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Feb 23, 2017 3:48 AM
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SemperFiZero
She looks like the sloth from ice age.
jprofitt2310
I just don't believe her.
FatSavage
Impromptu roast me? Aaand go.
YouGotAButt
Judging from you guys' comments I gues you have GFs hotter than her. You lying scum.
Lulabel73
Tater4049
I've had hell over the for just the opposite reason.https://m0.joe.ie/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/08100521/did.gif
PhooZzy
Nothing that is not in the same space is in the same time zone. Special relativity.
salsachops
This is why dogs are better than people.
Iwantedtoseehowlongicouldwritebeforitstopedme
Let's be honest no one noticed her eyes tell after the read that
APenguinNamedZach
BreenW
I believe the actual story is the boss commented that she should be front of house(restaurant) and she refused.
PizzaGovorun
There were no survivors!
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Vidikron
Her eyes are like stars. Not because they're pretty, but because they're really far apart.
Schwingset
Jesus I matched this girl on tinder she thought she was the bollocks!
MisanthropicVeteran
myweaknessisstrong
Hey, at least she gets a 360 degree view. No predators sneaking up on her!
rockdoctor
You misheard: she's to good AT looking
t4mack
sarcamic
She sees what you did there... and there too
whydoidothisallday
That's why I get fired too. I'm too good looking. That and I'm a total piece of shit, but mostly the ridiculously good looking thing
pocktio
Some times, I think there's more to life than being ridiculously ridiculously good looking.
fitlex
Hey man, you can't help it that you're really, really, really ridiculously good looking.
AlwaysCorrect
SirKillsTheJoy
Calm down there Blue Steel.
dudeiamadude
Why do you do this all day?
BorkD
dunno dude
MyPatronusIsVernonDursley
I like wide-set eyes...
batlrar
"Hey, babe."
FamousGayRubik
Saying her eyes are "Wide-set" is like saying Hitler was kind of a meanie
MyPatronusIsVernonDursley
Disagreed.
HeiheiForPresident
It's usually a symptom of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome i.e. the mother drank while pregnant
MyPatronusIsVernonDursley
No, no it's not usually that.
PompKnight
Guys, there was a typo in the headline; it's supposed to read "Too Good At Looking"!
BeneGesseritConspiracyTheorist
Came back to upvote this
DepressyDragon
Literal Lol going on here, very nicely punned
Retrospektic
Yeah, I hear television hates sex appeal.
matticusspraypaintimus
Especially the Mexico weather station
Arrrrgggggghhhh
Yep that and movies, only ugly people allowed.
JonestownClassPresident
Maybe it was British television
DoglessProps
Hey, wait. We've got... No, you're right. Carry on.
graehall
So aside from the kneejerk she says she's attractive so lol I told her she's not attractive low effort joke. What's the story? Was she?
jillton
http://www.refinery29.com/2017/02/141758/woman-fired-too-attractive-sexism - some sauce
HeiheiForPresident
Apparently she was working backstage on a show and one of the producers started chatting her up, which lead to a dismissal from another boss
findlesticks
That must suck for her. The headline is very misleading
HeiheiForPresident
That's why she's kicking up such a fuss about it. Producer mistook her for model > chatting > she wasn't doing her job > dismissed
yourcreepyunclefriendly
It sounds like she got screwed unless she actually stopped working because of it, other weekend my waitress started flirting with a guy and
yourcreepyunclefriendly
I had to go grab my sushi off the counter because it had been there about 2mins and was getting cold