exclusive now xD
Higure
#13 She must have 1) heard about it, being the daughter of a noble and therefore been taught at the very least poetry since before she could speak, and 2) noticed that other people behave much less blind some nights than others.
Filanwizard
#1 Gunchucks sounds like a weapon that would show up in Warframe.
ArkoneAxon
Throw in a Prime Reach mod into your nunchucks, plus a +range Riven, and you're starting to get pretty close.
BunnyBeard
#38 we need to know more. What are the powers? How are they activated? Why are they contained only to his penis?
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XavierElrose
Question 1: He shoots lasers from his dick when he ejaculates. Question 2: He shoots lasers from his dick when he ejaculates. Question 3: He shoots lasers from his dick when he ejaculates.
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
In the balls
Talligan
#2 chop, toss with olive oil and salt. Put on baking sheet with parchment paper. 400f (200 fan) for 22 minutes. 45 if it's baby potatoes. Listen to people tell you how amazing you are in the kitchen
Talligan
Or to save on dishes, get a fully metal nonstick pan, toss right in the pan and chuck it into the oven.
Coschts
#13 Toph would definetly bend the moon just to prove she can.
WolvenLore
i wanna watch toph bend sokka's ex gf now.
KinetoPlay
If they had just told Toph about the moon she could have been like, "Eclipse bitch! Goodbye fire bending!"
FinnStep19275
#37 3rd rock from the sun didnt age very well.... sad
jayman0123
#25 from now on, just to mess with people, let's make all the bad fiction stuff happen on the 16th
Mercenarity
#7 Thank you, Sindri. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTuh-0znG7s
gtotherizzle
#2 med-high is the highest setting for a stove unless you are boiling water...med/med high is proper sautee
astrangehop
Properly caramelizing onions takes way more than ten minutes. Good pizza dough has been in the fridge overnight.
NaughtButOne
That's not even a little true. Lots of things call for cranking the heat. Stir fry and searing a steak are two that come immediately to mind.
HalfPintKatie
Dolly Parton is the original "Hannah Montana"!
SergeantMajorSpoiler
Well, she is Miley Cyrus' godmother. Coincidence? I think not.
HalfPintKatie
I concur!!
TurnsOut42WasASlightMiscalculation
#21 Gah! These are all re-writings to "improve" the sayings after the fact. Not actually the origins
malakim
Tumblr being tumblr
nichfra
But now you can find countless pages that claim those were the originals all just referencing each other. A giant circle jerk of "sources" if you will.
Shewy92
What about "a few bad apples spoil the bunch"?
minant
That is the accurate and full metaphor from *at least* the 16th century that people mis-use, not understanding it. https://www.merriam-webster.com/words-at-play/one-bad-apple-spoil-the-barrel-metaphor-phrase
GeneralAnubis
There's not a lot of evidence one way or the other unfortunately
MagicalScientist
One of the replies to that post has a breakdown of the first published usages of each "extended" version vs the originals without the extra bits. These are mostly attempts at witty comebacks, not "the original whole phrases".
potshot
But there is?
PrincessWendyB
Nope. Those are all correct kiddo
Uswubz9
Not entirely, the ones I am familiar with are legit. 🤷♂️
potshot
None of them are. The only slightly applicable one is the Jack of all trades saying, in that it was originally a compliment, with "Master of none" being the addition. But the further continuation was an even later addition. One of the earliest references to "Blood is thicker" does state that "water relations"(i.e. baptism) is stronger, but it does by referencing the original and specifically contradicting the commonly understood meaning.
MagicalScientist
Not even that, they're "witty comebacks".
charondaboatman
#11 i have those exact tiles. They used to be the backsplash in our old kitchen. Ripped out the kitchen, kept the tiles.
JadeNB1729
Experience shows that pickles don't work well as tiles.
charondaboatman
LullabyJones
#11 all in Texas
hamstock
As a Texan...yeah. there's good bits here and there, but Odessa? Jesus tit sucking christ does that place suck.
Deros1331
*slowdeatha* is what we use to call that shit hole. I wouldnt be sad if it dissappeared.