thisisreallynottheusernameiwanted
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And I really needed a laugh this morning.
Credit: @RayloKen
Apr 2, 2017 3:12 PM
thisisreallynottheusernameiwanted
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And I really needed a laugh this morning.
Credit: @RayloKen
matsaikat
Plot twist: it was his mom who farted.
Hadashi
It can be an infection in the gut lining.
Munchman347
'And I suspect the guy with that companion animal, the furry little black one with the white stripe'
8StoryTallCrustaceonFromThePaleozoicEra
Lemme borrow about tree fiddy
suckmybuttdotedu
@razor10000 ?
ffilm
Maybe whoever wrote the note has nose cancer and it makes roses smell like anal gases. He just doesn't know it yet.
frosty147
One time I boarded a small commuter flight super hungover with bad cramps (beer shits) and woke up 2 hours later to zero eye contact.
brucom
A fox smells his own hole first.
SidneyHarbor
@RepostStatistics
Possibleinsomina
#cavehockey
On963
He had the most comfortable ass in the world.
IbuildRobots
ffilm
Plot twist: the guy was burping, and he has esophagus cancer.
CaptainGrowler
@AQueensHeart
Darkspire
Ooo, bad form sport.
RelevantMagicCard
http://imgur.com/IYgkgmu
WalterSobchaksWorldOfPain
Was this written by my wife? She tells me all the time I might have something seriously wrong with me. I am often quite smelly.
JudgeNotByTheColorOfOnesSkinButByTheContentsOfOnesDumps
A lot of protein will make it ungodly horrid too. Diet is everything but also you need a good probiotic and fiber
dasklaus
Look into your diet first, but if it's a persistent problem, go to a doctor, yes.
MistressLyda
She might be right. Inflammation and bad diets can cause some vile fumes.
Hadashi
It can be diet, or infection, or a few other things. You need to get it checked. Try diet, don't let them fob you off with irritable bowel.
swiftshiv
I'm a surgical tech... I've had a doc during a general case stop operating and ask what that smell was, because he thought he'd hit bowel...
UrAvgItalian
Sounds like an House M.D. episode
jurassicfantastic
Smelt it dealt it
JackHarknessNerdySidekick
The Todd remembers this
joMalignancy
Hello, fellow scrub!
swiftshiv
Yoooooo... shit sucks, huh?
Yolorush4
Is your name Chris Turk?
NotEven0nce
DOX'D
greggythe6th
Turk turkleton !!!!
greggythe6th
Turk turkleton
afterdinneromelets
And Mrs. Turkleton. The Turkletons!
TotallySaneScientist
Sounds like another guy's story I saw on here before, or have I already seen you tell it?
Flyndaran
It must have happened many times in history. Surgeons need to be wary of nicking bowels, and people fart from their bowels. Seems legit.
RoxanneLaWin
They're doing the rounds because I saw it on tumblr.
AwkwardLee
I remember reading that here somewhere too.
thisisreallynottheusernameiwanted
Credit to OP is right in the post.
TotallySaneScientist
About the farts during an operation in the above comment, not the image. ?
thisisreallynottheusernameiwanted
Oh my bad disregard.