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Eminem's daughter Hailie is now 21 years old
Mar 29, 2017 2:57 PM
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VampireLilithRayne
She's pretty. Cute shoes too :)
FragPenguin
And he still looks the same age
Steelballsofstill
Himalayiantortoise
My sister used to dance with her. She came to my house for sisters bday and her nanny dropped her off in an escalade and a guard on ourporch
hugeroner
You dont. Wanna fuck with Haley. Cuz Shady. Fill fuckin kill you.
gregorclegane
Honestly, fuck this, I respect that guy enough and love his work enough not say a goddamn thing about his life.
mburicao
TotallyNOTtheCIAdudeSERIOUSLY
I always thought she was SO much younger than me. I'm 25 o.O
championschampion
She kinda looks like how I expect an alien to look
JoshDavis1986
Imagine his reaction if his daughter starts dating someone that grew up listening to his music...
hereforcake
That's almost inevitable unless she goes for someone a lot older.
ColonKoala
*Palms sweaty* *weak knees* *balls get heavy*
jkxs
mom's SPAGHETTI!!!!
GibsonRickenbacker
It's disturbing how much plastic surgery she has had done already.
feedmeyoursins
wtf you on? she looks like her dad.
dontcallmeplath
Why do you say that? Just looks like an average young white girl to me.
dontcallmeplath
At most maybe nose and lips touched up? but you'd be surprised how much can be accomplished with makeup application and corrective clothing.
AntD
Def looks like she been under the knife.
Biteymcbiteface
So I'm officially old enough to want to sleep with a guy who has grown ass kids. Oh well
NotTodayNotYesterday
You say that as if there's even a possibility.
Vultee66
want is the operative word there
Biteymcbiteface
Me wanting to sleep with him is more than possible it's actively happening right now.
CorneliusCornwall
She's grown into a lovely young lady. I say that of my own free will and not because Eminen scares me.
hookerbot5000
i'd fuck her clear into next week. Don't care how ungentlemanly that is
joinmeinintensewords
LOL it's funny cause you assume you'd ever have the opportunity.
nightfury78
Yeah sure
ZombarttheTastyTart
She goes to my college, Michigan State. Heard she is kind of rude but I would be too.
joinmeinintensewords
To be fair, the only thing a woman has to do to be called rude is to say no to a guy.
ZombarttheTastyTart
Well I didn't ask her anything?
youreananus
how can that poser scare you?!
GeneralSmartyPants
I don't get it? He's a lad who talks tough on a microphone. Why would anybody be afraid of him?
AfroSamuraiRM
?
MRFSTOP
neonoptic
My face when
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Tinycuddlefish
this syncs up perfectly with https://soundcloud.com/dfkfm/tokyo-cute-house-mix
hoffbox
Damn that really was a long time ago wasn't it
MRFSTOP
Hum dei dei la la
pokraculja
which video is this again?
MRFSTOP
"Without me"
sammyismycat
Best gif! I sound like a laughing hyena in the cartoons.
Noob3rts
Is it weird that I don't find her attractive? Her eyebrows freak me out, her cheekbones are so prominent and she looks like a handful.
ziggurath
What's wrong with her face though?
CantComeUpWithACreativeUsername
plastic surgery I suspect. Probably didn't even need it.
BreadyStinellis
Too much nose contour. Makes her nose look too skinny.
aeouk
The Real Slim Lady
TalladegaNights2006
A feminine Eminem...a slim shady lady
iilloovveeiimmgguurr
All the other slim ladies are just imitating.
lilmonkie
crunch559
Please bend down
TheMattman1
MarioBoon
The Too slim lady... eat some of your grandmom's spagetthi, gurl!
RantMannequin
Came back to upvote this
WhatIfTho
Where did you go?
SBSP129
Where did you come from?
RantMannequin
The danger zone, guess how I got there?
totallysherlocked
Was it the highway?
RantMannequin
Yup
Drbblbibble
And she goes to Michigan State University
tartanbawbag
I ain't never seen an ass like that
TimeKill
Da doing doing doing
ItsCrazyTim
Make peepee go a doing doing doing
WhistlePig
You can't even see it...
apercent
Uh.. uh.. uh .. nuh uh!
rugmiem
...Exactly
dontcallmeplath
It's an eminem lyric https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJXOdWfviBY
BugJuiceComesFromWhoYouAre
Yes, children generally grow into adults as time passes.
NotTodayNotYesterday
It's like a second between legal and illegal makes them think they seem any less creepy. Nope, still creepy.
LoveBigD
Only if they get vaccinated
themosthellas
*Dibs!* Called it. Wow, can't believe nobody else has called it. You can all back off and move on.
ParadigmShiftingWithoutAClutch
In more advanced cultures the dibs only lasts for 24 hours before you have to relinquish dibs to someone more skilled.
themosthellas
It's okay, I called dibs from a far less advanced culture where it has no expiration
TheAmbiguityShows
Such skill. Many territorial. Very claim. Lvl 100.
themosthellas
It's taken years of practice.
