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May 28, 2025 4:26 AM
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scarabrae
#1 is a crime. downvote.
Primotimewaster
#12 I guess I've been in the second half of my life since I was a teen.
SavageDrums
#17 The other monkeys would also gang up and kill that monkey....
schoenertaktak
people get arrested for everything in the US
MyCommentsUsuallyHaveTypos
I might start collecting stamps.
drunkbs
#1 https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1OGRkcWgyd3JtZWN2NGFxcnlqcHFodTE4MTFzajVhOXg5djdicmRmOCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/0JaSaUEjbQVbL2lcft/200w.webp
BeerFueledAdventurer
#11 "Loose lips sink ships" ... nothing new at all about pumping the enemy for info through whatever means, except the Tinder part
TyrannusEquus
#2 But the ultra wealthy always desire more.
PunnyTiger
i'm not sure why they call it "common" sense when it's more rare than pearls.
mirria
#3 common issue with ADHD. Meds aren't helping anywhere as much as I hoped it would for motivation and executive function, but on the bright side since I started Vyvanse I actually lost 25 pounds because I can actually control my hunger. I "forgot" to eat cookies yesterday.
DigiT00l
Doesn't work as well as I would like, but if I ever don't take them, I am reminded by the fact that they do indeed work for the H part of ADHD, just not really the AD part, at least not as well as I'd like
NaughtButOne
#15 "We" didn't - but we kinda did. Violence always benefits the first person to use it, whether it's physical violence or systematic. The first monkey who decided to hoard bananas set us on this road. We 'allowed' it by trying to be compassionate and understanding, which only encouraged more antisocial monkeys. Kindness is a weakness, *if* you aren't willing to respond to violence with overwhelming, decisive retaliation and occasionally beat another monkey to death for hoarding all the bananas.
GravyEducation
#17 we would study them long term but the other ones beat them to death for doing it.
KMakyra
#28 that's just Woody from Psych
Wapusk
#22 I worked for a Canadian retail chain of lumber/hardware/home improvement stores, our motto was "Home Owners Helping Homeowners" and every day I thought of this and grinned.
pritolus
#15 many didn't, but were destroyed by America one way or another. And the few they couldn't destroy they demonized
AwwWrecker
#17 This would never happen because the other monkeys would team up and rip the hoarder to shreds.... Oh...
eromitlab
#40 Where I work, we used to have a creative services director and a director of engineering that would occasionally just show up in the room where we work and start measuring things, and that became our tipoff that they were about to about to really disrupt everything by making a bunch of changes.
CakeShapedPie
What kind of work is that?
Jaqdakloun
#5 The sign made me sad, cows are decent people
errrgh
#4 The Darkness did something similar releasing "I Believe In A Thing Called Love" followed by "Love Is Only A Feeling" then disappearing.
a2s2020
#28 It’s ok; she’s used to crumbs in bed
WhoHim
#34 But what about "2 Breakfast 2 Breakfurious"?
Torvucci
#5 Happened to my dad's friend. New road, cut in a hill. Got a deer landing on his roof.
Free venaison !
SMarkt
#1 this is, how fleischkäse sandwiches from globus here in hamburg look like. they cost 1 euro. and they are fckn tasty. better not think about, whats in it.
slipmagt
Ive never wanted to collect a stamp before.
LeftyBigGuns
Ukraine sells post cards with that design along with several others. https://uapostcards.org/
slipmagt
Nice, and they have that postcard/stamp on there.
drw16
#38 i just like the fit of the hoodies and jackets, and that a garment i like will last a decade or longer
criminalsarcasm
Paid advertisement
a2s2020
Is this one of those dumps of x random things and an ad?
drw16
i should get paid. instead im just defending a product that people sometimes mock me for wearing because im insecure.
Mauriach
My father in law bought me a browning jacket about 15 years ago that I'd never have been thought about buying myself. That is the most durable jacket I've ever owned, and it'll likely outlast me.
Some of those redneck/country brands are seriously worth the money.
FaecalJacksonPollock
#17: The other monkeys would beat the hoarder to death and take the bananas back before the first scientist arrived on the scene.
eoyorre
sounds like a great idea
peridotstar
'Return to monke'
ihateimgurffs
Yea, but our monkey give some of the bananes to a band of enforcers who protect them, then create a narrative that those enforcers protect everyone, because "those other monkeys want to take the half of a banana you own".
Voxius
There are way more us than them. Others are starting to realize it too. Just gotta wait a bit longer, the more shit like this they do, the more people wake up.
azarza
maybe but they don't pay them.. state does + random civil forfeiture laws do. fix and take over all that and suddenly the amount of enforcers goes down, forcing the hiring of private security, think private armies, and then a breakdown into weird modern fiefdoms. all isolated, vulnerable and distracted
ropetopus
He also makes sure to not hoard ALL the bananas; just 99%. They are seemingly very generous to some of the monkeys who help them hoard bananas. Enough so that the other monkeys think “getting him to give me bananas is probably better risk/reward than fighting for them”.
Then the rich monkeys convince the poor monkeys that other poor monkeys demanding fair treatment is the actual problem, so the poor monkeys fight each other
NaughtButOne
#1 With the state of groceries being what they are, I have returned to the humble bologna sandwich and I gotta tell you, it's pretty great. Lots of protein, fat for energy. Between brown bread with a heap of sauerkraut; tons of vitamins and fiber. Butter, and a bunch of deli mustard with black pepper. Decently low carbs, good array of vitamins. The cholesterol and saturated fat isn't great, but eh. Throw in a couple slices of cheddar if budget allows.
Also good fried, with an egg.
ximzadix
yeah with prices the way they are I've started to buy devon again lol.
Loved it when I was a kid, some cheese and tomato w/ relish if mum was rich that week otherwise just some tomato sauce :P
At $5kg its hard to beat the value
NaughtButOne
Ah yeah, same stuff. I've never tried it with tomato. 🤔
I did recently pick up some tomato paste and have been using that in place of keeping fresh tomato. It works really well on tuna, and stows in the fridge without having to worry over it. I've also been alternating between the sauerkraut and sweet pickles.
I'll try and figure out some combination that can work with tomato. c:
ximzadix
for us it was the cheap option for ham, works well in most things that ham does