PleaseLeave
I wonder what kind of a father eminem is
Mmmmmk
The kind that doesn't tell his daughter she can't leave dressed like that.
EksDeeBruh
Well she's 21 and probably capable of deciding whether or not she wants to wear a revealing cocktail dress :)
sammyismycat
Yes, I heard he's a great father.
puppiesarepoopers
according to wiki, he also took on full custody of his half-brother, step-kid & niece so my guess is he cares a lot
idonotagreetotermsofservice
Or according to his song lyrics.
puppiesarepoopers
true - though you can't believe a lot of what he says in his lyrics
BossCar9
Likely much better than 50 Cent, who once seemingly threatened his eldest son, and, admitted to using his 4 year old to pick up women. 1/2
BossCar9
50 Cent would be up there with T.I. and The Game as my favorite rappers, but, he acts really stupid at times.
RaynWisp
Well yeah, one time they asked him what his rap name was... and he answered, with a small denotation and denomination of currency
BossCar9
To be fair, his relationship with his youngest son is decent. For now, anyway.
GingeraffeTW
Honestly, probably still would. I'm a huge Eminem fan, even if I'm not even close to what his stereotypical fan looks like.
XxcelticwarriorxX
What do you look like?
Noumenon72
A geraffe
magneticgumby
Black
BreadyStinellis
Are you implying black people don't like Eminem? Because that's just false.
GingeraffeTW
If by black you mean a really tall ginger, then yes.
itsimpossibletofindausernamethatisnttaken
You're like the poster boy for an Eminem fan
magneticgumby
Nah, meant black. Was a joke that clearly was ill-received.
GingeraffeTW
Ohhhh I get it!
lilcritter
I feel sorry for anyone trying to date her
NameUser10
Weak joke
todayimgurlearned
Well this looks like a job for me
TheAmbiguityShows
So everybody just follow me.
LilaaK
‘cause we need a little controversy
AdolfHitler9000
cause it feel so empty
AxelYamanaka
Without Riemann.
midsongnipplerub
Without me. Little hellions, kids feelin reebelious embarrassed that their parents still listen to Elvis.
portboy23
Holy Mom's spaghetti
Memelord718
Look at what you've started, it's beautiful
Devante
My palm's about to be sweaty.
CapsShield
TIL I collapse from rubbing these....
Rediculocity
Tbf if I had lots of money even I'd manage to be a solid 6/10
75PercentSith
No one's ugly, just poor.
TobyCheng
Some are both rich and ugly
Zokathra
Holy boob and nose job.
illustratorgirl
Sadly not a good one.
heeloo
Have u seen Eminems nose? How can you tell boob job? Those are both very tight clothes.
TimberWilly
FrancoUnAmerican
Knees weak, dick is heavy.
DaviDaTopera
There's a boner on my pants already
Chadkos
You got one shot don't miss your chance to blow
KirchoffsVoltageLaw
Blew my load already
KroggandMohawk
Only regretti.
YannickHoukes
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VampireLilithRayne
This turned super creepy, super fast...
Chadkos
Your comment brought me shame. I just wanted to rap like Eminem because the man is a legend.
KeeleonOhms
Were talking about a female whose claim to fame is a famous father and wearing tight clothing...
Talmorean
Creepy...or amazing? My denarii is on the later.
Salmonthegreat
Welcome to the internet
Harryteeters
Would, but would fear for my life the entire time
tomyironmane
... Not from him, mind you, but I agree... The girl has a serious Crazy Chick vibe going.
DJThuglifeSupreme
So is the guy on the right picture with her. You can see the hover hand
RhymingEverything
Threads like this are why I love imgur +1s all around!
NotTodayNotYesterday
It's funny how you say that like you'd ever had a chance.
keyblader1985
He threatened to break a bird's neck if it didn't SING to her.
Ishalldefenestrateyou
She nearly went to my college, there was almost a chance.
Chingchongpotatojack
Would not even be mildly scared of him
Itchy73
You're either ignorant or stupid.
Chingchongpotatojack
Neither. What's to be scared of? He's a celebrity. Who cares
Cravanicus
Good use of a fear boner.
incumbustable
He'd put a gerbil up your butt.
cryingonthepooper
Through a tube
Icameheretoupvoteandcomment
Just to let the little rascal nibble on your asshole
bradthegeek
Just tell him she slipped, fell and landed on your dick
LLCoolGeoff
*tripped
Gayforbae
Penile fracture.
alovelypintofguinness
Maybe hes right shady, but think about the baby befo u get all crazy
RearAdmiralObvious
I never realized she was so close to my age... Lol I mean I'm still 3 years older but still
iamgrr
Woah. WHAT A HUGE AGE GAP.
Chrisd1898
Literally just had this thought
PatrikLilja
Five years is nothing...
K0A1A
2 years younger... eh close enough right?
Chev8t8
go for it
YouHaveCatToBeKitten
When you were 3 suckin down Gerber Life Grow-up Plan she wasn't even born yet you sick fuck!
SirSage
If ya said it was Apple flavored Gerber then you would have nailed it.
darkhazard
Omg 3 years?? You could practically be her grandpa
75PercentSith
I mean, he could be if her mom could take it at 2 years old.
rolobloips
Lol why he is a showman
KartallOS
No one is scared by Marshall. Eminem would kill us. And Slim would rape me in front of my wife.
TwahaRamadhani
Sounds like something slim would do.
Combatmatt
Then fuck your mom
TitsMcGregor
But the mom sex is consensual.
KnockKnockWhosThereJehovahsWitness
The vomit on his sweater however, is not.
eskamobob1
Honestly, he seems like a cool dude. Thankgiving would be awesome
RickySpanishhhhh
Yeah it would
Jetg10
If I could, I'd do it just to possibly be mentioned in one of his songs
GrouchyMarx
The natives gifted a turkey to the very special pilgrims, who promptly replied "thank". Afterwards they founded the city of New Jersey.
swagmastayoloslaya
Thank
FullCrimsonic
Yeah but he actively avoids getting attached to people so good luck
SarcasticComment
Post-turkey drunk rap battles...
shuttlecockinakumquat
Literally the only thing he ever has to eat at his house is his mom's spaghetti
SarcasticComment
Is it a puttanesca... because she's a whore? Hooker pasta is delicious. I made some tonight
eskamobob1
grandma's cooking? Im down
idontenglishsorry
we all knew it already, but cheers for realizing
idontenglishsorry
we all knew it already, but cheers for realizing it
Buckbeak1486
Eminem is probably the only gangster rapper that doesn't actually try to start/get into shit.
SwarthyBastard
Uh,he's had beef with tons of people-Ja Rule, Benzino, Everlast, Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon. Part of why he has so many great diss songs.
eskamobob1
because he isnt a ganster rapper. He is just a rapper
SirMrTyler
It's because white privilege.
AfroSamuraiRM
He's not a gangster rapper though.
Nikolai5
It's because he's... Never mind.
Muffinman41
Not a gangster rapper. You guessed it!
McJersey
Technically he isn't a gangster and he got in to a bunch of shit when he first came out
Buckbeak1486
I meant that as the type of artist he is. Not that he was an actual gangster. I apologise for the confusion.
McJersey
Sorry just saw I didn't put "rapper" in my original comment
McJersey
I get that but doesn't rap about gangster stuff so he isn't a gangster rapper
McJersey
He* forgetting everything today too much fun at Mac sabbath last night
Rapturr
Unless it's with Ray Romano.
todayimgurlearned
Or Triumph the dog puppet
FrancoUnAmerican
What happened ?
FrancoUnAmerican
Nevermind found it. :P
Ilikeyogurt
Share!
FrancoUnAmerican
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qWMjgpIECA
SivoServoDommyDervo
Isn't he the guy that voiced the hairy elephant in Ice Age?
SuckMyGif
Mammoth*
Rapturr
I think you're thinking about Kevin James. I don't know who voiced him though.
Vick4rs
Nah. Ray Romano played the elephant. He was Ray Barone in Every Loves Raymond. Also had bit parts in Kevin James show though, and vice versa
SuckMyGif
Mammoth*
TheGhostOfHarambe
Didn't he have beef with Mariah Carey?
ThatSquirrelInTheCorner
He's had beef with everyone
Dudeson97
Not really a beef they boned and he roasted her for being too afraid to admit she slept with him.
imadeulook
TheLateKnight
http://imgur.com/nekvA5N
TheBestRussian
This is basically exactly my face right now looking at her
Imgazorpazorpfuckingfieldbitch
Go bucks
cbjfan
Michigan sucks
MrKielbasa
Both of you suck
DavyDavyDave
Go Blue!
ShadyVenator
Go green!
RandomCanadianGuy
GO WHITE! (People who don't understand this will find me quite racist, don't take this out of context)
DavyDavyDave
I'm a UofM fan but have to +1 you for that haha.
TheScarfyDoctor
He kind of looks like if Tyler Joseph went to prison
haveyouheardabouttheseinternetmemes
I remember that! They interviewed him for no reason in the middle of a game. He was out of his fucking mind on something.
ThatMomentWhenImgurJokesAreOnlyFunnyToImgurians
dude he was pretending to be being funny
WellmPT
He was joking. As soon as the interview actually started, he was normal.
filthbucketsfullofpuke
He was promoting his album and trolling. Like he always has.
DontTazeMeBrah
That and he got asked a really stupid question if I remember correctly
75PercentSith
Can I get a link?
ThefluteCaptainPicardplayedfirstinhisimaginationtheninreallife
https://youtu.be/oKKh7EniYMs
ptrnr
I'd also like a link
StunnedGoofy
shorey66
shorey66
Sorry. Couldn't help myself
75PercentSith
I really want to hate you, but I just can't.
DownvotesAreFun
Took me awkwardly long to get this.